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TheBlueMonk_
12/29/20 12:15:42 PM
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why!?!?!?

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Choco
12/29/20 12:16:24 PM
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tc being a new dad makes this topic really funny lol

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Comfy_Pillow
12/29/20 12:19:02 PM
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You're supposed to change a diaper every 3-4 hours or so.
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Flauros
12/29/20 12:22:45 PM
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voldothegr8
12/29/20 12:29:45 PM
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They need changed every few hours, I don't recall my kids shitting that much though
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V-E-G-Y-
12/29/20 12:33:15 PM
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kingdrake2
12/29/20 12:33:28 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
They need changed every few hours, I don't recall my kids shitting that much though


it comes out when least expect it... and it smells horrible.
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Thompson
12/29/20 12:34:47 PM
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Never too many reasons to never have kids.

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Choco
12/29/20 12:39:49 PM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
Add 1 hour after each month dey are born
i poop every 2 weeks?

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i love mustard!

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littlebro07
12/29/20 12:40:15 PM
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The best part is when you have a hard time changing them cause they're screaming and flailing around and then you finally get them all cleaned up and then a minute later they start grunting and you hear them fucking shitting again

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E32005
12/29/20 12:40:26 PM
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Kaliesto
12/29/20 12:41:28 PM
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Flauros posted...
Born 2 shit.

Forced 2 wipe.

Call of Duty - Modern Shitware Online

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IShall_Run_Amok
12/29/20 12:42:24 PM
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No, yours is broken. Contact Amazon about getting a replacement.

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kingdrake2
12/29/20 12:42:30 PM
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tote_all posted...



lmao i squirted soda out of my nose.
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voldothegr8
12/29/20 12:57:41 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
The best part is when you have a hard time changing them cause they're screaming and flailing around and then you finally get them all cleaned up and then a minute later they start grunting and you hear them fucking shitting again

The fun doesn't begin until they decide to projectile liquid poo all over you while in the middle of changing
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Romulox28
12/29/20 12:59:38 PM
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tote_all posted...
my daughter used to shit up the front, i dont know how the poop ended up there but id see a brown belly and go oh fuck

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Choco
12/29/20 1:31:39 PM
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tote_all posted...
Oh also, TC.

Try consuming nothing but enough milk to account for your entire caloric intake for a week. See how much you poop.
@I_Like_Toast milk is the reason babies are disgusting

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I Like Toast
12/29/20 1:52:43 PM
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Choco posted...
@I_Like_Toast milk is the reason babies are disgusting



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Choco
12/29/20 1:54:05 PM
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I Like Toast posted...
imagine how happy this baby would be if it got fed anything else

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I Like Toast
12/29/20 1:56:16 PM
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This is what happens when you don't feel your baby milk



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brestugo
12/29/20 1:57:50 PM
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Wait until they start shitting hitting the walls.

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moh82sy
12/29/20 2:14:44 PM
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Food has a shorter distance to travel from the mouth to the diaper .
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EmbraceOfDeath
12/29/20 2:18:05 PM
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dr_strangelove posted...
or when you are too late and the poop starts trickling down the pant leg - on an airplane
Yeah, this sucks. I can't imagine bringing a baby on the plane that you have to deal with on top of that.

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iPhone_7
12/29/20 2:22:02 PM
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Its worse with girl babies cause sometimes the poop can go up their pikachus and you gotta slightly scoop it out or else they can get an infection. With boy babies you can just wipe them down and add the talcum powder.

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12/29/20 2:38:54 PM
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