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eggcorn
11/25/20 10:22:37 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/AaZwTqB.jpg
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DocileOrangeCup
11/25/20 10:23:51 PM
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DB_Insider
11/25/20 10:32:22 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
This man really fell of his bike and made a story about it
You have girlfriend too?
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DocileOrangeCup
11/25/20 10:34:10 PM
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ThanksUglyGod
11/25/20 10:34:14 PM
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H-how did you get this?!
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MabusIncarnate
11/25/20 10:35:53 PM
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*Pumps fist in the air*

EGG-CORN EGG-CORN EGG-CORN!!

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MedeaLysistrata
11/25/20 10:36:46 PM
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If you weren't one of the characters in this PSA math equation, did you even go to high school?

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ShineboxPhil
11/25/20 10:41:20 PM
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I know I can treat you better than he can
And any girl like you deserves a gentleman
Tell me why are we wasting time
On all your wasted crying
When you should be with me instead?
I know I can treat you better
Better than he can

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eggcorn
11/26/20 12:08:58 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
*Pumps fist in the air*

EGG-CORN EGG-CORN EGG-CORN!!

thanks feels good man
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Tappor
11/26/20 12:09:48 AM
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And everyone clapped

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VitalGetPrank
11/26/20 12:13:41 AM
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That was the cringiest thing I've read in my entire life.

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eggcorn
11/26/20 12:28:27 AM
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VitalGetPrank posted...
That was the cringiest thing I've read in my entire life.

how dare u
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pfh1001
11/26/20 12:32:34 AM
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VitalGetPrank posted...
That was the cringiest thing I've read in my entire life.


Mocking the white knights ain't gonna win you fans at CE, bro.
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MabusIncarnate
11/26/20 12:38:23 AM
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VitalGetPrank posted...
That was the cringiest thing I've read in my entire life.
DONT talk about eggcorn that way

*punches concrete*

CHAD

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eggcorn
11/26/20 12:41:12 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...

DONT talk about eggcorn that way

*punches concrete*

CHAD

this guy fucks
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Ryven
11/26/20 12:43:31 AM
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*eggcorn walks across field*



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AlisLandale
11/26/20 12:43:56 AM
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Tappor posted...
And everyone clapped

And everyones name?

Albert Einstein.

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Machete
11/26/20 3:09:54 AM
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VitalGetPrank posted...
That was the cringiest thing I've read in my entire life.

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