Current Events > Every time NeonOctopus is warned, I feel sick to my stomach.

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cjs28 01/07/21 7:59:46 AM #1:	I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of NeonOctopus's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react. This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade. Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?" He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang. NeonOctopus was Warned. I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something. Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent NeonOctopus link. Alas, this was not the case. By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim. My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, NeonOctopus did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in 3 months he will rise again from the depths of purgatory and post wonderful stories about Japanese culture on CE again." At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me). Anyway, I really just miss NeonOctopus and I think the mods should reconsider his suspension. tl;dr - free NeonOctopus --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> <cite>cjs28 posted [p:949213889] in Every time... [t:79224100]...</cite> <quote>I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of NeonOctopus's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react. This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade. Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?" He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang. NeonOctopus was Warned. I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something. Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent NeonOctopus link. Alas, this was not the case. By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim. My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, NeonOctopus did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in 3 months he will rise again from the depths of purgatory and post wonderful stories about Japanese culture on CE again." At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me). Anyway, I really just miss NeonOctopus and I think the mods should reconsider his suspension. tl;dr - free NeonOctopus </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 01/07/21 8:02:17 AM #2:	--- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:949213946] in Every time... [t:79224100]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta X 01/07/21 8:02:25 AM #3:	I told you to stop calling them mommy milkers and stop calling women "breeders". --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:949213949] in Every time... [t:79224100]...</cite> <quote>I told you to stop calling them mommy milkers and stop calling women "breeders". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sictis 01/07/21 8:02:44 AM #4:	--- Maggot of metal, rust, and rot... <cite>Sictis posted [p:949213952] in Every time... [t:79224100]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 01/07/21 8:03:13 AM #5:	Who? --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:949213963] in Every time... [t:79224100]...</cite> <quote>Who? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 01/07/21 8:03:21 AM #6:	Was this because you kept asking for AOCs nudes in topics about the riots in Washington? >_> --- https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:949213968] in Every time... [t:79224100]...</cite> <quote>Was this because you kept asking for AOCs nudes in topics about the riots in Washington? >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 01/07/21 8:03:23 AM #7:	RIP Big Bear Jim. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:949213969] in Every time... [t:79224100]...</cite> <quote>RIP Big Bear Jim. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjs28 01/07/21 8:03:39 AM #8:	AlisLandale posted... Was this because you kept asking for AOCs nudes in topics about the riots in Washington? >_> Yeah <__< --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> <cite>cjs28 posted [p:949213976] in Every time... [t:79224100]...</cite> <quote>AlisLandale posted... </cite> <quote>Was this because you kept asking for AOCs nudes in topics about the riots in Washington? >_></quote>Yeah <__< </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 01/07/21 8:04:04 AM #9:	This is my favorite copypasta ever --- Make it through this year, if it kills you outright. Now Playing: Persona 5, Minecraft, Hyrule Warriors <cite>MrMallard posted [p:949213986] in Every time... [t:79224100]...</cite> <quote>This is my favorite copypasta ever </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjs28 01/07/21 8:04:26 AM #10:	Veggeta X posted... I told you to stop calling them mommy milkers and stop calling women "breeders". I've actually never called women "breeders". Wut --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> <cite>cjs28 posted [p:949213994] in Every time... [t:79224100]...</cite> <quote>Veggeta X posted... </cite> <quote>I told you to stop calling them mommy milkers and stop calling women "breeders".</quote>I've actually never called women "breeders". Wut </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjs28 01/07/21 8:17:57 PM #11:	--- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> <cite>cjs28 posted [p:949239812] in Every time... [t:79224100]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 01/07/21 8:19:03 PM #12:	cjs28 posted... I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of NeonOctopus's account is this a new copypasta? --- https://imgur.com/LAvnefi <cite>E32005 posted [p:949239856] in Every time... [t:79224100]...</cite> <quote>cjs28 posted... </cite> <quote>I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of NeonOctopus's account</quote> is this a new copypasta? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 01/07/21 8:19:10 PM #13:	Veggeta X posted... I told you to stop calling them mommy milkers and stop calling women "breeders". Someone on here blamed me for both mommy milkers and breeders, even though none of those were my fault. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:949239859] in Every time... [t:79224100]...</cite> <quote>Veggeta X posted... </cite> <quote>I told you to stop calling them mommy milkers and stop calling women "breeders".</quote>Someone on here blamed me for both mommy milkers and breeders, even though none of those were my fault. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjs28 01/07/21 8:19:28 PM #14:	E32005 posted... is this a new copypasta? New? This is like 4 years old at least lol --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> <cite>cjs28 posted [p:949239870] in Every time... [t:79224100]...</cite> <quote>E32005 posted... </cite> <quote>is this a new copypasta?</quote>New? This is like 4 years old at least lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Webmaster4531 01/07/21 8:20:25 PM #15:	Fuck off --- Ad Hominem. <cite>Webmaster4531 posted [p:949239907] in Every time... [t:79224100]...</cite> <quote>Fuck off</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kyujo 01/07/21 8:34:22 PM #16:	cjs28 posted... AlisLandale posted... Was this because you kept asking for AOCs nudes in topics about the riots in Washington? >_> Yeah <__< take that to other topics man... --- Current Game(s): Witcher III, WD2, FF7R Must-watch: Legion, AoS, The 100 <cite>kyujo posted [p:949240445] in Every time... [t:79224100]...</cite> <quote>cjs28 posted... </cite> <quote>AlisLandale posted... Was this because you kept asking for AOCs nudes in topics about the riots in Washington? >_> Yeah <__<</quote> take that to other topics man... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 01/07/21 8:41:27 PM #17:	Well that's strange, I feel an overwhelming sense of indifference every time a user here is warned. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:949240684] in Every time... [t:79224100]...</cite> <quote>Well that's strange, I feel an overwhelming sense of indifference every time a user here is warned. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjs28 01/07/21 8:52:36 PM #18:	Vicious_Dios posted... Well that's strange, I feel an overwhelming sense of indifference every time a user here is warned. Show some compassion. What if no one cared if you or your family were warned? --- NeonOctopus's Alt >_> <cite>cjs28 posted [p:949241085] in Every time... [t:79224100]...</cite> <quote>Vicious_Dios posted... </cite> <quote>Well that's strange, I feel an overwhelming sense of indifference every time a user here is warned.</quote>Show some compassion. What if no one cared if you or your family were warned? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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