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Damn_Underscore
12/27/20 8:34:57 PM
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What do you do?





wat do

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refmon
12/27/20 8:37:13 PM
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grab

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Damn_Underscore
12/27/20 8:38:17 PM
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refmon posted...
grab

literal horny jail bro sorry

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Eliza3
12/27/20 8:40:45 PM
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Other: I am that woman

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Damn_Underscore
12/27/20 8:44:16 PM
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Eliza3 posted...
Other: I am that woman

you can still look

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LinkDaLunatic
12/27/20 8:44:54 PM
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other - respect women
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UnfairRepresent
12/28/20 3:24:18 PM
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I'd not care

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Socrawheeze
12/28/20 3:25:22 PM
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Nothing makes me feel alienated like not ogling people lol
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Tappor
12/28/20 3:25:50 PM
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Inhale her braps

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Jagr_68
12/28/20 3:26:16 PM
#10:


read this as fat woman with flat butt

Man wtf is wrong with me....

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IloveJesus
12/28/20 3:28:19 PM
#11:


Hot woman.

Fat butt.

Pick one.

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Crescente
12/28/20 3:35:02 PM
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Eliza3 posted...
Other: I am that woman

How fat are we talking about here???


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sevihaimerej
12/28/20 3:36:00 PM
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IloveJesus posted...
Hot woman.

Fat butt.

Pick one.
Jesus only loves those that show proper adoration of fat butts, repent sinner

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divot1338
12/28/20 3:37:54 PM
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Chonkers

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thronedfire2
12/28/20 3:38:52 PM
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stare

fat butt is good, disgustingly fat is not good

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IloveJesus
12/28/20 3:44:59 PM
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sevihaimerej posted...
Jesus only loves those that show proper adoration of fat butts, repent sinner

You seem to be implying that I should repent for being pro-Jesus.

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sevihaimerej
12/28/20 4:26:18 PM
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IloveJesus posted...
You seem to be implying that I should repent for being pro-Jesus.
Nah, Jesus is alright in my book, he just likes big butts as he said in that anti-lying sermon video he released back in the 80's (I sincerely apologize, my chaoist/discordian religion demands I always defend fat butts or else suffer an eternity on a Mormon planet, but that only counts until the next full moon after which I will be on about the same page as Jordan Peterson's approach to Christianity only with Eris, Apophenia, and Pareidolia filling the roles of the trinity)
TL;DR-Don't mind me, I tried mescaline today :D

Actual response: No, repent TO Jesus for not cherishing the divine gift of fat butts

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IloveJesus
12/29/20 3:14:06 AM
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sevihaimerej posted...
Nah, Jesus is alright in my book, he just likes big butts as he said in that anti-lying sermon video he released back in the 80's (I sincerely apologize, my chaoist/discordian religion demands I always defend fat butts or else suffer an eternity on a Mormon planet, but that only counts until the next full moon after which I will be on about the same page as Jordan Peterson's approach to Christianity only with Eris, Apophenia, and Pareidolia filling the roles of the trinity)
TL;DR-Don't mind me, I tried mescaline today :D

Actual response: No, repent TO Jesus for not cherishing the divine gift of fat butts

But fat butts are grim.

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Wii_Shaker
12/29/20 3:29:42 AM
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IloveJesus posted...
Hot woman.
Fat butt.
Pick one.

To quote the great poet Sir Mix-a-Lot:


Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it

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sevihaimerej
12/29/20 12:06:44 PM
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IloveJesus posted...
But fat butts are grim.
Grim? Genuinely curious, what do you mean?

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FrankJaegr
12/29/20 12:10:32 PM
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Fat butt booty *wiggle wiggle* @_@

I just wanna wrestle dat ass like Im fighting an alligator :3
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Choco
12/29/20 12:13:19 PM
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fat butts need to be spanked

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gunplagirl
12/29/20 12:16:24 PM
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I have a fat ass and I'm also a woman. Better yet, no man has ever defiled me.

I'd look at her ass. Maybe even compliment her on her physique.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
12/29/20 12:18:07 PM
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IloveJesus posted...
But fat butts are grim.


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Choco
12/29/20 12:18:42 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
I'd look at her ass. Maybe even compliment her on her physique.
go on...

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FrankJaegr
12/29/20 12:19:13 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

lmfao
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SDBZ
12/29/20 12:24:55 PM
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Eliza3 posted...
Other: I am that woman

Do you have a fat butt tho

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SystemEgo
12/29/20 12:26:39 PM
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I'm so short I can get away with it; for tall women, my eyeline's pretty much just above their waste as it is.

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gunplagirl
12/29/20 12:57:43 PM
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Choco posted...
go on...
I'd offer to know her in a biblical sense

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Choco
12/29/20 1:32:20 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
I'd offer to know her in a biblical sense
nice.

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IloveJesus
12/30/20 3:30:56 AM
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sevihaimerej posted...
Grim? Genuinely curious, what do you mean?

I mean that they're not good. Disgusting. Repugnant. How was that not clear?

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YugiNoob
12/30/20 3:33:55 AM
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Choco
12/30/20 7:39:44 AM
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topic title said hot

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