Current Events > Heres a trick for people who arnt going to vote...

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Lie: Say you did. So people will fuck off and leave you alone about it.

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And then they ask you who you voted for and theyll criticize you heavily for your choice.

Here's a trick for people who aren't going to vote, just doodle whatever on your ballot and call it a day so you don't have to be a lairer.

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Or just vote. It takes all of 5 minutes

they keep airing commercials that are like "JUST SO YOU KNOW YOUR VOTING CHOICE WON'T BE PUBLIC BUT SOON PEOPLE WILL BE ABLE TO KNOW WHETHER YOU VOTED OR NOT SO GET READY FOR SOME SHAME MOTHERFUCKERS"
which is just hilarious to me

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better yet... go vote.

if you don't like Biden or Trump, vote for Hawkins or Jorgensen. you're right where you would have been, anyway, and, just maybe, a little extra pressure on the big parties next time will force them to run a candidate you are willing to vote for.

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Rathinor posted...

Or just vote. It takes all of 5 minutes

I'm not going outside. There's a virus. And there are no mail in ballots here.

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I still have my mail-in ballot. When is it too late to send it, so that I would have to go in person? Or can you go personally to drop it there?
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Medussa posted...

better yet... go vote.

if you don't like Biden or Trump, vote for Hawkins or Jorgensen. you're right where you would have been, anyway, and, just maybe, a little extra pressure on the big parties next time will force them to run a candidate you are willing to vote for.

Get out of here with that logic!

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Laserion posted...

I still have my mail-in ballot. When is it too late to send it, so that I would have to go in person? Or can you go personally to drop it there?

not 100% sure it's the same in every state, but i think it counts so long as it's postmarked by the 2nd, and maybe even the 3rd. edit: actually, honesty, don't take my word for this. be safe, and find the answer from your state's government.

you'll have to google where to drop it off for your state/county, though.

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BroodRyu posted...

And then they ask you who you voted for and theyll criticize you heavily for your choice.

You dont have tell anyone who you voted for. Even if you didnt vote at all. They can fuck off

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"Did you vote?"

Yes.

(The end)

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Medussa posted...

better yet... go vote.

if you don't like Biden or Trump, vote for Hawkins or Jorgensen. you're right where you would have been, anyway, and, just maybe, a little extra pressure on the big parties next time will force them to run a candidate you are willing to vote for.

Um no voting 3rd party is the same as voting for Trump. Or the same as voting for Biden if you ask republicans.

deception, very american indeed

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BroodRyu posted...

And then they ask you who you voted for and theyll criticize you heavily for your choice.

this

implying there's any way you'll get out of being yelled at

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Rathinor posted...

Or just vote. It takes all of 5 minutes

I had to wait in line for an hour in the cold in a voting-friendly state. True you could vote by mail but then there's a chance your ballot ends up in a ditch.

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Heres a tip for people who dont vote... hang around outside a polling place until someone throws their sticker away. Then dig the sticker out of the trash and put it on. Now everyone thinks you voted!

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Rathinor posted...

Or just vote. It takes all of 5 minutes

Where the hell do you live?

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