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UnfairRepresent
01/08/21 11:01:46 PM
#202:


Ruvan22 posted...
W.. which cop are they talking about?
The one that shot a white lady

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Sewage
01/08/21 11:09:32 PM
#203:


Which is funny because QAnon followers are saying she is actually alive

https://www.newsweek.com/qanon-ashli-babbitt-alive-conspiracy-lin-wood-1559989

It's crazy. Half of them think she is a hero who died for her country and the other half think she is a crisis actor for the deep state.

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MachineJaipur
01/09/21 12:15:09 AM
#204:


When your conspiracies involve everything being fake, its no surprise a non-negligible amount of people think everything is fucking fake
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Rowdy54
01/09/21 12:21:23 AM
#205:


au_gold posted...
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Maybe this one means PST? Because all good at 12:21 on the East Coast
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Dark_SilverX
01/09/21 12:26:38 AM
#206:


au_gold posted...
I hope we are still gonna be able to play Genshin Impact while the revolution is happening.

:/

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au_gold
01/09/21 3:40:09 PM
#207:




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Esrac
01/09/21 3:42:27 PM
#208:


au_gold posted...

That is an entertaining variation of fedposting. I can almost see them glowing from here.
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King_Hutton
01/09/21 3:42:52 PM
#209:


au_gold posted...
lmfao this is great

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CyricZ
01/09/21 3:44:06 PM
#211:


Oh that's SO GOOD

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Strider102
01/09/21 3:47:57 PM
#212:


au_gold posted...

Please tell me people are actually doing this.

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MachineJaipur
01/09/21 5:01:15 PM
#214:


Don't pardons have to happen to people who have already been charged fully and are serving their sentences or have served their sentences?
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IronChef_Kirby
01/09/21 5:23:03 PM
#215:


MachineJaipur posted...
Don't pardons have to happen to people who have already been charged fully and are serving their sentences or have served their sentences?
Preemptive pardons are a thing IIRC

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SPE
01/09/21 5:26:44 PM
#216:


With all this shit being said in Parler you would think it would be easy to investigate things and prevent this sort of thing

someone chose not to do their job

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MachineJaipur
01/09/21 5:28:57 PM
#217:


IronChef_Kirby posted...
Preemptive pardons are a thing IIRC
can you preempt a pardon to happen after you leave office?
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luigi13579
01/09/21 5:31:37 PM
#218:


SPE posted...
With all this shit being said in Parler you would think it would be easy to investigate things and prevent this sort of thing

someone chose not to do their job
They're too busy infiltrating left-wing and environmental groups. And fathering children with their members: https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2012/jan/20/undercover-police-children-activists
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Smashingpmkns
01/09/21 7:52:51 PM
#219:


Parler just got suspended indefinitely from the Apple Store.
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Parappa09
01/09/21 8:03:12 PM
#220:


au_gold posted...


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Cowthief
01/09/21 8:18:50 PM
#221:


man i feel like i should be on a watchlist just reading some of these...

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MachineJaipur
01/09/21 8:20:01 PM
#222:


Smashingpmkns posted...
Parler just got suspended indefinitely from the Apple Store.
@Smashingpmkns will that remove it from people's phones or just prevent it from being downloaded by new people?
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Smashingpmkns
01/09/21 8:23:41 PM
#224:


MachineJaipur posted...
Smashingpmkns will that remove it from people's phones or just prevent it from being downloaded by new people?

I'm an android user but I'm pretty sure on both platforms if you have the app you can still use it. But if you delete it you can't redownload it. And the devs can't update to add features or fix bugs so it's probably a few days/weeks away from being really dead unless they allow them back on.

You can still download Parler on Android by downloading an APK and they could update that while not being apart of Google Play. But I'm guessing this is the end of the line for the company.
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littlebro07
01/09/21 8:50:26 PM
#225:


au_gold posted...

many of them are dumb enough to fall for this and it makes me so happy

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gilgaRe
01/09/21 8:54:33 PM
#226:


au_gold posted...
LOL
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Sewage
01/09/21 10:01:57 PM
#227:


Took me a second to realize why that was so funny. Hopefully idiots take "him" up on this offer.
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Airhammy
01/10/21 1:30:43 AM
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Sayoria
01/10/21 2:10:57 AM
#229:


It's like if Twitter and Farmersonly.com were cousins and had sex.

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Ruvan22
01/10/21 2:47:08 AM
#230:


Airhammy posted...
https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1348145133208940545

It's been taken down already
I'm surprised a Cyanide and Happiness artist is reporting news...
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Awesker002
01/10/21 2:56:28 AM
#231:


MachineJaipur posted...
Don't pardons have to happen to people who have already been charged fully and are serving their sentences or have served their sentences?
The president gave sign a broad general pardon like when Carter pardoned all draft dodgers. They can also sign a general pardon for individuals like when Ford pardoned Nixon for any crimes that may have been committed from his first inauguration until his resignation.

