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The_Scarecrow
10/28/20 2:06:13 AM
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I barricade off the bathroom but I cant find the damn pest spray.

Just smash it with a shoe

If any of you think Im getting close to that thing, youre out of your fucking mind. Ive never seen a spider so big in my fucking natural born life. Holy shit

I was just in my bathroom at 2 am jamming out to Thriller and I saw that horror crawling up the wall. Fuck, he almost got me, man.

Fuck

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OffTempo
10/28/20 2:16:24 AM
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Ay listen man. I know you don't want to hear this... but you gotta go back in there to take a picture and show the rest of us. I know its a dangerous mission and its not an easy ask but you have to!

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CapnMuffin
10/28/20 2:19:07 AM
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*starts the Dark Souls boss music*

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EnterTheTekken
10/28/20 2:19:36 AM
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Orange Spider Bad.

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The_Scarecrow
10/28/20 2:19:54 AM
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OffTempo posted...
Ay listen man. I know you don't want to hear this... but you gotta go back in there to take a picture and show the rest of us. I know its a dangerous mission and its not an easy ask but you have to!

Ah, its a little too late. We just murdered the son of bitch and sent him straight to hell. Fucking hate spiders, bro. I dont mind if theyre chilling outside but as soon as they get in my personal space, its game over.

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radical rhino
10/28/20 2:21:51 AM
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CapnMuffin posted...
*starts the Dark Souls boss music*
Watch out for the giant laser.

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Benify
10/29/20 11:58:13 PM
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So big? You're like 40 times its size.

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Shadowplay
10/29/20 11:58:49 PM
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Sure you didn't inhale any of that gas of yours?

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The_Scarecrow
10/30/20 6:26:23 AM
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Benify posted...
So big? You're like 40 times its size.

That doesnt matter. Size isnt everything, you know.

Shadowplay posted...
Sure you didn't inhale any of that gas of yours?

The Bat gave me a taste of my own medicine during our last encounter. The effects may have not worn out yet.

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BloodMoon7
10/30/20 6:29:07 AM
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When in doubt, kill it. You did well TC. This is your home and they are invaders. Kill them without mercy. They would do the same at any opportunity.

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TheoryzC
10/30/20 6:33:23 AM
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It's the Halloween spider

Free candy for all those who kill it

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AlmightyCheeks
10/30/20 6:34:35 AM
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Are you sure it wasnt one of Spider-man's tracking devices?

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NeoBowser
10/30/20 6:44:29 AM
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well an orange spider is something but i do not kill spiders the size of my pinkie

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The_Scarecrow
10/30/20 6:46:28 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
When in doubt, kill it. You did well TC. This is your home and they are invaders. Kill them without mercy. They would do the same at any opportunity.

Right? And it was orange so I dont know what he could have done if he accidentally bit me. The spiders can chill in the basement but once they travel upstairs, it becomes a problem.

TheoryzC posted...
It's the Halloween spider

Free candy for all those who kill it

Ah, I actually gave up candy a long time ago. Looks like I miss out.

AlmightyCheeks posted...
Are you sure it wasnt one of Spider-man's tracking devices?

Spider-Man wouldnt bother me because that would mean crossing over into the Dark Knights territory. We all know how Batman feels about other costumes heroes getting in the way.

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