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11/09/20 11:30:28 PM
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Like seriously what kind of fucking low life tiny penis piece of shit would kill such a cool animal?

Seriously people who kill cool animals like that should be publicly humiliated or something

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Blue_Inigo
11/09/20 11:30:52 PM
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When you're right, you're right

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Payzmaykr
11/09/20 11:31:13 PM
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Poaching is ecological terrorism.
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Zikten
11/09/20 11:31:57 PM
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elephants are very smart and mourn their dead. I hate that people kill them just to get their tusks. it's so evil, and such a waste of life.
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FortuneCookie
11/09/20 11:36:19 PM
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John Wayne shot an elephant.
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BettyWhite
11/09/20 11:36:33 PM
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Trophy hunters already have diminutive weiners.. You think that's gonna bother them?

Spread their buttholes with a speculum, stuff their butts with peanut butter and sit them on an ant hill.


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BettyWhite
11/09/20 11:37:04 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
John Wayne shot an elephant.

Here comes the speculum Mr. Wayneee.

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R1masher
11/09/20 11:38:38 PM
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Chuck Norris once sucked a mouse out of an elephants trunk, that elephant will never forget

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pfh1001
11/10/20 12:37:04 AM
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Could not agree more, TC.

Elephants are better than humans.
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Giblet_Enjoyer
11/10/20 12:39:02 AM
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I'd extend that to all poaching/trophy hunting

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An_Actual_Chad
11/10/20 12:40:09 AM
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Currently posting in a topic made by the sex guy.

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TheLiarParadox
11/10/20 12:42:20 AM
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Can't say I disagree, although I am a little less selective about which animals I champion.

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Dark_Spiret
11/10/20 12:59:50 AM
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throw'em to the lions afterwards.
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coh
11/10/20 1:01:43 AM
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I don't get why the ivory trade is a thing. Who the fuck still cares about ivory
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ModLogic
11/10/20 1:03:57 AM
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i think there should be a law that makes it legal to hunt trophy hunters.

the second you are out there huting animals for "sport", you yourself become fair game.

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Giblet_Enjoyer
11/10/20 1:03:58 AM
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coh posted...
I don't get why the ivory trade is a thing. Who the fuck still cares about ivory
Chinese boner "medicine".

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discodancer77
11/10/20 1:05:24 AM
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Apparently its only not okay to kill the animals deemed cool

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Chicken
11/10/20 1:12:01 AM
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Zikten posted...
elephants are very smart and mourn their dead. I hate that people kill them just to get their tusks. it's so evil, and such a waste of life.
Pigs are smart too but bacon

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LostForest
11/10/20 1:14:14 AM
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Tbqh I don't really like elephants that much cuz they're too OP.

Like, I only recently found out lions are the only natural predators of elephants, and even then it's only with young/sick elephants. But it gave me so much respect for lions, for them to be able to pull that off.

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AlisLandale
11/10/20 1:17:45 AM
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LostForest posted...
Tbqh I don't really like elephants that much cuz they're too OP.

Like, I only recently found out lions are the only natural predators of elephants, and even then it's only with young/sick elephants. But it gave me so much respect for lions, for them to be able to pull that off.

yeah hopefully God does something about those OP elephants in the next balance patch.


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coh
11/10/20 1:19:00 AM
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If modern elephants are op then just imagine the mammoths and mastodons
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BlakPeppa
11/10/20 1:26:31 AM
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coh posted...
If modern elephants are op then just imagine the mammoths and mastodons

I am. And its GLORIOUS.

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Giblet_Enjoyer
11/10/20 1:37:08 AM
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LostForest posted...
Tbqh I don't really like elephants that much cuz they're too OP.
Not really, they have like a 2 year pregnancy and they can't see for shit

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Lordgold666
11/10/20 1:38:39 AM
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Heads*

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Northlane
11/10/20 1:48:18 AM
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Same goes for those fucks in the east who cut the fins off of sharks

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Giblet_Enjoyer
11/10/20 2:07:36 AM
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Northlane posted...
Same goes for those fucks in the east who cut the fins off of sharks
You no like flavorless chinese cartilage soup?

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Shablagoo
11/10/20 2:09:42 AM
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Elephants are awesome as fuck but I cant seriously condone mutilating anyones genitals no matter how evil they are, tbh.

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AlisLandale
11/10/20 2:19:44 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
Elephants are awesome as fuck but I cant seriously condone mutilating anyones genitals no matter how evil they are, tbh.

so youre saying if you were in an elevator with Hitler and a knife, you wouldnt chop his dick off? >_>

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Middle hope
11/10/20 2:32:31 AM
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MabusIncarnate
11/10/20 2:35:51 AM
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I always enjoy the stories of poachers being mauled by the animal they are trying to end.

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pogo_rabid
11/10/20 2:37:10 AM
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What if the elephant was a real asshole tho

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Ving_Rhames
11/10/20 2:37:30 AM
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Elephants, Orcas, and Corvids are the dopest of the dope.

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Shablagoo
11/10/20 2:40:16 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
so youre saying if you were in an elevator with Hitler and a knife, you wouldnt chop his dick off? >_>

Did they even have elevators during Hitlers time?

But lol nah Im not enough of a badass to do that...Id probably just cower and hope Allied soldiers would save me and beat his ass. >_>

On the other hand in the moment I have stood up and got bullies off of people so idk maybe I would beat his ass myself; I wouldnt cut anything off anyone though, no sir.

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Returning_CEmen
11/10/20 2:42:10 AM
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