Could you have sex with Nancy Pelosi for a $1,200 stimulus check?

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weekoldhotdog 12/19/20 10:17:48 AM #1:	w/could you have sex with Nancy Pelosi for a $1,200 stimulus check? My pants are already down I'm Gay and would prefer Mitch McConnell No thank you w/could you have sex with Nancy Pelosi for a $1,200 stimulus check? - Results (72 votes) My pants are already down 58.33% (42 votes) 42 I'm Gay and would prefer Mitch McConnell 4.17% (3 votes) 3 No thank you 37.5% (27 votes) 27 Take your pick! If you're desperate enough for a stimulus check, then you're desperate enough for this!! --- Y helo thar buttsecks <cite>weekoldhotdog posted [p:948523715] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote> w/could you have sex with Nancy Pelosi for a $1,200 stimulus check? My pants are already down I'm Gay and would prefer Mitch McConnell No thank you Vote View Results w/could you have sex with Nancy Pelosi for a $1,200 stimulus check? - Results (72 votes) My pants are already down 58.33% (42 votes) 42 I'm Gay and would prefer Mitch McConnell 4.17% (3 votes) 3 No thank you 37.5% (27 votes) 27 Show Voting Form Take your pick! If you're desperate enough for a stimulus check, then you're desperate enough for this!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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yemmy 12/19/20 10:19:07 AM #3:	I heard nancy can get the whole thang --- p226 <cite>yemmy posted [p:948523747] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>I heard nancy can get the whole thang </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weekoldhotdog 12/19/20 10:19:13 AM #4:	LivingLegend posted... Do I have to cum? I mean, no? You do have to have sex to the best of your ability tho --- Y helo thar buttsecks <cite>weekoldhotdog posted [p:948523749] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>LivingLegend posted... </cite> <quote>Do I have to cum?</quote> I mean, no? You do have to have sex to the best of your ability tho </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CosmicShadows 12/19/20 10:21:37 AM #5:	sure free money --- Your human level has changed to GOD. <cite>CosmicShadows posted [p:948523816] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>sure free money</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 12/19/20 10:23:59 AM #6:	yemmy posted... I heard nancy can get the whole thang --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/YzjFA85 https://imgur.com/CqukfNH <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:948523880] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>yemmy posted... </cite> <quote>I heard nancy can get the whole thang</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoctorPiranha3 12/19/20 10:24:38 AM #7:	Would do it for free! <cite>DoctorPiranha3 posted [p:948523895] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>Would do it for free! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 12/19/20 10:25:10 AM #8:	I'm gonna give her the most satisfying two minutes of her life!! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:948523910] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>I'm gonna give her the most satisfying two minutes of her life!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g980 12/19/20 10:25:44 AM #9:	Does everyone get $1200 or just the folks who have sex with pelosi --- These old bones live to learn her wanton ways: (I measure time by how a body sways). <cite>g980 posted [p:948523929] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>Does everyone get $1200 or just the folks who have sex with pelosi</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MegaTech 12/19/20 10:25:57 AM #10:	Id make those old bones clap --- That one bloke with a haggard smirk, whereabouts unknown, puttin in that cloak and dagger work. https://imgur.com/c8xCRi7 - CoolbeansAvi <cite>MegaTech posted [p:948523937] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>Id make those old bones clap </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WashYourHands 12/19/20 10:26:18 AM #11:	Face down ass up --- 20 seconds is all it takes! <cite>WashYourHands posted [p:948523948] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>Face down ass up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 12/19/20 10:27:19 AM #12:	Fuck no --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:948523973] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>Fuck no </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lemondrop7 12/19/20 12:07:12 PM #13:	https://youtu.be/fg3qj5I-28A <cite>lemondrop7 posted [p:948526739] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/fg3qj5I-28A </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ScazarMeltex 12/19/20 12:08:12 PM #14:	For 1200 bucks I'd enjoy it. I'm getting off and getting paid. --- "If you wish to converse with me define your terms" Voltaire <cite>ScazarMeltex posted [p:948526777] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>For 1200 bucks I'd enjoy it. I'm getting off and getting paid. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
I4NRulez 12/19/20 12:12:04 PM #15:	like everyone gets a 1200 dollar check or just me? Just me, maybe. Depends on how bad i need the money at the time. Everyone? For sure. Id take one for the team --- The night brims with defiled scum,and is permeated by their rotten stench. Just think. Now you're all set to hunt and kill to your heart's content. <cite>I4NRulez posted [p:948526889] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>like everyone gets a 1200 dollar check or just me? Just me, maybe. Depends on how bad i need the money at the time. Everyone? For sure. Id take one for the team </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AirFresh 12/19/20 12:13:05 PM #16:	Sigh.... Let's get this over with. For America. --- AirFresh - Voted the hottest content creator on The FAQs' #KeepItFresh #BoopTroop <cite>AirFresh posted [p:948526924] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>Sigh.... Let's get this over with. For America. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 12/19/20 12:14:44 PM #17:	She has huge jugs --- I can see from your smile...You're not here for the sunset <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:948526975] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>She has huge jugs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aressar 12/19/20 12:15:08 PM #18:	Sure. I don't mind banging older women, especially if they look quite charming for their age and dress up for the occasion. I do still expect to be paid of course. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. <cite>Aressar posted [p:948526989] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>Sure. I don't mind banging older women, especially if they look quite charming for their age and dress up for the occasion. I do still expect to be paid of course. