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Balrog0
01/23/21 10:25:22 PM
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Now I never get the switch

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Irony
01/23/21 10:26:36 PM
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Divorce her

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g0ldie
01/23/21 10:27:13 PM
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video game crack

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Turbam
01/23/21 10:28:37 PM
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I bought my wife's boyfriend a Switch, now she's mad at me because he only comes over to play animal crossing with me now.

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BloodMoon7
01/23/21 10:30:40 PM
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Her soul will crack in due time when she loses to Tom Nook's boss fight 100 times. Then you'll have your Switch and she'll have to join my support group.

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googs19
01/23/21 10:30:49 PM
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That's why I made sure to buy my wife her own Switch when I got her Animal Crossing.
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roos1046 Reborn
01/23/21 11:24:45 PM
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googs19 posted...
That's why I made sure to buy my wife her own Switch when I got her Animal Crossing.

This

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Wii_Shaker
01/23/21 11:32:13 PM
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I'm just realizing that I've never dated a girl who games. Sounds frustrating.

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Balrog0
01/23/21 11:36:27 PM
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She likes blops zombies, too!

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NeonOctopus
01/25/21 8:46:21 AM
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Just commit 3rd Impact on her town and delete the save one day trololololol

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Were_Wyrm
01/25/21 8:56:49 AM
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Ask her boyfriend to buy you a switch

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