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teepan95
01/08/21 7:23:45 AM
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However, since this update, Washington D.C Police have upgraded the situation from a simple protest to a riot.

This comes after several police officer spotted a black American man joining in on the protests, a development that saw journalists and commentators immediately remove the peaceful tag from any commentary surrounding the demonstrations.

The US Army has not yet been approached for back up, however, Washington D.C police say they will have no hesitation to request military support if the tally of angry black men rises to the 3 which is the universal benchmark for when riots transition into looting.

Despite the fact that this dramatic display of political unrest appears to be hinting towards an imminent civil war, no one has yet had a knee put on their neck for eight minutes.

If any Muslims arrive, it will be reclassified as terrorism.


https://m.betootaadvocate.com/headlines/us-capitol-protests-officially-become-riots-after-a-black-man-joins-in/
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St0rmFury
01/08/21 7:27:38 AM
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The Onion 2.0?
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Touch
01/08/21 7:30:14 AM
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teepan95
01/08/21 8:36:14 AM
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St0rmFury posted...
The Onion 2.0?

Australian onion, I think
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teepan95
01/09/21 11:41:43 AM
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Bump
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Ving_Rhames
01/09/21 11:47:50 AM
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Our resident Conservatools are fuming

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K181
01/09/21 11:49:59 AM
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The actual Onion did it better.

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1346925781864357888?s=19

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SiO4
01/09/21 11:54:09 AM
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Touch posted...
https://youtu.be/-wMXKOKoDu8


St0rmFury posted...
The Onion 2.0?


teepan95 posted...


Australian onion, I think


I was reading this last night couldn't help but think this read just like an Onion article.

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/08/trump-tweets-from-potus-handle-account-says-looking-at-the-possibilities-of-building-out-our-own-platform.html
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teepan95
01/10/21 5:08:23 AM
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That's an Onion-like article alright
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MrMallard
01/11/21 3:24:36 AM
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St0rmFury posted...
The Onion 2.0?
The Onion, but Australian

Edit: another article with some Aussie flavor

https://m.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/pm-at-times-like-this-americans-should-be-inspired-by-their-cricketing-heroes/

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