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IfGodCouldDie
01/10/21 2:58:50 AM
#232:


Awesker002 posted...
The president gave sign a broad general pardon like when Carter pardoned all draft dodgers. They can also sign a general pardon for individuals like when Ford pardoned Nixon for any crimes that may have been committed from his first inauguration until his resignation.
How general can a pardon get? Like could a president give someone immunity from the law for acts committed in the future? Or can it only include things up to the point of the pardon being issued?

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Tyranthraxus
01/10/21 2:59:58 AM
#233:


Ruvan22 posted...
I'm surprised a Cyanide and Happiness artist is reporting news...

I like the part at the bottom that says "read less."

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UnfairRepresent
01/10/21 9:33:14 AM
#234:


I don't think a pardon would help the rioters in the first place. You can only pardon federal crimes right?

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teepan95
01/10/21 9:33:31 AM
#235:


https://twitter.com/parlertakes/status/1347989753623310336?s=20
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Corrik7
01/10/21 9:52:00 AM
#236:


UnfairRepresent posted...
I don't think a pardon would help the rioters in the first place. You can only pardon federal crimes right?
I don't see how it wouldn't be federal crimes figuring they rioted in a federal building on federal grounds.

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UnfairRepresent
01/10/21 10:08:18 AM
#237:


Corrik7 posted...
I don't see how it wouldn't be federal crimes figuring they rioted in a federal building on federal grounds.
Then the pardon would only counter that

the state can still prosecute for trespassing, vandalism etc

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MachineJaipur
01/10/21 10:08:55 AM
#238:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Then the pardon would only counter that

the state can still prosecute for trespassing, vandalism etc
but DC isn't a state?
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Corrik7
01/10/21 10:24:43 AM
#239:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Then the pardon would only counter that

the state can still prosecute for trespassing, vandalism etc
They aren't a state, so I do not know what laws pertain to the area, but again, this didn't happen in their jurisdiction. This happened on federal grounds at a federal building. By law, the capitol and white house and such cannot be on non-federal lands. It's why DC has never been a state to start with. It has to remain independent. It was never supposed to house people, just our government. Then maryland and virginia donated lands to the capital to give it more land. This is where the issue came in regarding them wanting statehood. Even if granted statehood, the government would still not be a part of the state. Just the surrounding areas. Which is why I think those lands given to DC should just be handed back to Virginia and Maryland respectively and the government capital will just be much smaller federally independent as it again cannot be in a state

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Smashingpmkns
01/10/21 6:29:48 PM
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IfGodCouldDie
01/10/21 7:55:55 PM
#241:


Smashingpmkns posted...
https://twitter.com/MatthewKeysLive/status/1348372956246732800

Lmao
God damn, that's awesome.

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au_gold
01/10/21 9:40:46 PM
#242:




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Sayoria
01/10/21 10:09:46 PM
#243:


Everytime I see Dan Bongino, I think of Nick Lutsko.

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CanCanSam
01/10/21 10:14:17 PM
#244:


au_gold posted...
I bet that it's his real name being something like Keith instead of something awesome like Hunter. Joe is fucked if that comes out.
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MachineJaipur
01/10/21 10:51:41 PM
#245:


Imagine not having ammo to hit Joe Biden directly with.

Always going after his son
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008Zulu
01/11/21 3:52:14 AM
#246:


When does Parler die?

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UnholyMudcrab
01/11/21 4:01:08 AM
#247:


Sayoria posted...
Everytime I see Dan Bongino, I think of Nick Lutsko.

I think of Oingo Boingo
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KnightofShikari
01/11/21 4:14:40 AM
#248:


MachineJaipur posted...
Imagine not having ammo to hit Joe Biden directly with.

Always going after his son
and how come every single time it's "just wait for this evidence to come out! just wait!" and then nothing fucking comes

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au_gold
01/11/21 4:17:46 AM
#249:


RIP Parler



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LastTomorrow
01/11/21 7:33:20 AM
#250:


CanCanSam posted...
I bet that it's his real name being something like Keith instead of something awesome like Hunter. Joe is fucked if that comes out.
The problem is I would not be surprised. You should never go 100% or beyond on a candid

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MachineJaipur
01/11/21 8:12:13 AM
#251:


KnightofShikari posted...
and how come every single time it's "just wait for this evidence to come out! just wait!" and then nothing fucking comes
I guess they're just mad because people rightfully criticize Trump with the actions of Eric and Don Jr?
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littlebro07
01/11/21 8:21:32 AM
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