Current Events > Toilet Paper hoarding might be why the three seashells are invented.

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WingsOfGood
11/13/20 12:23:29 PM
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Think about it. With the three seashells method, no one goes crazy and buys out all the toilet paper like barbarians.
A few more pandemics and pure need will cause this invention to realize.
Plus saving the trees and stuff.
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EmbraceOfDeath
11/13/20 12:24:12 PM
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I don't want to wipe with seashells.

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WingsOfGood
11/13/20 12:24:45 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
I don't want to wipe with seashells.

You are holding us back
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SauI_Goodman
11/13/20 12:25:17 PM
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Hey guys i couldnt find the toilet paper. There was 3 seashells where the tp should be.

Lol doesnt know how to use the 3 seashells

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Lebronwon
11/13/20 12:25:39 PM
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I thought it why Bidet was invented. So people can save TP.

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R1masher
11/13/20 12:29:04 PM
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Fuck!
*gets fined and wipes ass with tickets*

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kingdrake2
11/13/20 12:32:19 PM
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R1masher posted...
Fuck!
*gets fined and wipes ass with tickets*


lmao that was a good scene in the movie. swearing 7 times and using that for Toilet paper.
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UnholyMudcrab
11/13/20 12:33:36 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
I don't want to wipe with seashells.

Get a load of this guy. He doesn't know how the three seashells work
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WingsOfGood
11/13/20 12:56:13 PM
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Lebronwon posted...
I thought it why Bidet was invented. So people can save TP.

Who wants a wet butt?
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Xatrion
11/13/20 12:58:32 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
Who wants a wet butt?

Wet with the bidet, then dry off with tp. Not that complex.

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Paragon21XX
11/13/20 12:58:44 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
Lebronwon posted...
I thought it why Bidet was invented. So people can save TP.

Who wants a wet butt?

Is this an admission that you don't wash your ass even while in the shower? Ew...
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Jerry_Hellyeah
11/13/20 1:00:20 PM
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Bidets are for people who shave their assholes

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WingsOfGood
11/13/20 1:19:19 PM
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Xatrion posted...
Wet with the bidet, then dry off with tp. Not that complex.

So you still need tp....
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WingsOfGood
11/13/20 1:20:11 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Is this an admission that you don't wash your ass even while in the shower? Ew...

I delicately bathe it with a fancy bubble bath in the hot tub mixed with epsom salt and essential oils.
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eston
11/13/20 1:27:16 PM
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Honestly that movie was downright prophetic. In that same scene it is established that people no longer shake hands and you get automatically fined for using profanity on the job

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