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SrRd_RacinG
11/04/20 11:06:09 AM
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A Q-tip is not a Q-tip. The Q-tip brand makes cotton swabs. They're called cotton swabs!

There's no such thing as a Band-Aid. It's called a bandage. The company Band-Aid makes bandages, God dammit!


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Omnislasher
11/04/20 11:06:34 AM
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yes sir, sorry sir
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Were_Wyrm
11/04/20 11:06:49 AM
#3:


You need a Kleenex for your tears?

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Drug_Smoker
11/04/20 11:06:51 AM
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cotton swab sounds kind of racist.

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JimmyFraska
11/04/20 11:06:59 AM
#5:


Yeah how about I don't listen to this topic
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thronedfire2
11/04/20 11:07:05 AM
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sorry do you need a kleenex for your tears?

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bnui_ransder
11/04/20 11:07:12 AM
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Its too late and I believe there is a term for this.
Like how old people call games "the nintendo"

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BilalPowell
11/04/20 11:07:43 AM
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How do I distinguish between a Ziploc bag and just a grocery bag?

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PatrickMahomes
11/04/20 11:07:50 AM
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Sorry your feelings hurt, would you like a Band-Aid?

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R1masher
11/04/20 11:08:02 AM
#10:


Who put the fly in your Vaseline?

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Veggeta X
11/04/20 11:08:02 AM
#11:


They're called gelatin desserts, not Jello.

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skermac
11/04/20 11:08:06 AM
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Also no such thing as jello its gelatin, jello is the brand name

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Holy_Cloud105
11/04/20 11:08:07 AM
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Yeah but we need Windex to clean the windows.

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skermac
11/04/20 11:08:45 AM
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Drug_Smoker posted...
cotton swab sounds kind of racist.

why?

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Veggeta X
11/04/20 11:09:25 AM
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BilalPowell posted...
How do I distinguish between a Ziploc bag and just a grocery bag?
Re-sealable zipper storage bags

R1masher posted...
Who put the fly in your Vaseline?
Petroleum jelly

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Veggeta X
11/04/20 11:10:11 AM
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Holy_Cloud105 posted...
Yeah but we need Windex to clean the windows.
Window cleaner

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R1masher
11/04/20 11:11:00 AM
#18:


Veggeta X posted...
Petroleum jelly

good job, slick

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TwoDoorPC
11/04/20 11:11:14 AM
#19:


*in the south*

"i'll have a coke"

"which one?"

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vbty3
11/04/20 11:11:19 AM
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Its called synecdoche

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Blue_Target
11/04/20 11:11:21 AM
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Veggeta X
11/04/20 11:11:55 AM
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Not all pain relivers are Aspirins either.

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friendbuddypal
11/04/20 11:13:15 AM
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Fun fact, when a trademarked name becomes synonymous with a class of product, the company loses its trademark. Elevator used to be a manufacturer of stairs, but when their signature moving stairs product took off and their name became synonymous with the product they essentially ceased to exist.

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BettyWhite
11/04/20 11:14:18 AM
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Come relax in my jacuzzi with me.. *motions to giant metal trash can filled with water being heated over coal*

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ghostblob
11/04/20 11:15:43 AM
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In the UK we call them cotton buds and a band-aid is called a plaster. Jello is jelly.
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Laserion
11/04/20 11:16:27 AM
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In Spanish the English word "pamper" has no meaning. So, in Puerto Rico they call disposable diapers "Pampers" instead of "paales desechables".
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R1masher
11/04/20 11:17:23 AM
#28:


ghostblob posted...
In the UK we call them cotton buds and a band-aid is called a plaster. Jello is jelly.

you call vacuuming hoovering

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cuttin_in_farm
11/04/20 11:17:25 AM
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Conflict posted...
By this logic you can't call them "Kit Kats" or "Snickers", only chocolate bars. Now nobody will know which chocolate bar you're talking about.

Terrible post.

People refer to generic cotton swabs as Q-tips.

Not all bandages are the same brand.

However, it says a lot about a brands successful marketing and name recognition that they can pull it off.

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TwoDoorPC
11/04/20 11:18:28 AM
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R1masher posted...
you call vacuuming hoovering

only the low iqs

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BilalPowell
11/04/20 11:18:31 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
BilalPowell posted...
How do I distinguish between a Ziploc bag and just a grocery bag?
Re-sealable zipper storage bags
too long i'll stick to ziploc

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Tyranthraxus
11/04/20 11:18:32 AM
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I need to Xerox this topic

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Serious Cat
11/04/20 11:18:34 AM
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BettyWhite posted...
Come relax in my jacuzzi with me.. *motions to giant metal trash can filled with water being heated over coal*
Literal LOL.

Also something something Legos.

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pikachupwnage
11/04/20 11:19:20 AM
#34:


Do this to all brand name drugs

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thronedfire2
11/04/20 11:20:01 AM
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Serious Cat posted...
Literal LOL.

Also something something Legos.

tfw you ask for legos as a kid and people give you megabloks

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Poop2
11/04/20 11:22:09 AM
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thats how you know your product is massive
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SrRd_RacinG
11/04/20 11:22:25 AM
#37:


BettyWhite posted...
Come relax in my jacuzzi with me.. *motions to giant metal trash can filled with water being heated over coal*

Hot tub will do.

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skermac
11/04/20 11:22:48 AM
#38:


Were_Wyrm posted...
You need a Kleenex for your tears?
Tissue

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skermac
11/04/20 11:24:14 AM
#39:


pikachupwnage posted...
Do this to all brand name drugs

an aspirin is actually a nsaid, non steriod anti inflammatory drug

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BlueTigerLion
11/04/20 11:25:18 AM
#40:


I actually just learned the Q-Tip thing earlier this year. Wish I had known earlier I could have saved a lot of money buying generic. Like I do with petroleum jelly.

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The_Korey
11/04/20 11:27:16 AM
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R1masher posted...
you call vacuuming hoovering

I kan't believe it took 28 posts for this to be mentioned. The UK has not been good for my sanity.

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BilalPowell
11/04/20 11:27:48 AM
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Do we have to call Oreos "chocolate cookies with cream in the middle"

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dib153
11/04/20 11:27:53 AM
#44:


PatrickMahomes posted...
Sorry your feelings hurt, would you like a Band-Aid?

Adhesive medical strip

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SwayM
11/04/20 12:05:39 PM
#45:


my best friends mom as a kid would call EVERYTHING by its brand name and it pissed me off.

Like she wouldnt say do you want some chicken noodle soup? She would ask do you want some Liptons?

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Shotgunnova
11/04/20 12:06:55 PM
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Genericized Trademarks 4 Lyfe

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SmidgeIsntBack
11/04/20 12:09:01 PM
#47:


dib153 posted...
Adhesive medical strip

The man is bleeding to death, and you're getting into a semantics argument?

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Tyranthraxus
11/04/20 12:19:49 PM
#48:


skermac posted...
Tissue
Tissue? I don't even know you!

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Tyranthraxus
11/04/20 12:21:32 PM
#49:


pikachupwnage posted...
Do this to all brand name drugs

I actually do it for ibuprofen and naproxen.

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Mistere Man
11/04/20 12:23:33 PM
#50:


I usually say the brand name as it is often of a better quality so I ask for it by name. Like generic bandages I had tried often fell off in a few seconds compared to band aid brand ones. And generic gelatin brands can taste like cough syrup compared to jello brand.

I have found good generic brands too, but usually if I prefer the brand name I just say that.

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BettyWhite
11/04/20 1:04:13 PM
#51:


SrRd_RacinG posted...
Hot tub will do.

Are you gonna get in or not?

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