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Steve_Jobs_Son
12/09/20 12:13:02 PM
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Irony
12/09/20 12:14:54 PM
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Just had to look at the thumbnail lol

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inchbytes
12/09/20 12:15:31 PM
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If it was anyone else, you would see flurries of articles and threads about this. CDPR has literally been grooming influencers for months to say positive things about their glitchy mess

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GrandchesTerry
12/09/20 12:16:32 PM
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They wanted to be Bethesda so bad. The Witcher 3 was overrated trash

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Tmaster148
12/09/20 12:16:52 PM
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inchbytes posted...
If it was anyone else, you would see flurries of articles and threads about this. CDPR has literally been grooming influencers for months to say positive things about their glitchy mess

You don't have to make good content if you have an army of stans willing to defend you regardless of what you do and give you money.

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Jagr_68
12/09/20 12:17:40 PM
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WHAT. THE. FUCK???

This is a Bethesda game...

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SSJGrimReaper
12/09/20 12:18:35 PM
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DemonBuffet
12/09/20 12:19:19 PM
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lmao

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Irony
12/09/20 12:20:46 PM
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SquirtleSkwad posted...
The only thing painful about this launch are all the incels who want a triple A title to flop for no reason at all other than to be as cynical as possible.
Whose alt

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HBKick18
12/09/20 12:21:14 PM
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wow, I expect these issues will be patched but that is a fuckton of embarrassing bugs and glitches for a newly released game.

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Hexenherz
12/09/20 12:21:59 PM
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I don't get what's wrong at 1:25 that's what it looks like when I pull my car into a spot at the parking lot. That's the whole point of the parking brake you know

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Tmaster148
12/09/20 12:22:29 PM
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CrimsonRage posted...
have you guys been to the cyberpunk 2077 game boards

they're already awful

I generally don't visit game boards for games I'm not playing, but have any examples?

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Accolon
12/09/20 12:23:01 PM
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B...but... mah genitals

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CruelBuffalo
12/09/20 12:23:19 PM
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Irony posted...

Whose alt

I mean hes right except for the incel part. People being as snarky as possible hoping it will fail over some proxy battle they fighting about some other issue. Whether that be over working employees, trans rights, sticking it to gamerbabies, or trying to stick it to sjws.

Its really not hard to understand game is fun but its buggy but people act like the game is either Gods gift to mankind or Enter the Matrix
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Vyrulisse
12/09/20 12:24:04 PM
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XxKrebsxX
12/09/20 12:24:22 PM
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LMFAO

*Drives into barrier that pops in late*

"Please redirect your vehicle to the inspection area"

Get fucked LOL
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SquirtleSkwad
12/09/20 12:24:59 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
I mean hes right except for the incel part. People being as snarky as possible hoping it will fail over some proxy battle they fighting about some other issue. Whether that be over working employees, trans rights, sticking it to gamerbabies, or trying to stick it to sjws.

Its really not hard to understand game is fun but its buggy but people act like the game is either Gods gift to mankind or Enter the Matrix
You're correct. The incel part was over the line and I apologize.

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Irony
12/09/20 12:25:23 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
I mean hes right except for the incel part. People being as snarky as possible hoping it will fail over some proxy battle they fighting about some other issue. Whether that be over working employees, trans rights, sticking it to gamerbabies, or trying to stick it to sjws.

Its really not hard to understand game is fun but its buggy but people act like the game is either Gods gift to mankind or Enter the Matrix
So your alt

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YellowSUV
12/09/20 12:25:26 PM
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Hexenherz posted...
I don't get what's wrong at 1:25 that's what it looks like when I pull my car into a spot at the parking lot. That's the whole point of the parking brake you know

The game is set in America and no one uses a parking brake. Accuracy of the game confirmed and not a glitch.

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SquirtleSkwad
12/09/20 12:26:29 PM
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YellowSUV posted...
The game is set in America and no one uses a parking brake. Accuracy of the game confirmed and not a glitch.
Tbh, I can't stand parking brakes. I always put them on, but always forget that they're on.

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CruelBuffalo
12/09/20 12:27:19 PM
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Irony posted...

So your alt


I dont need alts
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MixedRaceBaby
12/09/20 12:28:14 PM
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lmao yeah ima pass until its fixed and on sale

CDPR is a joke. 8 years for this mess????

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monsefuz
12/09/20 12:28:32 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Michael...

Look at his videos.
even a broken clock is right once lol

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Hexenherz
12/09/20 12:29:20 PM
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That looks pretty miserable.

I actually love some glitches in games - the car chase scene with the van wobblin' through the street and the signs that said "SAMPLE TEXT - EXAMPLE SUBTEXT" and the guy getting into the car by ghosting through the door and then magically sitting down, those are fun.

