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Tmaster148
10/23/20 10:34:16 AM
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https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/gay-male-penguins-steal-nest-from-lesbian-couple/HPFOKAEB4QJKW236E4N2I234XY/

A pair of gay male penguins at a Dutch zoo have made a desperate bid for fatherhood, stealing an entire nest of eggs from two lesbian penguins

This isn't the first time the pair of African penguins have tried to start a family, previously taking another bird's egg from their home at the Dierenpark zoo in Amersfoort.
Zookeeper Sander Drost said the penguins were a "very determined couple" and had nabbed the nest in an "unguarded moment".

Unfortunately, their efforts won't lead to a happy family for the broody blokes because in stealing the nest from a lesbian couple they have ended up with two unfertilised eggs.

Despite the fact that no chick is expected, Drost said the males are carefully tending the nest.

"Both birds brood on the eggs, they guard the nest alternately," he said in a statement on the zoo's website.

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UnfairRepresent
10/23/20 10:34:56 AM
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Patriarchy has gone too far

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SolidShadow3
10/23/20 10:35:43 AM
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Why cant they fertilize the eggs?

Are they like seahorses?

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eston
10/23/20 10:36:05 AM
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saspa
10/23/20 10:37:12 AM
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Did they see that parks and rec episode?
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ZevLoveDOOM
10/23/20 10:37:19 AM
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i still love these creatures. lol
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Master_Bass
10/23/20 10:37:29 AM
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Lesbians can never catch a break.

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Returning_CEmen
10/23/20 10:38:11 AM
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Penguins are more progressive than I thought.
Lets not forget about Grape-kun
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Squall28
10/23/20 10:41:35 AM
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sad

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lolife67
10/23/20 11:02:58 AM
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What a couple of d!cks.
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kingdrake2
10/23/20 11:42:26 AM
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Tmaster148 posted...
they have ended up with two unfertilised eggs.


lmao, when the egg's don't hatch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jz1TjCphXE
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spikethedevil
10/23/20 11:49:14 AM
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SolidShadow3 posted...
Why cant they fertilize the eggs?

Are they like seahorses?

Birds have to have intercourse (sort of) for fertilised eggs to be a thing @SolidShadow3 Google cloaca.

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SolidShadow3
10/23/20 12:08:02 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Birds have to have intercourse (sort of) for fertilised eggs to be a thing @SolidShadow3 Google cloaca.
It's not that important; I was just confused. you're explanation is enough.

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cjsdowg
10/23/20 12:14:15 PM
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SolidShadow3 posted...
Why cant they fertilize the eggs?

Are they like seahorses?

The eggs need to be fertilize in the mother .. well the mother that lays them. I know with turtles when they are adults they can just lay eggs without a male around and there would be nothing inside.

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NeoBowser
10/23/20 12:15:51 PM
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always the gays

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Gheb
10/23/20 12:18:28 PM
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So this is the power of the gay agenda.

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Turbam
10/23/20 12:19:35 PM
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BTFO by Adam and Steve.

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Choco
10/23/20 12:22:52 PM
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Turbam posted...
BTFO by Adam and Steve.
lmao

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FortuneCookie
10/23/20 12:40:23 PM
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male privilege

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Machete
10/23/20 4:06:59 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Patriarchy has gone too far


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