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anteaterking 12/19/20 12:23:38 PM #19:	Maybe I'd feel differently in the moment, but I feel like "I had sex with Nancy Pelosi" would be a story worth having. --- http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b136/Anteaterking/scan00021.jpg http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b136/Anteaterking/scan00021.jpg <cite>Anteaterking posted [p:948527278] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>Maybe I'd feel differently in the moment, but I feel like "I had sex with Nancy Pelosi" would be a story worth having. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DepreceV2 12/19/20 12:26:08 PM #20:	The_Korey posted... Fuck no Dont lie --- I will admit I'm wrong if you prove me wrong. It's how it always should be <cite>DepreceV2 posted [p:948527363] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite> <quote>Fuck no</quote> Dont lie </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Homeless_Waifu 12/19/20 12:27:12 PM #21:	Mayyyyyyybeeeeeee if she was in her earrrrrrllllllyyyyy 20's, but at her current condition? Fuck no, she's literally a walking zombie --- If you wanna see my drawings, click on this link or copy/paste it! https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/40009149 <cite>Homeless_Waifu posted [p:948527397] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>Mayyyyyyybeeeeeee if she was in her earrrrrrllllllyyyyy 20's, but at her current condition? Fuck no, she's literally a walking zombie </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 12/19/20 12:28:30 PM #22:	Homeless_Waifu posted... Mayyyyyyybeeeeeee if she was in her earrrrrrllllllyyyyy 20's, but at her current condition? Fuck no, she's literally a walking zombie Call me Rick Grimes --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/YzjFA85 https://imgur.com/CqukfNH <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:948527431] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>Homeless_Waifu posted... </cite> <quote>Mayyyyyyybeeeeeee if she was in her earrrrrrllllllyyyyy 20's, but at her current condition? Fuck no, she's literally a walking zombie</quote>Call me Rick Grimes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/19/20 12:29:15 PM #23:	I'm not gay, but my dick would change Mitches whole life. I'll do it for America. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:948527455] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>I'm not gay, but my dick would change Mitches whole life. I'll do it for America. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BobanMarjanovic 12/19/20 12:29:20 PM #24:	literally the perfect woman --- Chief Keef is the best rapper of all time. <cite>BobanMarjanovic posted [p:948527457] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>literally the perfect woman </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yunalenne10 12/19/20 12:30:46 PM #25:	Grease 2 (1982) - Let's Do It For Our Country Redux --- "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it." - Rule 43 <cite>yunalenne10 posted [p:948527506] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>Grease 2 (1982) - Let's Do It For Our Country Redux </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MKScorpion 12/19/20 12:34:33 PM #26:	Just for me? No, but if I do it does everybody get a check? If so, do I have to kiss her or can it just be sex? If everybody gets a check I would take one for the team. I would rather not have to kiss her during, but again for the good of the country I suppose I could stomach it. <cite>MKScorpion posted [p:948527629] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>Just for me? No, but if I do it does everybody get a check? If so, do I have to kiss her or can it just be sex? If everybody gets a check I would take one for the team. I would rather not have to kiss her during, but again for the good of the country I suppose I could stomach it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 12/19/20 3:35:05 PM #27:	DepreceV2 posted... Dont lie I'm neither desperate for $ nor sharing in this board's +75 fetish. Besides. AOC is the only politician for me. --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:948533519] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>DepreceV2 posted... </cite> <quote>Dont lie</quote> I'm neither desperate for $ nor sharing in this board's +75 fetish. Besides. AOC is the only politician for me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoundGarden 12/19/20 3:40:30 PM #28:	I feel like touching her would be like feeling a bag of legos --- "You cannot even beat somebody into that level of stupidity and delusion." Me, on Trump supporters <cite>PoundGarden posted [p:948533692] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>I feel like touching her would be like feeling a bag of legos </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
United_World 12/19/20 3:41:27 PM #29:	PoundGarden posted... I feel like touching her would be like feeling a bag of legos Lmfao --- "She Wriggles and She Wraggles, She Jiggles and She Jaggles." https://imgur.com/mwMPvDI https://imgur.com/XdPFPMC <cite>United_World posted [p:948533727] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>PoundGarden posted... </cite> <quote>I feel like touching her would be like feeling a bag of legos</quote>Lmfao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
squarion 12/19/20 3:49:00 PM #30:	BobanMarjanovic posted... literally the perfect woman On the inside, maybe. --- Favorite Game of All Time: Donkey Kong Country 2 <cite>squarion posted [p:948533953] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>BobanMarjanovic posted... </cite> <quote>literally the perfect woman</quote> On the inside, maybe. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrankJaegr 12/19/20 3:50:56 PM #31:	Absolutely Betsy Devos can get these Pelosis too <cite>FrankJaegr posted [p:948534013] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>Absolutely Betsy Devos can get these Pelosis too </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CARRRNE_ASADA 12/19/20 3:52:43 PM #32:	Homeless_Waifu posted... Mayyyyyyybeeeeeee if she was in her earrrrrrllllllyyyyy 20's, but at her current condition? Fuck no, she's literally a walking zombie Money is the fountain of youth. Probably has a tight body and has nice milkers. ~~Im ashamed to have wrote that~~ --- SEXY SEXY! <cite>CARRRNE_ASADA posted [p:948534075] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>Homeless_Waifu posted... </cite> <quote>Mayyyyyyybeeeeeee if she was in her earrrrrrllllllyyyyy 20's, but at her current condition? Fuck no, she's literally a walking zombie</quote> Money is the fountain of youth. Probably has a tight body and has nice milkers. Im ashamed to have wrote that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 12/19/20 3:55:03 PM #33:	Not gonna lie she looks damn good for an 80 year old Like I wouldn't be attracted to her but compared to pretty much every other woman her age she looks great --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:948534149] in W/Could yo... [t:79186264]...</cite> <quote>Not gonna lie she looks damn good for an 80 year old Like I wouldn't be attracted to her but compared to pretty much every other woman her age she looks great </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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