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Lairen
12/14/20 10:23:49 AM
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Does that also activate his kill boner?

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The Trent
12/14/20 10:24:09 AM
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batman's a pussy who can't do what needs to be done

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Tyranthraxus
12/14/20 10:24:40 AM
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I feel like his bones are being constantly broken by Batman anyway.

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eston
12/14/20 10:24:55 AM
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I would assume that someone who refuses to kill people would also have some ethical problem with torturing them

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Wii_Shaker
12/14/20 10:26:55 AM
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The closer Batman comes to killing the Joker, the more the Joker seems to enjoy it.

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Christian RULES
12/14/20 10:27:13 AM
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What if Batman does "I won't kill you but I don't have to save you" on Joker

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Squall28
12/14/20 10:29:15 AM
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Why doesn't Batman take away Joker's bending?

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iPhone_7
12/14/20 10:34:30 AM
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Because knowing that the Joker will break out and commit more deadly terrorist attacks is Batmans kink

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Lairen
12/14/20 10:43:50 AM
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Why doesnt he set up a jigsaw trap? Jigsaw never murdered anyone.

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RetsuZaiZen
12/14/20 11:03:56 AM
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Why doesn't anyone else kill The Joker?

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Returning_CEmen
12/14/20 11:08:19 AM
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Squall28 posted...
Why doesn't Batman take away Joker's bending?
Good question
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Tyranthraxus
12/14/20 11:49:43 AM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
Why doesn't anyone else kill The Joker?

You should read Kingdom Come to see how that worked out

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KeeperOfShadows
12/14/20 11:52:34 AM
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Because it'd be a waste of time. Joker doesn't need his arms or sight to fuck shit up.

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Teh_Dr_Phil
12/14/20 11:53:13 AM
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The Trent posted...
batman's a pussy who can't do what needs to be done


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RetsuZaiZen
12/14/20 12:04:02 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
You should read Kingdom Come to see how that worked out
Maybe later. That all seems very convoluted.

I'm just wondering why a regular ass dude off the street, a hitman, or a fed up cop doesn't just put six in his forehead and be done with it.

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specialkid8
12/14/20 12:10:59 PM
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Because every time Batman hurts him, Joker moans and says "Yes, Baddy", which makes him very uncomfortable.
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Mike_Stanton
12/14/20 12:11:59 PM
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Because then the Joker could sue him for assault which would force the Batman to show up in court under his secret identity. Kind of like what the Riddler pulled in that one Adam West Batman episode.

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Tyranthraxus
12/14/20 12:18:16 PM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
Maybe later. That all seems very convoluted.

I'm just wondering why a regular ass dude off the street, a hitman, or a fed up cop doesn't just put six in his forehead and be done with it.

The answer to that question is canonized plot armor.

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MKScorpion
12/14/20 12:56:16 PM
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There is no good un-universe explanation. The real reason is Joker is too popular to permanently maim or kill off.
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ArchNemo
12/14/20 12:59:27 PM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
Maybe later. That all seems very convoluted.

I'm just wondering why a regular ass dude off the street, a hitman, or a fed up cop doesn't just put six in his forehead and be done with it.

I mean, the fact that Batman has to take him down every time is because no normies are able to take down the Joker.

Once he's already in custody? *shrug*
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HighOnSolar
12/14/20 1:00:11 PM
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Squall28 posted...
Why doesn't Batman take away Joker's bending?
lol

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Funkydog
12/14/20 1:00:35 PM
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He saves the breaking legs, backs and permanent head injuries for the people working for the villain trying to make enough money to survive.

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Killmonger
12/14/20 1:03:11 PM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
Why doesn't anyone else kill The Joker?
A cop dressed as Batman shot Joker in the head.

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