Board 8 > Cyberpunk 2077 Review Zone

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UshiromiyaEva posted...

Yeah it's pretty shocking to hear how limited the character creator is. Wonder if it actually was just a time thing, like they had planned all these options but a bunch if then broke the game?

Well, all the early looks at the character builder from years ago had the same style of selecting from different parts. So it could be, but I'm not so sure. Like I said earlier, I suspect most of the dev time on the character creator came from focusing too much on the quality of limited options rather than quantity of options.

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i don't care how weird it is, it totally should be argued.
boob sliders too.

which reminds me, the dicks here don't even have a proper small option, there's no micropenis selection. if Conan can have a dick slider, Cyberpunk 2077 can too.


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Nanis23 posted...

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I am reading your post and can't tell if you are serious either

Customizing your dick into a robot penis might not sound serious but it was absolutely something people were actually expecting. Ridiculous body mods played straight is kind of a big part of cyberpunk too.

If you look at the eye pattern options in the game that's an area where they seem to have gotten this right, it just does not translate to most of the builder.

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let's put it this way, using a different ruleset but probably is similar enough on this: Shadowrun.
you can have cyber limbs and compartments in them to hide things. this includes fingertip compartments. weapons can be stored in them too.

it is not completely out there to have a cyberdick with a weapon inside. definitely on the weird end but also no reason it can't be a thing. now maybe this aspect is different, especially with red as i haven't read that yet. but it's a thing.


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I would really want the dick to look like mine as you might imagine. Why wouldnt I be disappointed?

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They said there'd only be two dicks and one vagina last year. How are people surprised about this? They never said there'd be infinite customization or anything.
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It bothers me how the circumcised penis has floppy physics and is bigger than the natural penis that is strangely stiff.

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Mac Arrowny posted...

They said there'd only be two dicks and one vagina last year. How are people surprised about this? They never said there'd be infinite customization or anything.

I demand excellence

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Ulti literally sharing a TheQuartering video

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my favorite nickname for him is still TheQuaterPounder


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WTF is the quartering?

"News, beards, and spicy memes!"

https://youtu.be/l2Cf-6vKVWg

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Of course ulti would lol

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UltimaterializerX posted...

Damn right. 1 million subscribers and counting.

People love attacking the messenger when they cant attack the actual message. The reviewer did not play the game, and shes the same dipshit who took points off of a POKEMON GAME for having water in it.

Ive always known paid reviewers are garbage but this is something else.

Can I spoil something for you?

TheQuartering didnt play the game at all.

https://youtu.be/Kh4-Qq0vP-s

Hes a fuckin dipshit clickbaiter with zero redeeming qualities. Legitimately embarrassing youd support him.


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Holy shit, this dude is fucking pathetic. What is all this crap?

He's like....prime stereotype neckbeard.

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and shes the same dips*** who took points off of a POKEMON GAME for having water in it.

you all caps Pokmon game like its particularly ridiculous to complain about the water in one... what game would you find amount of water to be a valid criticism?

also shes right, it feels like those games have a lot of water relative to other Pokmon games and being in water all the time is kinda repetitive because you end up fighting a disproportionate amount of water types
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UltimaterializerX posted...

Lots of water in Pokemon has literally been a thing since generation 1 and you are clearly only defending that garbage because you like to argue just for the sake of arguing.

yeah, theres already a bunch of water in Pokmon games and then they thought hey lets add even more water on top of that.

if you could somehow dig up fifteen year-old posts here, there would probably be some record of me being annoyed by it back then. R/S/E has always been my least favorite gen
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I'm assuming the pokemon game being discussed is gen 3, and that game does indeed suck with all the water being a big factor.

It's also when pokemon designs in general started nose diving, some acceptions of course.

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UltimaterializerX posted...

Welcome to literally every single news show in the west, but of course you aren't attacking the moron at Gamespot who literally and factually did not play the game being reviewed -- only the ones calling the practice out. Funny how that works.

literally and factually did not play the game

Im pretty sure she did?

Unless you mean she didnt force herself to play every aspect of the game, welcome to reviewing games under a deadline, literally no one who reviewed it has 100% it lol.

