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Intro2Logic
01/03/21 8:44:10 PM
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Oi, a bugger nicked my lorry

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JoeRodonExprien
01/03/21 8:45:31 PM
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Thank god we dont have guns like in America, now Im going to the hospital to get my stab wounds treated for free!
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SquirtleSkwad
01/03/21 8:45:39 PM
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Got me hair cut, I'm a cheeky boi.

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ghostblob
01/03/21 8:46:07 PM
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Some of us are still awake

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Antifar
01/03/21 8:46:29 PM
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Is it time for Chelsea to start thinking about sacking Lampard?

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TeaMilk
01/03/21 8:46:55 PM
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gafemaqs
01/03/21 8:47:09 PM
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https://youtu.be/pUAusmaoaXs

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Stallion_Prime
01/03/21 8:47:30 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
'Ellow yew chube!
Bacherry

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lilORANG
01/03/21 8:47:55 PM
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Oi, yuv dun mugged me of' mate. You 'ad me eat pie. I need a bit of a lie in
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spikethedevil
01/03/21 8:48:38 PM
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Still awake here and so far every bs British stereotype has been exclusively English lol.

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g0ldie
01/03/21 8:48:38 PM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DW3B_tXlj7Q

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Chicken
01/03/21 8:48:41 PM
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tea

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KiwiTerraRizing
01/03/21 8:50:12 PM
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Oy, fackin Ingerlund batta score sum fackin goals. Fancy a pint?

Bonus Welsh post: Fucks a sheep

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Freddie_Mercury
01/03/21 8:51:19 PM
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masticatingman
01/03/21 8:51:29 PM
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Wish I had some more quid!

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Grogu
01/03/21 8:52:08 PM
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This topic sucks.

Uhoh, Ive just mildly criticized something online, guess Im going to jail!
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spikethedevil
01/03/21 8:52:22 PM
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masticatingman posted...
Wish I had some more quid!

That doesnt even make sense.

Freddie_Mercury posted...
bangers and mash

GOAT level meal tbh.


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spikethedevil
01/03/21 8:52:54 PM
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Grogu posted...
This topic sucks.

Uhoh, Ive just mildly criticized something online, guess Im going to jail!

Not a thing that happens.

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TeaMilk
01/03/21 8:52:57 PM
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UnfairRepresent
01/03/21 8:54:48 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Still awake here and so far every bs British stereotype has been exclusively English lol.
That's because 56 of the 66 million people in the UK are English dude.


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Garioshi
01/03/21 8:55:50 PM
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woh oh boh oh

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viewmaster_pi
01/03/21 8:56:39 PM
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oi guvna and ummmmmm
uhhhh it's chewsday xDDDDD

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pauIie
01/03/21 8:57:43 PM
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spikethedevil
01/03/21 8:58:27 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
That's because 56 of the 66 million people in the UK are English dude.

True but its still funny that Americans think Britain is another word for England.

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TrowaBarton7
01/03/21 8:58:48 PM
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Let's spread the British virus to the rest of the world and lie about it

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g0ldie
01/03/21 8:58:49 PM
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16-BITTER posted...
got quite the majority, innit


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JoeRodonExprien
01/03/21 8:59:22 PM
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spikethedevil posted...


True but its still funny that Americans think Britain is another word for England.


Its cute that you think Americans give a fuck.
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Laserion
01/03/21 9:00:10 PM
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Is it true that Americans call flippybreads "pancakes"?
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jon1012
01/03/21 9:01:05 PM
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Hey blokes. Im heading to the store. Me aint got enough big rolls for the loo.

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ghostblob
01/03/21 9:02:00 PM
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Let's vote for the tories even though we're living in poverty

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g0ldie
01/03/21 9:07:12 PM
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16-BITTER posted...
Oi, you changed me post
blimey, it looks like I cocked up, mate. you must think me a proper plunker

GranolaPanic posted...
Blimey, mate. Dont have anger towards me because Im more of a dazzling fellow. However, if you dispose of thine devious haircuts, you will acquire more female attraction to thine genital area. Alas, maybe Tanisha will negotiate with you instead of the lawyer or medical practitioner shes having sexual interactions towards.

Acquaintanceeeeee.
lmao

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AlisLandale
01/03/21 9:08:30 PM
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spikethedevil
01/03/21 9:13:01 PM
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Im laughing at stuff like spelling plonker (a word coined in one of the greatest sitcoms ever) being spelled as plunker.

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g0ldie
01/03/21 9:13:56 PM
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sorry, I wasn't even paying attention, lol.

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SmidgeIsntBack
01/03/21 9:15:54 PM
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*googles Brexit*

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SauI_Goodman
01/03/21 9:18:58 PM
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https://youtu.be/uQAbek0uOP0

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PatrickMahomes
01/03/21 9:21:13 PM
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@Nate_Allen

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Notti
01/05/21 5:34:35 AM
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pinky0926
01/05/21 5:37:04 AM
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Oi ang on a minute

Do you fellas have a loicense to be prattling dese memes?

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luigi13579
01/05/21 5:38:07 AM
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Am no British ya dobber. Giez an Indyref noo!
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Parappa09
01/05/21 5:45:20 AM
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what a bloody offensive topic

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The_Creep_2020
01/05/21 5:51:41 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
Still awake here and so far every bs British stereotype has been exclusively English lol.
Ey Myfanwy, he stole me pot noodle!

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IloveJesus
01/05/21 5:54:39 AM
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JoeRodonExprien posted...
Its cute that you think Americans give a fuck.

I don't think he does.

He's just pointing out to you that you're perpetuating the idea that Americans are stupid.

This topic creates a more negative impression of the US than the UK, and I say that as somebody who thinks the UK is a shit hole in many ways.

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HagenEx
01/05/21 5:56:11 AM
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spikethedevil
01/05/21 6:02:20 AM
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Notti posted...
That's not a noife. This is a noife.

Thats a spoon.

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