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Sunburn
12/16/20 3:00:35 AM
#1:


Who wins?


hmm?
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Shadowplay
12/16/20 3:32:21 AM
#2:


What God? You mean Yahweh?

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indica
12/16/20 5:26:12 AM
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Zeus is a god so...he fights himself?

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Smackems
12/16/20 5:27:37 AM
#4:


The creator of everything vs a guy who fed a pebble to giant or some shit and can shoot lightning out his dick

Hmm

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ZevLoveDOOM
12/16/20 5:29:03 AM
#5:


yeah i'll go with the lightning guy.
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AlisLandale
12/16/20 5:29:56 AM
#6:


Zeus gets distracted by a sexy goose or something and is too busy fucking it to make it to the arena on time. GOD wins via disqualification

also that gooses half bird half man offspring gets cursed by Hera and goes on a quest or something

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marthsheretoo
12/16/20 5:31:46 AM
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They're operating on completely different power scales.

The concept of gods to the ancient Greeks still treated them in many ways like mortals. Powerful, responsible for a lot of weird shit they observed in nature, capable of mystical feats like shapechanging, etc., but capable of being hurt on a regular basis, fallible in the extreme, and constantly making mistakes.

In comparison, the Christian God is like an OC who comes in with all the powers, who never makes mistakes, and even when he does fuck up it retroactively was always part of his plan. He is ineffable, omnipotent, and the ultimate font of good and righteousness. Zeus wouldn't last more than a few seconds.

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Smackems
12/16/20 5:34:03 AM
#8:


If God is the creator of everything and everything obeys his rules then he could just will Sparky out of existence

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Ilishe
12/16/20 5:36:42 AM
#9:


Zeus is nowhere near the same power level.

Zeus VS Odin would be a lot better

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R1masher
12/16/20 5:36:51 AM
#10:


Is this a fight to the death or a swimsuit competition?

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