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personally i don't hate jeremy, but i do enjoy making fun of him as he gets too into culture war shit in a way that is somehow mixes in being dumb, inaccurate, true, and sounds smug even when he's not trying to be it. he also has too much of a one track mind when on a story and there's a point where he just has to let it go because he's not making sense anymore - he regularly has tunnel vision and goes on for too long.

now that's not to do with the stuff he released on magic the gathering or wizard of the coast. he was spot on there and that tenacity is a great thing when dealing with pedos and sex offenders, especially when the company was running cover for their judges because they'd be open to huge liabilities. plenty of misinformation happened on him (e.g., he didn't dox anyone) and the stuff he showed was that... yeah, there's a lot of people who are in magic that are in it for kids and very limited, if any, oversight exists on this. i'm sure the same is true of yugioh and pokemon too, i've definitely heard rumors and stories on the former from friends who've played that says yeah, it's kinda dicey. so on this front which made him popular among culture war stuff? definitely good guy to have and i would've liked it more if he stayed on this stuff more, though i understand he's gotta branch out.

all that said, he's still fun to mock, insult, and totally clickbaits. and everything i said at the first paragraph is true, which makes him easier to joke about. i mean c'mon, the man literally got assaulted by someone else in a bar at a convention and then got banned from it. that's just funny shit considering the dude's like 6'6, 300 pounds, got sucker punched, banned, and only cried about it on the internet.

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Hes called the Quartering because cutting off one quarter of him would yield enough flesh for a grown man.

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One look at the channel tells me it's your typical YT bullshit of "hey, I'm gonna make an entire channel filled with negativity", and at that point, any and all credibility you have is lost.

Also, I once saw a video explaining the "Too much water". It was poorly written, in the sense that the reviewer found that due to there being many water routes, there were also way too many Water-Pokemon in the game, especially compared to something like Fire-types iirc. The blurb at the end undid the point she made in the review I think was the end statement.

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Lets get this topic to 500 so we can make a discussion thread without the bad faith actors!

Game works great on Stadia, honestly a surprise. This is probably the first actual case for Stadia? Most people dont have and/or wont buy a PC with a 20/30 series card which us what you need. Its a wreck on console. There is no upfront cost other than the game, and I got 10 quid off with a Pro trial. So if youre interested in the game and dont want to drop hundreds or thousands on hardware, Stadia is legit the best way. I cant believe I just wrote that!

The only major downside is no raytracing. Geforce now has it apparently, so thats an option too. But either way, it looks like this might be the game that makes streaming.

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How does Stadia work though? Do you need Chromecast? Can you use it on an okay/shitty laptop because it runs off of Google servers?

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My internet is 300MBS and I dont think that is fast enough for stadia

Not to mention my terra byte cap. I couldnt play more than 25 hours in a month for it to eat my entire allotment

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UltimaterializerX posted...

I have no issues with people complaining about bugs, or similar relevant things.

Why do you get to decide whats relevant to the reviewer?
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You only need a Chromecast for TV play. You can play on Chrome or android devices. You dont need a subscription, just a sign up (though you need a subscription for 4k).

masterplum posted...

My internet is 300MBS and I dont think that is fast enough for stadia

Not to mention my terra byte cap. I couldnt play more than 25 hours in a month for it to eat my entire allotment

Speedwise thats fine, I have no problems at 60. The cap would be an issue though.

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Virtually no one in the US has internet service where a data cap wouldnt preclude them from using Stadia for current gen games.

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Lightning Strikes posted...

You only need a Chromecast for TV play. You can play on Chrome or android devices. You dont need a subscription, just a sign up (though you need a subscription for 4k).

Speedwise thats fine, I have no problems at 60. The cap would be an issue though.

I would need to figure out how to hardwire instead of using WiFi. Even streaming my ps4 locally is rocky

But with the data cap its a moot issue

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Stadia has been pretty spotty for me. Oh Chrome on a wired desktop it runs like ass, but with my phone it runs comparably to local streaming. Curious how it works with Chromecast but none of mine are compatible. I have an old gen 1 and then the new one with Google TV.

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Good old yurp I guess

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You know I was curious so I looked, more so for the benefit of other people in this thread rather than my own knowledge since there always has to be a special ulti filter put on for stuff he alludes to

In this case the insult to his mom was "your mum is a hot take" and this Brad fellow in question tweets wonderful things such as

https://twitter.com/Brad_Glasgow/status/1336347459954544640?s=19

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Imagine getting offended at the equivilant of a Napolean Dynamite insult.

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https://twitter.com/9_volt_/status/1337841301933465601?s=20

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UltimaterializerX posted...

Without readers they aint s***.

So why give them more readership by becoming literally obsessed with their reviews
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ChaosTonyV4 posted...

https://twitter.com/9_volt_/status/1337841301933465601?s=20

the gamers have once again risen up

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User score for PC is lower than Kallie's review too, lmao.

But let's cry more about the professional girl who actually played the game who basically nailed what the users think.


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A friend of mine is playing on PC and apparently there's a hilarious bug where a quest giver after quest completion will just start following you for no reason.

So apparently there's a a dude that is following him forever now and he can't do anything about it. But I guess he occasionally helps in combat?

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sounds more like a feature than a glitch

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That honestly sounds awesome.

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anyway thank you for joining me in this review topic

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In Summary

There were more dicks in this topic than there were options for dicks in the video game Cyberpunk 2077.

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