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pinky0926
12/15/20 4:17:23 PM
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On July 31st of this year 2020, I posted a photo on Current Events on gamespot.gamefaqs.blogspot.com expressing my happiness at having finally bought a Playstation 4 Pro games console. This was the photograph I posted at that time.

https://i.imgur.com/fdHUaik.jpeg

Immediately, the response from Current Events was very strong. But not in a good way, as I had hoped. Sure, there were some people expressing familial joy at my upgrade to a last generation games console, but there was also an elephant in the room. Or should I say, mouse in the room?

You see, Current Events was very negative about the size of my television set. One poster said, "is this a TV for ants?". Another poster, by the name of @Romulox28 , cast aspersions about my masculinity, even though he knows that I have lots of sex with many women. Another poster, @Parappa09 , offered to start a gofundme. This wasn't taken up seriously by anyone.

This was hurtful, CE. I hadn't realised how much my own sense of male purpose was attached to my television set. It sort of said, "hey, you're an adult grown man...but are you?" And "well you have a gigantic 14inch penis, but what about the size of your television set?"

I've since been working to fix this problem. And now after many months of a very average amount of effort, I have finally got together enough coins to possess a very serviceably sizeable new TV. Here is a photograph for evidence:

https://i.imgur.com/br8jvOS.jpeg

I for one cannot wait to watch Belle Delphine's new sex video in 4k HD when it arrives this Christmas.


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Irony
12/15/20 4:18:05 PM
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Ok

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DeadBankerDream
12/15/20 4:20:04 PM
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I remember that topic.
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g0ldie
12/15/20 4:20:57 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
I for one cannot wait to watch Belle Delphine's new sex video in 4k HD when it arrives this Christmas.
what a time to be alive



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Hippocrates
12/15/20 4:21:43 PM
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You kinda look a bit like Kurt Russell's son these days
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CADE FOSTER
12/15/20 4:22:49 PM
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lol
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Buzz Killjoy
12/15/20 4:22:52 PM
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They send Sierra Nevada beer across the pond? Whatever for

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Lost_All_Senses
12/15/20 4:22:59 PM
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I didn't notice the TV until you pointed it out, then I laughed. That things definitely adorable. Did you play ot on your couch or did you sit on the floor?

Why would you buy a pro before a bigger tv? I bought 2 tv upgrades since my ps4 and still have the OG.

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MacadamianNut3
12/15/20 4:23:45 PM
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Is that a TV stand for ants?

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BignutzisBack
12/15/20 4:24:00 PM
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TheBlueMonk_
12/15/20 4:24:51 PM
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lol nice job

now mount it.

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uwnim
12/15/20 4:25:25 PM
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What size was your old tv?

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Parappa09
12/15/20 4:25:46 PM
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that huge TV must mean you now have a huge dick

good job pinky. i respect that

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Cocytus
12/15/20 4:26:13 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
Another poster, @Parappa09 , offered to start a gofundme. This wasn't taken up seriously by anyone.
Don't make me bust out laughing at work in front off all these kids.
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pinky0926
12/15/20 4:26:23 PM
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Buzz Killjoy posted...
They send Sierra Nevada beer across the pond? Whatever for

I love this beer man

Lost_All_Senses posted...
Why would you buy a pro before a bigger tv? I bought 2 tv upgrades since my ps4 and still have the OG.

Well you see, I am pretty stupid

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Lost_All_Senses
12/15/20 4:27:34 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
Well you see, I am pretty stupid

I am too. Not a valid excuse. Stupid people know the importance of tv.

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R1masher
12/15/20 4:29:16 PM
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I remember that topic and I remember staunchly defending you and your tiny mini small baby little micro tv for ants and not once did you even acknowledge it, let alone thank me for it, so yeah, enjoy your normal size tv or whatever bro

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pinky0926
12/15/20 4:29:39 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I am too. Not a valid excuse. Stupid people know the importance of tv.

Alright, do you want to know the real guy reason?

