Poll of the Day > I feel bad for men with small dicks

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Despite research saying size doesn't matter, culturally having a small dick makes you seem like less of a man. It's also something they can be made fun of for despite being unable to change it. At least for women there are a lot of men who are in to small to gigantic breasts, but there are almost no women who are in to little dicks.

So if you must make fun of a man, do it towards his intellect, his laziness, his weight, his poor self care, his lack of interesting hobbies or anything else he can change.


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As long as you know how to use your tongue

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I felt bad for your kitten.

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wwinterj25 posted...

I felt bad for your kitten.

Me too but that's not what this topic is about

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I love sph

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CarefreeDude posted...

Me too but that's not what this topic is about

Oh. I thought it was about making fun of men.

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Okay so i'm like 5-5.5 inches. I feel like that is about average, but i don't know.

Ultimately, I don't care about size. I guess having a legit micropenis would suck, but smaller or bigger i don't think it matters and anybody who would think so is dumb

are we allowed to make fun of them if they have a truck?

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argonautweakend posted...

Okay so i'm like 5-5.5 inches. I feel like that is about average, but i don't know.

Ultimately, I don't care about size. I guess having a legit micropenis would suck, but smaller or bigger i don't think it matters and anybody who would think so is dumb

?? lol if you're less than 6.5 its literally the same as having no penis at all

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sometimes i edge myself for like 30 minutes and it feels great and i wonder if having a smaller or bigger dick even matters if i can feel that good with what ive got ya know

I don't mind dicks I can actually deep throat

*Edit*

I will say, I'm not really down with making fun of weight either tho. Genetics play a heavy factor. Also intelligence when it comes to disabilities.

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Lol the title.

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I'm now picturing putting a small rooster into a wizards sleeve. Thanks TC.

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There shouldn't be anything wrong with an average-sized duck much like average-sized breasts aren't on women but somehow it is.
Men have enough issues with themselves as it is.
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Look, it's not always this small. It's just that he doesn't have any company, that's all!

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I was in THE POOL

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who cares about dick size when you got a 14" tungulus

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Greenfox111 posted...

?? lol if you're less than 6.5 its literally the same as having no penis at all

I disagree. The average size for most men is around 5 inches. Im personally 6 inches myself and have no problem with it. Now, I can understand though if it was like....micro size. But, yeah.

You gotta measure all the way to the butthole

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CarefreeDude posted...

Me too but that's not what this topic is about

Well, to be fair, when theyre kittens, male cats have small dicks too. Its on topic if you look at it that way.

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I think everyone had their place in time. Back in ancient Roman times, small dicks were seen as civilized and big ones meant you were an animal and looked down upon. Obese women were also seen as the most desirable on and off. Everyone has their day.

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"My day occurred 1500 years before I was even born!"

Im jealous of small dick dudes honestly

if they ever need to quickly hide their dick, they can improvise with nearly anything! Thats why you never hear about any well endowed ninjas. Youd see their wiener poking out when they tried hiding behind trees and stuff

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Mead posted...

Im jealous of small dick dudes honestly

if they ever need to quickly hide their dick, they can improvise with nearly anything! Thats why you never hear about any well endowed ninjas. Youd see their wiener poking out when they tried hiding behind trees and stuff

And it's more immune to being bitten off by attacking animals.

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Greenfox111 posted...

?? lol if you're less than 6.5 its literally the same as having no penis at all

https://youtu.be/6XKCezZYziw?t=167

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i watched this one video where theres a black guy and a japanese girl in a hotel, they tried to do it, but it was too big for her, i remember they really tried but its no good. and she ended up just going down on him. no links i was like 10 at that time.

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Sephy is one sexy bastard.

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Metalsonic66 posted...

Ok this made me giggle lol.

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That's some OC right there

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im gay and my dick is small

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Penis size is like the go-to when you want to insult a man. I'm sure that's gotta have a pretty shitty psychological effect on small penis individuals.

I've seen some amateur stuff where it's like yeesh, you really want to show that off to the world, bro?

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Zareth posted...

I've seen some amateur stuff where it's like yeesh, you really want to show that off to the world, bro?

don't kink shame

Who tf cares when sex toys are better than any dick anyway? It's the 21st century, you should all be insecure about your inability to vibrate, frankly.

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I'm envious of them. They can do push ups without putting holes in the floor :/

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DirtBasedSoap posted...

im gay and my dick is small

this explains a lot

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Zareth posted...

I've seen some amateur stuff where it's like yeesh, you really want to show that off to the world, bro?

You'd be surprised the things people are into. I actually follow an amateur straight porn guy on PH with a micro penis. He's very popular and has both women and men throwing themselves at him in the comments. He actually plays into his "disadvantage" by doing penis shaming and masturbation videos.

Here's the thing though: The guy is quite athletic with a phat bubble butt, big balls (which seem to be people's biggest turn on with him) and an attractive face. Tons of gay/bi dudes don't even care about the micro penis because they just want that ass. The point is it's not the micro penis being a problem. If he was ugly and fat then he'd have problems.

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SilentSeph posted...

I'm envious of them. They can do push ups without putting holes in the floor :/

Dude...have you ever tried to actually do a cock pushup? Its where you lay down, and you let your dick lift you up off the ground. :P

Metalsonic66 posted...

As long as you know how to use your tongue

My male best friend talked about that, once...

argonautweakend posted...

sometimes i edge myself for like 30 minutes and it feels great and i wonder if having a smaller or bigger dick even matters if i can feel that good with what ive got ya know

I mean, I don't think it matters to the guy (other than you own ego, that is). It should feel good for you either way...

MeteoricBurst posted...

Tons of gay/bi dudes don't even care about the micro penis because they just want that ass. The point is it's not the micro penis being a problem. If he was ugly and fat then he'd have problems.

That's very true...
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Wanded posted...

this explains a lot

what are you gonna do about it? huh?!

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DirtBasedSoap posted...

what are you gonna do about it? huh?!

Relax Soap, he just meant it explains his immense attraction to you.

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On that note. If a small rooster doesn't please a woman and it presumably won't please a gay bottom... are small rooster folk destined to be a bottom bitch? Asking for a friend.

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wwinterj25 posted...

On that note. If a small rooster doesn't please a woman and it presumably won't please a gay bottom... are small rooster folk destined to be a bottom bitch? Asking for a friend.

Some may not even be that lucky. They have both a small dick AND a flat ass. Yikes. If you ask me, I'd much rather have a great ass with a below average dick than the reverse.

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MeteoricBurst posted...

Some may not even be that lucky. They have both a small dick AND a flat ass. Yikes

https://youtu.be/6XKCezZYziw?t=167
It seems I really am destined to be foreveralone.


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