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Sunburn
11/10/20 5:17:28 AM
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I need advice from the chads of CE.

I just don't wanna walk up to one acting all weird and creepy. <___<
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Waddlez
11/10/20 6:05:15 AM
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AlisLandale
11/10/20 6:15:52 AM
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Give them a Blue Eyes White Dragon card, but on the bottom left, replace the regular code number with your phone number.

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twitterfriends
11/10/20 6:23:46 AM
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The one that always works for me;

What phone is that!?

Doesnt matter what the answer, just talk about what comes to mind. Show her your phone and say, I have too many apps haha.

Hopefully by then youll get an idea if shes interested or not

Next; this is the craziest one, you can buy any stock for zero commission make sure she sees your balance.

Then show her your favorite stock but dont say it out loud, let her read it (Starbucks because all girls know about Starbucks) then compliment her like oh wow youre so smart.

Shell prob be at your house 4AM dropping her panties for you if you did the whole thing with ease and confidence


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Sunburn
11/10/20 9:26:00 AM
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twitterfriends posted...
The one that always works for me;

What phone is that!?

Doesnt matter what the answer, just talk about what comes to mind. Show her your phone and say, I have too many apps haha.

Hopefully by then youll get an idea if shes interested or not

Next; this is the craziest one, you can buy any stock for zero commission make sure she sees your balance.

Then show her your favorite stock but dont say it out loud, let her read it (Starbucks because all girls know about Starbucks) then compliment her like oh wow youre so smart.

Shell prob be at your house 4AM dropping her panties for you if you did the whole thing with ease and confidence



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DarthWendy
11/10/20 9:58:10 AM
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Sunburn posted...
I need advice from the chads of CE.

@Zodd3224


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Zodd3224
11/10/20 10:03:14 AM
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I am flattered. But my Chad days are long gone.

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Flockaveli
11/10/20 10:05:35 AM
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First you gotta be attractive, 9 times out of 10 they'll do all the work for you.

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JimmyFraska
11/10/20 10:08:20 AM
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Rule of commonality. You can almost never, ever ask a random girl for her number, unless she is literally giving you sex eyes from the get go. Otherwise, you need to be in a social situation where you can talk to her for 5 to 15 minutes, make her laugh, have something in common. So, job, party, school, dance class, etc etc etc. I went to a crafts store the other day and it was full of hot chicks, it seems like a lot of stores like that are. I talked for 5 minutes to the girl at the counter about wrapping paper. That would work too.

But walking up random? Nah
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SlamVook
11/10/20 12:29:37 PM
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JimmyFraska posted...
Rule of commonality. You can almost never, ever ask a random girl for her number, unless she is literally giving you sex eyes from the get go. Otherwise, you need to be in a social situation where you can talk to her for 5 to 15 minutes, make her laugh, have something in common. So, job, party, school, dance class, etc etc etc. I went to a crafts store the other day and it was full of hot chicks, it seems like a lot of stores like that are. I talked for 5 minutes to the girl at the counter about wrapping paper. That would work too.

But walking up random? Nah

Pretty much this. Its the same reason why certain beggars with some sort of ease of speech try to strike a 2-3 min conversatio with you. They may ask where you from or which team you root for and he might mention that he follows the same team or that his father was born in your hometown. The point is, after those 2 or 3 minutes, chances are you already forged a tiny bit of affinity with him, so if he asks for a buck or 2, it will much harder to say now as opposed to just asking for it at the very beginning without saying nothing else.

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RedJackson
11/10/20 12:30:42 PM
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Poop :3

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Lost_All_Senses
11/10/20 12:31:37 PM
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Do stuff like knock food out their hands or jump in from out of sight and scare them. Maybe throw a worm at them if the first 2 things don't work

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Complete_Idi0t
11/10/20 12:32:04 PM
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Buy a phone book
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im not 13
11/10/20 12:33:24 PM
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JimmyFraska posted...
Rule of commonality. You can almost never, ever ask a random girl for her number, unless she is literally giving you sex eyes from the get go. Otherwise, you need to be in a social situation where you can talk to her for 5 to 15 minutes, make her laugh, have something in common. So, job, party, school, dance class, etc etc etc. I went to a crafts store the other day and it was full of hot chicks, it seems like a lot of stores like that are. I talked for 5 minutes to the girl at the counter about wrapping paper. That would work too.

But walking up random? Nah


Nothing wrong with talking to a random stranger in public. Just don't be a creep about it

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Ruvan22
11/10/20 12:33:36 PM
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twitterfriends posted...
The one that always works for me;

What phone is that!?

Doesnt matter what the answer, just talk about what comes to mind. Show her your phone and say, I have too many apps haha.

Hopefully by then youll get an idea if shes interested or not

Next; this is the craziest one, you can buy any stock for zero commission make sure she sees your balance.

Then show her your favorite stock but dont say it out loud, let her read it (Starbucks because all girls know about Starbucks) then compliment her like oh wow youre so smart.

Shell prob be at your house 4AM dropping her panties for you if you did the whole thing with ease and confidence
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Lost_All_Senses
11/10/20 12:35:20 PM
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Complete_Idi0t posted...
Buy a phone book

Quality post from quality account

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_Epicurean_
11/10/20 12:36:17 PM
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Be attractive -> Start a conversation -> "We should talk more sometime, what's your number?"

Seeing you guys trying to strategize about this stuff is kinda cringe

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Lost_All_Senses
11/10/20 12:40:06 PM
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Real talk tho. If you do end up asking and getting a girls number, pay attention to body language during the moment. I feel like I was just givin numbers because the girl didn't know what else to say. So I backed off after I noticed the text convos were more one sided. She'd never text first.

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rookieplayer03
11/10/20 12:45:59 PM
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The one time I asked a girl for a number was super awkward. She sat next to me and I noticed she played FGO. Thats how we started talking. Wed talk about other online mobile games like Dragalia Lost or Brave Frontier, too. She was cool but kinda awkward and one day I asked her for her number and she was like what for and I was like to talk I guess idk. I never texted, called her lmao.

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SauI_Goodman
11/10/20 12:47:20 PM
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"Can i get your number." Literally.

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Ruvan22
11/10/20 1:13:06 PM
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rookieplayer03 posted...
The one time I asked a girl for a number was super awkward. She sat next to me and I noticed she played FGO. Thats how we started talking. Wed talk about other online mobile games like Dragalia Lost or Brave Frontier, too. She was cool but kinda awkward and one day I asked her for her number and she was like what for and I was like to talk I guess idk. I never texted, called her lmao.
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CommunismFTW
11/10/20 1:23:20 PM
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Be attractive.

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Sunburn
11/10/20 2:06:10 PM
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CommunismFTW posted...
Be attractive.


Well that might be a problem. ;(((
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Damn_Underscore
11/10/20 2:15:11 PM
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Close Gamefaqs account

show her printed page confirming you closed the account

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rookieplayer03
11/10/20 2:23:57 PM
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Ruvan22 posted...
How'd things go with her?

havent talked to her ever since. Ive seen her, but havent really bothered to make an effort. Did take a Lyft together once though but just small chat

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Ruvan22
11/10/20 8:11:43 PM
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rookieplayer03 posted...
havent talked to her ever since. Ive seen her, but havent really bothered to make an effort. Did take a Lyft together once though but just small chat
No chemistry when you talked on the phone?
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