My girlfriend, smart as she is, wealthy and motivated as she is, sexy and delicious as she is, just could NOT understand my argument when I told her I needed a new television. I said, "The people at gamefaqs are making fun of me, and I'm questioning everything", and she said "just grow a pair and get a real hobby ffs".

So we went back and forth for a while until I eventually grew a pair but instead of getting a real hobby I got a new television

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littlebro07
12/15/20 4:29:54 PM
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Why would you not mount it on the wall

smh

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
12/15/20 4:29:56 PM
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I can't say I saw the original topic, but I noticed the tv before even reading any of the OP. I then had a good chuckle throughout the reading of the OP.
Congrats TC. 10/10 topic

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pinky0926
12/15/20 4:30:36 PM
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R1masher posted...
I remember that topic and I remember staunchly defending you and your tiny mini small baby little micro tv for ants and not once did you even acknowledge it, let alone thank me for it, so yeah, enjoy your normal size tv or whatever bro

Gratitude comes slowly to those wallowing in misery

I'm sorry man. This next Sierra Nevada Pale Ale is for you.

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Lost_All_Senses
12/15/20 4:31:55 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
Alright, do you want to know the real guy reason?

My girlfriend, smart as she is, wealthy and motivated as she is, sexy and delicious as she is, just could NOT understand my argument when I told her I needed a new television. I said, "The people at gamefaqs are making fun of me, and I'm questioning everything", and she said "just grow a pair and get a real hobby ffs".

So we went back and forth for a while until I eventually grew a pair but instead of getting a real hobby I got a new television

Honestly, this is a battle won worth telling your future kids. I salute your courage. I hope you say "I can't hear you over my new tv" when she tells you to do the dishes now.

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TheGoldenEel
12/15/20 4:33:31 PM
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Buzz Killjoy posted...
They send Sierra Nevada beer across the pond? Whatever for
This was my first reaction

hoping to get another followup topic where TC starts drinking something better

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pinky0926
12/15/20 4:34:27 PM
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ImAMarvel posted...
You do realize that input lag is much smaller on smaller monitors, right? >_>

You have me mistaken for some kind of pro Gamer with a capital G who is good at videogames

TheGoldenEel posted...
This was my first reaction

hoping to get another followup topic where TC starts drinking something better

I'll fight you man, I'll fight you. I spent many years as one of those beer snobs and arrived at the conclusion that this is a good daily driver

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MacadamianNut3
12/15/20 4:35:30 PM
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If TC sneezes once, that TV is going to fall off the stand

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TheGoldenEel
12/15/20 4:36:34 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
You have me mistaken for some kind of pro Gamer with a capital G who is good at videogames

I'll fight you man, I'll fight you. I spent many years as one of those beer snobs and arrived at the conclusion that this is a good daily driver
Its not a bad beer per se

maybe Im just spoiled (beer-wise) living in wisconsin, where I can find any number of beers much better just going to the grocery store

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R1masher
12/15/20 4:37:18 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
Gratitude comes slowly to those wallowing in misery

I'm sorry man. This next Sierra Nevada Pale Ale is for you.

nice, I feel validated... imma show this to my kids

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Funkydog
12/15/20 4:39:07 PM
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A big TV to show off your big dick and then you shrink it with the pale ale.

SMH.

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Damn_Underscore
12/15/20 4:39:25 PM
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real men have CRTs

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pinky0926
12/15/20 4:39:35 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
If TC sneezes once, that TV is going to fall off the stand

In the absence of a "real hobby" (girls, am i right lol) I like to get my kicks and live on the edge like this

TheGoldenEel posted...
Its not a bad beer per se

maybe Im just spoiled (beer-wise) living in wisconsin and I can find any number of beers much better just going to the grocery store

I have travelled a bit and noticed a curious phenomenon where foreign export beers are treated with more reverance elsewhere than at home. I remember once finding Punk IPA in an independent craft beer shop in Western Australia years ago and the man there talked about it as if it was god nectar, and not the only fucking beer I can buy in the newsagents in scotland that tastes of anything at all

Perhaps this is the same.

