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AzurexNightmare
11/25/20 9:45:49 PM
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Four years ago I ate a McDonald's egg and sausage burrito. I was hungover. I was going commando and my pajamas had a hole in them where my ass is.

I farted and then I saw a piece of egg on the floor... With shit on it. Like a small egg ball.

I farted it and it came out through the hole in my pajamas.

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DrizztLink
11/25/20 9:46:24 PM
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uwnim
11/25/20 9:48:24 PM
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This is somehow worse than what I was expecting

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AzurexNightmare
11/25/20 10:59:28 PM
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Bump

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MKScorpion
11/26/20 12:49:55 AM
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This is why you guys don't get girls
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AzurexNightmare
11/26/20 1:47:12 AM
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MKScorpion posted...
This is why you guys don't get girls
Actually I think it's people like you who don't get girls. Reason being that you think it's such a hard thing to do apparently xD

All I have to do is keep this to myself duh.

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Machete
11/26/20 3:03:30 AM
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Well at lesst you didnt fart it out of your penis. That would have been worse
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SSJGrimReaper
11/26/20 3:04:47 AM
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sticky this topic

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Dark_SilverX
11/26/20 3:05:08 AM
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TC's ass was Birdo




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clyde_frog
11/26/20 3:07:47 AM
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TC I now have you tagged as Captain Egg Fart

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SSJGrimReaper
11/26/20 3:08:41 AM
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DeadBankerDream
11/26/20 3:08:45 AM
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Oh, so TC is responsible for Trump.
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Old NoiseTank
11/26/20 3:17:01 AM
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birdo ass lmao

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Chicken
11/26/20 3:24:42 AM
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come on man

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Smackems
11/26/20 3:35:49 AM
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Now THIS is pod racing

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fhqwhgads
11/26/20 3:37:40 AM
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What the heck man

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ToadallyAwesome
11/26/20 4:04:16 AM
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Thats how none of that works but ok mane

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bnui_ransder
11/26/20 4:08:17 AM
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You know what happened?

You ingested a pocket of egg powder and it hydrated your poop into egg

This helps me not barf

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MabusIncarnate
11/26/20 4:13:11 AM
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This is educational and wholesome

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AirFresh
11/26/20 4:39:02 AM
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Great topic.

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AzurexNightmare
11/26/20 5:16:30 AM
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cuh posted...
Thats physically impossible
No it's not LOL. Have you heard of cling ons? It was crappy McDonald's egg. Wouldn't be surprised if my system detected it as trash xD

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ZevLoveDOOM
11/26/20 5:17:27 AM
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only chickens fart eggs fam.
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Chicken
11/26/20 5:23:29 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
only chickens fart eggs fam.
Ye

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NeoBowser
11/26/20 5:42:50 AM
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birdo is my favourite

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Vyrulisse
11/26/20 5:53:53 AM
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bknight
11/26/20 5:56:53 AM
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ever try swallowing dental floss and waiting for it to come out the other side while you're still swallowing the same floss, surprisingly doesn't take that long
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SolidShadow3
11/26/20 6:02:24 AM
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AzurexNightmare posted...
No it's not LOL. Have you heard of cling ons? It was crappy McDonald's egg. Wouldn't be surprised if my system detected it as trash xD

Like.. from Star Trek?

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