But screw stuff like falling through the ground and not being able to progress because the textures don't load -_-

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BakonBitz
12/09/20 12:29:55 PM
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I can't believe that they developed this for 8 years and it still hasn't been bugtested before release.
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Hippocrates
12/09/20 12:31:18 PM
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I actually genuinely feel bad for people who were really looking forward to this. Not even in a condescending way, but like an empathetic one. It's gotta be soul-crushing to see so many peoples' hopeful GOTY turn out to be a short, hot mess. I'd be crushed at least
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The Wheelman1
12/09/20 12:32:19 PM
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I knew something was up with all the hype this game got and how little actual gameplay footage was shown.

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BakonBitz
12/09/20 12:33:01 PM
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Hippocrates posted...
I actually genuinely feel bad for people who were really looking forward to this. Not even in a condescending way, but like an empathetic one. It's gotta be soul-crushing to see so many peoples' hopeful GOTY turn out to be a short, hot mess. I'd be crushed at least

Yeah, no kidding. I mean, I wasn't gonna get it at launch, but eventually. I just hope everything gets patched so it actually looks polished like the trailers.
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Seaman_Prime
12/09/20 12:33:11 PM
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Called it. Its Mass Effect Andromeda 2.0 lul
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Turtlebread
12/09/20 12:35:12 PM
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I actually really enjoyed Enter the Matrix

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SquirtleSkwad
12/09/20 12:35:57 PM
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Turtlebread posted...
I actually really enjoyed Enter the Matrix
Was that the one on GameCube/PS2/XBOX? I remember that being lots of fun.

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Jagr_68
12/09/20 12:36:14 PM
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BakonBitz posted...
I can't believe that they developed this for 8 years and it still hasn't been bugtested before release.

ikr and they even cut alot of content out of the goddamn game just to make this release date, not to mention all the reports concerning intense work crunch and optimization delays.

I still give CDPR the benefit of the doubt they'll fix all this stuff eventually but man, this is some Fallout 76-levels of fail.

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Poop2
12/09/20 12:36:43 PM
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interesting to see if encounter this later when i play on PC
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squarion
12/09/20 12:36:46 PM
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This made me even more hype

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Turtlebread
12/09/20 12:38:44 PM
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SquirtleSkwad posted...
Was that the one on GameCube/PS2/XBOX? I remember that being lots of fun.


yeah, its one of the games I remember most from my PS2 days

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CruelBuffalo
12/09/20 12:39:52 PM
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Correct but it got trashed in reviews for being a buggy messy
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SquirtleSkwad
12/09/20 12:41:40 PM
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Turtlebread posted...
yeah, its one of the games I remember most from my PS2 days
Damn I want to play it now. I can actually see the rhombus that was Mr. Smith's head dodging my bullets lmao

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Flockaveli
12/09/20 12:44:55 PM
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Nobody plays video games for enjoyment anymore, it's all about social media discussion and this will do it. Devs got their paychecks, GG scrubs.

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Hornezz
12/09/20 12:45:43 PM
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Embarrassing. I wish these shitty launches would affect sales so that publishers would be discouraged from releasing stuff that's blatantly unfinished, but sadly loads of people buy into the hype and will keep preordering no matter what.

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SmidgeIsntBack
12/09/20 12:46:57 PM
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lol the t-pose

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Hippocrates
12/09/20 12:48:57 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
Nobody plays video games for enjoyment anymore, it's all about social media discussion and this will do it. Devs got their paychecks, GG scrubs.
The studio heads got their dues but I am skeptical the actual game designers were fairly treated/compensated

Hornezz posted...
Embarrassing. I wish these shitty launches would affect sales so that publishers would be discouraged from releasing stuff that's blatantly unfinished, but sadly loads of people buy into the hype and will keep preordering no matter what.
I agree here. I wish people had just a tiny bit of discipline with respect to buying games. We could really use some quality control across the board
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Vyrulisse
12/09/20 12:49:20 PM
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Nothing actually game breaking that I see. Janky bugs are hilarious to me guess I'm not a true gamer.

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SquirtleSkwad
12/09/20 12:50:40 PM
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Hippocrates posted...
The studio heads got their dues but I am skeptical the actual game designers were fairly treated/compensated

I agree here. I wish people had just a tiny bit of discipline with respect to buying games. We could really use some quality control across the board

I'm currently kicking my own ass for paying full price for Miles Morales when it has a fucking six hour campaign. You're right there. I should've dove deeper into researching that game. But I'm a Spidey fanboy and just couldn't wait.

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SSJGrimReaper
12/09/20 12:51:25 PM
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Hippocrates posted...
The studio heads got their dues but I am skeptical the actual game designers were fairly treated/compensated
you saying they're gonna pull a telltale games move

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Jabodie
12/09/20 12:51:50 PM
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Fake news. Game is actually 10/10

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JimmyFraska
12/09/20 12:51:53 PM
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I'm not worried. Release dates are almost always secret betas these days. In one or two years, I'll pick it up at half price with a few expansion packs and almost no bugs. Plenty of other games to play in the interim.
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