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The_Creep_2020 01/20/21 7:39:33 PM #1: |
What it says on the tin.
The Cucumberbund - The Cucurbit Sash. (Waist) Casts fear effect on felines when equipped (5ft radius). Wearer can cast gross burp 3 times per day. (Cone of effect, 10 ft range) --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 01/20/21 7:41:21 PM #2: |
Skull of Mundane.
It's just a skull. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 01/20/21 7:43:00 PM #3: |
The Nightwinter Millennium Flower
A flower that only blooms at one night in the winter once every 1,000 years. Needed to exchange for the Potion of Flame. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Creep_2020 01/20/21 7:47:33 PM #4: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
Skull of Mundane.Ultima reference? Noice! --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mullettron 01/20/21 7:48:05 PM #5: |
Poison Potion
When used, it recovers 50 hp but poisons the user for 10 hp for each of the next 10 turns. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CouldBeAnAlt 01/20/21 7:49:54 PM #7: |
Scroll of summon earl
When used summons a guy named earl he's useless in combat and doesn't follow your commands. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wii_Shaker 01/20/21 7:50:44 PM #8: |
Padded socks of sneaking. It adds +5 to sneaking if you are not wearing boots or shoes.
--- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AllegraD 01/20/21 7:51:17 PM #9: |
The Magical Rasp
--- Ohhh boy! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 01/20/21 7:52:36 PM #10: |
Underwear Helm
You wear it on your head. Doesn't offer much protection. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 01/20/21 7:55:16 PM #11: |
Ring of Charm Specific Person.
It can Charm one guy, but you don't know who. 5 charges. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MagnusDJL 01/20/21 7:56:40 PM #12: |
The completely pointless berry
When you use this item, you use up your turn, but get to go again immediately. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cousinvini 01/20/21 7:57:42 PM #13: |
Electric Boots
they electrocute your feet ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 01/20/21 7:58:11 PM #14: |
Holey Armor
A piece of armor with holes worn into it. Can't really protect against swords or arrows, and you'll get a chill when traveling through cold areas. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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samurai bandit 01/20/21 7:59:59 PM #15: |
Pacman.
If it is in your inventory eats up one inventory item per 30 minutes played. If it is in a storage it eats up 2 storage items per hour played. After Pacman eats 200 items it pops out of your inventory and tries to eat you. If he eats you, you die. If you kill him then you get shamed for killing him. You cannot toss this item once it is obtained. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Creep_2020 01/20/21 8:00:51 PM #16: |
Potion of dodgy pinenut - Makes everything taste metallic. Forever.
--- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 01/20/21 8:01:02 PM #17: |
Coca-Cola
Restores 200 HP Popsy Causes poison --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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geshkigal 01/20/21 8:01:10 PM #18: |
Cently Belt
An item needed to equip the Holey Armor. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CouldBeAnAlt 01/20/21 8:02:24 PM #19: |
Ring of turn self
When used the user runs in fear of them self lasts 10 seconds ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 01/20/21 8:02:24 PM #20: |
Incredibly Heavy Armor
A suit of armor so heavy once you put it in you're unable to move. Offers the very best protection imaginable, but is it worth it? --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Creep_2020 01/20/21 8:03:27 PM #21: |
WilliamPorygon posted...
Coca-Cola The Helm of Maccanmee - a truly hideous helmet depicting a denizen of one of the more nightmarish hells. Doubles the effects of Coca-Cola and Popsy. Causes fear in small children. --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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j_coat 01/20/21 8:03:29 PM #22: |
Popcorn Seed
A hard seed that is impossible to chew. Must be exposed to heat to become Popcorn. --- Play my free full-length RPG game today! https://jco.itch.io/universal-wars ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 01/20/21 8:03:43 PM #23: |
<b>Fart Ring</b>
If you wear it sometimes your character farts. --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 01/20/21 8:05:00 PM #24: |
Rubber Sword
A sword made entirely of rubber. Useless when fighting. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Creep_2020 01/20/21 8:11:51 PM #26: |
Bottle of Baileys
Roll a D20. On a roll of 2-20, character will yell Im old Gregg repeatedly for one hour. On a roll of 1, character will turn into a grandma. --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 01/20/21 8:13:13 PM #27: |
The Lifesteal Staff
A staff of immense power, allows the wielder to conjure spells incredibly fast and more powerful then you could with any other staff. However, this is only speculation as all who have so much as touched this staff have instantly died. Occasionally gives off a pale blue glow. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IShall_Run_Amok 01/20/21 8:16:38 PM #28: |
Banana Dagger
Nevermind this was an actual weapon in a game hahaha --- Wubba dubba dubba is that true? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 01/20/21 8:49:04 PM #29: |
Horny Helmut
A helmut with protruding horns, when worn your character is overcome by insatiable lust for everything they see. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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uwnim 01/20/21 8:55:58 PM #30: |
Pauldron of Pointing. Causes your character's shoulder to always be pointing towards your next quest objective. While you can still move, your character is unable to turn their body while it is equipped.
--- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Creep_2020 01/20/21 9:00:28 PM #31: |
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Horny HelmutA Horny Helmet would be worn on your head. A Horny Helmut would wear you. --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Creep_2020 01/20/21 9:01:43 PM #32: |
uwnim posted...
Pauldron of Pointing. Causes your character's shoulder to always be pointing towards your next quest objective. While you can still move, your character is unable to turn their body while it is equipped. Part of a set with Codpiece of Concealment. While worn, your crotch is invisible. Just your crotch. Everything else is visible. --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SolidShadow3 01/20/21 9:05:50 PM #33: |
Staff of Wonderment: While equipped your base intelligence and Wisdom stats are a 4. All actions taken have a 50% chance of backfiring.
--- By Odin's beard! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CouldBeAnAlt 01/20/21 9:09:26 PM #34: |
Ring of ghost speak
When worn the wearer may speak to ghosts but ghosts aren't real ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Stagmar 01/20/21 10:06:06 PM #35: |
Pictsie Blade
Glows blue in the presence of lawyers. --- 11/11/1572 -- Never Forget. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Creep_2020 01/20/21 10:11:23 PM #36: |
Stagmar posted...
Pictsie BladeThe Orb of Avocat - one use per day. Has a 50% chance of summoning a lawyer or an avocado. --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 01/20/21 10:23:00 PM #37: |
Backfire Magic Pistol
A gun of immense power, fires off magically charged rounds. However, the shots fire out the back and cannot be turned around, otherwise it won't work. Over the years, researchers have attempted to understand the workings of the pistol, though none have survived. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 01/20/21 11:53:00 PM #38: |
Frictionless Boots.
Exactly what it says on the tin, put them on and suddenly they are completely unaffected by friction. Good luck, asshole. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 01/20/21 11:55:59 PM #39: |
The Cape of Nonflight
A completely useless cape that someone created thinking it gave him the power to fly. He lept off a cliff, confident in his creation. Unfortunately he did not survive the attempt. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 01/20/21 11:58:10 PM #40: |
Earring of Translation
It translates all verbal speech into a language you nor anyone you know speaks. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark_SilverX 01/20/21 11:58:33 PM #41: |
The Sybian
an electronic vehicle that you ride to fast travel from save point to save point as long as you saved at that spot at least once. --- Rather a Zoom Thanksgiving than an ICU Christmas. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 01/20/21 11:59:43 PM #42: |
DrizztLink posted...
Frictionless Boots.Inverse Frictionless Boots. Same thing, except frictionless on the inside instead. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 01/21/21 12:04:25 AM #43: |
Eternal Helm of Blindness and Deafness
A helmet that has completely blocked off eye holes , with a special covering for the ears. Putting it on makes the wearer blind and deaf to everything around them, but with a catch. Once you put it on you can never take it off. Discovered by a group of explorers in an abandoned ruin. One of them put it on, and walked into a room filled with fire, despite his fellow explorers pleading to him to stop. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tsukasa1891 01/21/21 12:25:43 AM #44: |
Ring of invisibility, you become invisible while wearing this ring but only when no one is looking at you and you are naked.
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Panthera 01/21/21 12:34:53 AM #45: |
Potion of Lotion
Necessary to maintain that crazy hairstyle through the fiercest of fights --- Meow! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bigtiggie23 01/21/21 12:44:37 AM #46: |
The Hasty Blindfold and Muzzle set
They double your character's speed each (so 4x speed when worn together) but they blind you so all physical attacks miss 90% of the time and they silence you so no magic. --- If reading my posts gives you an erection lasting longer than four hours, you're welcome. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IShall_Run_Amok 01/21/21 11:22:53 AM #47: |
Earwig Robe
Robe made of insects. Thousands and thousands of insects, squirming and chattering together. All stats except Screaming reduced to 0 forever. --- reject humanity, return to wolef ... Copied to Clipboard!
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