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SwayM
10/26/20 1:26:03 AM
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Laserion
10/26/20 1:32:47 AM
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Pretty sure he manipulated his body, leaving his mind intact.
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Irony
10/26/20 1:33:49 AM
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Laserion posted...
Pretty sure he manipulated his body, leaving his mind intact.
Ummm

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Tyranthraxus
10/26/20 1:37:42 AM
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God said he couldn't affect free will he didn't say not to give people seizures

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PatrickMahomes
10/26/20 1:38:23 AM
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My tiny little nipples went to france

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BroodRyu
10/26/20 1:42:01 AM
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Bruce Almighty > Evan Almighty
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Tyranthraxus
10/26/20 1:43:19 AM
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BroodRyu posted...
Bruce Almighty > Evan Almighty
Said everyone ever

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SwayM
10/26/20 3:53:24 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
God said he couldn't affect free will he didn't say not to give people seizures

He compresses his wind pipe and makes his voice high pitch = okay

He changes the teleprompter text and his tiny little nipples went to France = buy it

He takes over his speech and makes him speak gibberish = okay well now were just in funky town.

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Evening_Dragon
10/26/20 3:54:32 AM
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SwayM posted...
He compresses his wind pipe and makes his voice high pitch = okay

He changes the teleprompter text and his tiny little nipples went to France = buy it

He takes over his speech and makes him speak gibberish = okay well now were just in funky town.

That's not the person making the decision to do that, though.

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SwayM
10/26/20 10:43:04 AM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
That's not the person making the decision to do that, though.

So you think taking direct control over what someone is saying and forcing them to speak gibberish isnt affecting their free will?

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TheLiarParadox
10/26/20 10:45:20 AM
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BroodRyu posted...
Bruce Almighty > Evan Almighty


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Bleuets
10/26/20 10:45:30 AM
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BroodRyu posted...
Bruce Almighty > Evan Almighty

agree, but Evan Almighty was good in its own right.
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The Popo
10/26/20 11:04:28 AM
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When I worked at Blockbuster way back in the day, they had an Employee Appreciation Day for us. Rather than a bonus, free lunch, or anything like that, we got a medal that said Blockbuster Employee Appreciation Day and we each got a DVD of Bruce Almighty. They were promotional copies without a barcode, to keep us from selling them back.

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untrustful
10/26/20 11:04:40 AM
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SwayM posted...
So you think taking direct control over what someone is saying and forcing them to speak gibberish isnt affecting their free will?
Free will does not include control of your own body, it is control of your mind. That scene does not establish mind control, but it does exhibit physical speech control.

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SwayM
10/26/20 11:07:09 AM
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untrustful posted...
That scene does not establish mind control

Bruce is literally using him like a puppet what are you talking about my dude.

Evans reaction to it all also clearly establishes hes not in control and has no idea whats going on

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AzurexNightmare
10/26/20 12:57:49 PM
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The Popo posted...
When I worked at Blockbuster way back in the day, they had an Employee Appreciation Day for us. Rather than a bonus, free lunch, or anything like that, we got a medal that said Blockbuster Employee Appreciation Day and we each got a DVD of Bruce Almighty. They were promotional copies without a barcode, to keep us from selling them back.
Pretty cool :D

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AzurexNightmare
10/26/20 12:58:45 PM
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untrustful posted...
Free will does not include control of your own body, it is control of your mind. That scene does not establish mind control, but it does exhibit physical speech control.
Wow we can't even talk about Bruce Almighty without these wussies coming in. This is sad.

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littlebro07
10/26/20 12:59:28 PM
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If it is indeed breaking the free will rule I'm okay with it because it's fucking funny

What a great movie

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Spellz2113
10/26/20 1:20:04 PM
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I do da cha cha like a sissy girl. I lika do... da cha cha

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JimmyFraska
10/26/20 1:21:31 PM
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The Popo posted...
When I worked at Blockbuster way back in the day, they had an Employee Appreciation Day for us. Rather than a bonus, free lunch, or anything like that, we got a medal that said Blockbuster Employee Appreciation Day and we each got a DVD of Bruce Almighty. They were promotional copies without a barcode, to keep us from selling them back.
Nice. Knew Blockbuster was a great place
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DD Divine
10/26/20 1:21:57 PM
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Heres the thing when he replied yes to all on the prayers you know there were some fucked prayers that got answered.

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littlebro07
10/26/20 1:30:24 PM
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DD Divine posted...
Heres the thing when he replied yes to all on the prayers you know there were some fucked prayers that got answered.

I always figured that Real God was still checking in and making sure Bruce God didn't do anything completely fucked up like answer yes to some kid wishing his teacher that gave him detention would die in a car crash

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Tyranthraxus
10/26/20 1:43:54 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
I always figured that Real God was still checking in and making sure Bruce God didn't do anything completely fucked up like answer yes to some kid wishing his teacher that gave him detention would die in a car crash

He was. There was a moment where he tries to force his ex-wife to get back together with him and God was like "no"

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DD Divine
10/26/20 2:06:37 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
He was. There was a moment where he tries to force his ex-wife to get back together with him and God was like "no"


ok cool I forgot about that

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Evening_Dragon
10/26/20 8:32:20 PM
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SwayM posted...
So you think taking direct control over what someone is saying and forcing them to speak gibberish isnt affecting their free will?

Yes, exactly. Free will is a mental attribute. This is why we literally have the term "against one's will"; the body may be forced, but the action is still against the will, which is not controlled.

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hockeybub89
10/26/20 8:39:43 PM
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