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samurai bandit
12/15/20 4:40:01 PM
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lol at this topic. I remember the original one as well.

Congrats TC on your new TV

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Heavy_D_Forever
12/15/20 4:41:00 PM
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Pshhh what is that like 55", c'mon man if you ain't got a 75" you ain't living.

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pinky0926
12/15/20 4:42:22 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Honestly, this is a battle won worth telling your future kids. I salute your courage. I hope you say "I can't hear you over my new tv" when she tells you to do the dishes now.

I like to make finger guns at the new tv when I come home, before I say hello to her

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Lost_All_Senses
12/15/20 4:44:21 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
I like to make finger guns at the new tv when I come home, before I say hello to her

Leave your gf for me. I'll appreciate your tv. I'm not gay, but we can figure it out as we go.

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pinky0926
12/15/20 4:45:27 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Leave your gf for me. I'll appreciate your tv. I'm not gay, but we can figure it out as we go.


Are you outer or inner

Old style gays talk about top and bottom but the new wave gays think in docking terms

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Cobalt_Wasps
12/15/20 4:46:06 PM
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tagged as "kurt hot"

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Lost_All_Senses
12/15/20 4:47:45 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
Are you outer or inner

Old style gays talk about top and bottom but the new wave gays think in docking terms

Im circumsized. I can only dock, I can't be docked. Sorry if that's a deal breaker. I'm a master of tummy sticks tho.

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BobLoblaw_
12/15/20 4:50:13 PM
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Sierra Nevada pale ale

nice

good beers

recomm Their celebration ale

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pinky0926
12/15/20 4:51:20 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Im circumsized. I can only dock, I can't be docked. Sorry if that's a deal breaker. I'm a master of tummy sticks tho.

So am I regrettably. We'd be like two dodge'em cars at a carnival, drive by two horny drunk blind men who hate each other but lack the conviction to confront each other outside of the cockpit

It wasn't to be

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David1988
12/15/20 4:53:03 PM
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Before tv: I wouldnt give this guy the time of day
After tv: take me now

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Lost_All_Senses
12/15/20 4:58:43 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
So am I regrettably. We'd be like two dodge'em cars at a carnival, drive by two horny drunk blind men who hate each other but lack the conviction to confront each other outside of the cockpit

It wasn't to be

Lol. I respect you for playing along. I got nowhere to go after that one.

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Romulox28
12/15/20 8:31:19 PM
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pinky i hope you donated your old TV to Stuart Little's family

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Unsugarized_Foo
12/15/20 8:34:39 PM
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How's your penis?

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CyricZ
12/15/20 8:39:35 PM
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Dammit you're so pretty. You and your TV.

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pinky0926
12/16/20 4:39:57 AM
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Romulox28 posted...
pinky i hope you donated your old TV to Stuart Little's family

I'll save it as a travel tv, just in case I want to bust out some high fidelity gaming on the train some time

Unsugarized_Foo posted...
How's your penis?

He's fine thanks how are you


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pinky0926
12/16/20 6:15:34 AM
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Real talk. It was pretty stupid to play ghost of tsushima on the old tv.

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BloodMoon7
12/16/20 6:20:27 AM
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I don't have a TV but you had a more joyous smile when your TV was small.

I don't own any chairs. You seem kind of tired now. Your TV has grown but how is the state of your being? That is the real question.

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shnangyboos
12/16/20 6:21:10 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I don't have a TV but you had a more joyous smile when your TV was small.

I don't own any chairs. You seem kind of tired now. Your TV has grown but how is the state of your being? That is the real question.


Been a long year.

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pinky0926
12/16/20 6:25:39 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I don't have a TV but you had a more joyous smile when your TV was small.

I don't own any chairs. You seem kind of tired now. Your TV has grown but how is the state of your being? That is the real question.

Everyone asks how is tv, but nobody asks how is pinky?

I'm fine. I am tired. I'm sorry you don't own any chairs.


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