Poll of the Day > i feel like steven segal and donald trump are long lost brothers, ok?

(+) Yeah! (+)

both have bizarre hair styling choices, bulky 80's clothing to hide their morbid obesity, rapey, completely delusional, and the most important evidence, they are both horrible with money, ok?

am i the only one seeing it, i'm positive they've ever been in the same room together, ok?

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They both definitely live in their own versions of reality

According to Segal he is responsible for pretty much every successful UFC fighter, despite him clearly being a tub of goo

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You also forgot that Steven Seagal refuses to get beat up in pretty much every movie he is in with a few exceptions (and even then it is only a random punch or kick here or there).

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Mead posted...

They both definitely live in their own versions of reality

According to Segal he is responsible for pretty much every successful UFC fighter, despite him clearly being a tub of goo

this sounds even more hilarious each time i hear it, ok?

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Dikitain posted...

You also forgot that Steven Seagal refuses to get beat up in pretty much every movie he is in with a few exceptions (and even then it is only a random punch or kick here or there).

i knew i was forgetting something, his desperate need to be a super man is simply sad, ok?

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He had an energy drink at one point

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Mead posted...

He had an energy drink at one point

was it, seagull juice, ok?

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Dikitain posted...

You also forgot that Steven Seagal refuses to get beat up in pretty much every movie he is in with a few exceptions (and even then it is only a random punch or kick here or there).

He's also an Aikido expert, a martial art that uses an attacker's momentum against them to throw them to the ground.
Meaning he can't kick your ass unless you try to kick his ass first.

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https://youtu.be/BzIHyF7UWY4

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Zareth posted...

He's also an Aikido expert, a martial art that uses an attacker's momentum against them to throw them to the ground.
Meaning he can't kick your ass unless you try to kick his ass first.

so, he needs an outlet, is that why he's so rapey with the ladies?

DirtBasedSoap posted...

<a dir="ltr" href="https://youtu.be/BzIHyF7UWY4" x-apple-data-detectors="true" x-apple-data-detectors-type="link" x-apple-data-detectors-result="23">https://youtu.be/BzIHyF7UWY4</a>;

cum town, ok?

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Mead posted...

They both definitely live in their own versions of reality

According to Segal he is responsible for pretty much every successful UFC fighter, despite him clearly being a tub of goo

If you fell into a tub of goo, it'd probably kill you though.

Raddest_Chad posted...

If you fell into a tub of goo, it'd probably kill you though.

best not to struggle

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Raddest_Chad posted...

If you fell into a tub of goo, it'd probably kill you though.

wouldn't it be like quicksand?

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i bet wanded is steven segals alt

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Joe_Biden posted...

i bet wanded is steven segals alt

mr. president, you could be onto something, ok?

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I can see it.

not to mention, steven segal, loves vladmir putin, ok?

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DirtBasedSoap posted...

https://youtu.be/BzIHyF7UWY4

Holy shit that was great.

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Segal lives in my grandparents neighborhood. My grandparents say they never see him come out of his house and the neighbors who have seen him all say he's an obnoxious jerk

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BADoglick posted...

Segal lives in my grandparents neighborhood. My grandparents say they never see him come out of his house and the neighbors who have seen him all say he's an obnoxious jerk

like his films, he just sits in a chair in his house all day, ok?

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