Poll of the Day > I feel dirty...(job stuff)

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IronBornCorps 10/22/20 4:04:40 PM #1:	I just applied to FOX news as a software developer. I need a job, but I kind of hope this one doesn't call me back. --- "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." - Oscar Wilde <cite>IronBornCorps posted [p:946164714] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>I just applied to FOX news as a software developer. I need a job, but I kind of hope this one doesn't call me back. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 10/22/20 4:05:00 PM #2:	Get the job and then sabotage them --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:946164736] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>Get the job and then sabotage them </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrndNhbrHdCEman 10/22/20 4:05:38 PM #3:	Jen0125 posted... Get the job and then sabotage them --- Official nosy neighbor and gossip https://imgur.com/uGKwGsK <cite>FrndNhbrHdCEman posted [p:946164763] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>Jen0125 posted... </cite> <quote>Get the job and then sabotage them</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronBornCorps 10/22/20 4:06:37 PM #4:	That was the only thing I could think to justify submitting the app. According to their requirements, I actually might be a good fit for the job. --- "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." - Oscar Wilde <cite>IronBornCorps posted [p:946164803] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>That was the only thing I could think to justify submitting the app. According to their requirements, I actually might be a good fit for the job. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FatalAccident 10/22/20 4:07:58 PM #5:	jobs a job homie --- walks away <cite>FatalAccident posted [p:946164867] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>jobs a job homie </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrndNhbrHdCEman 10/22/20 4:08:27 PM #6:	https://youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE --- Official nosy neighbor and gossip https://imgur.com/uGKwGsK <cite>FrndNhbrHdCEman posted [p:946164888] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thedeerzord 10/22/20 4:09:29 PM #7:	Take the job, but leak to other news outlets about its inner workings, shady dealings, etc. Try to take them down from the inside, and maybe you could save America in the long run, hopefully. Also, have a body cam on you at all times, so you record and potential assaults, racist insults, and other kinds of evidence that could take them down. Good luck and Godspeed --- Please pray for this GFaqs user:Jen0125. Shes like, so mean and hateful and stuff. <cite>thedeerzord posted [p:946164941] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>Take the job, but leak to other news outlets about its inner workings, shady dealings, etc. Try to take them down from the inside, and maybe you could save America in the long run, hopefully. Also, have a body cam on you at all times, so you record and potential assaults, racist insults, and other kinds of evidence that could take them down. Good luck and Godspeed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Persinian 10/22/20 4:10:21 PM #8:	Jen0125 posted... Get the job and then sabotage them That sounds unethical, also if she gets caught the consequences could be bad. --- It's not whether your win or lose but who you go home with after the game. <cite>Persinian posted [p:946164979] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>Jen0125 posted... </cite> <quote>Get the job and then sabotage them</quote> That sounds unethical, also if she gets caught the consequences could be bad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronBornCorps 10/22/20 4:10:42 PM #9:	I would sabotage as much as I could. Upon reading the description again. It's actually applying for the parent company FOX, and it looks like the opening is in FOX Sports...which is a little better. edit if I got to kick Tucker Carlson right in the dick. That would be worth the job. --- "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." - Oscar Wilde <cite>IronBornCorps posted [p:946164994] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>I would sabotage as much as I could. Upon reading the description again. It's actually applying for the parent company FOX, and it looks like the opening is in FOX Sports...which is a little better. edit if I got to kick Tucker Carlson right in the dick. That would be worth the job. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Persinian 10/22/20 4:12:04 PM #10:	thedeerzord posted... Take the job, but leak to other news outlets about the websites inner workings, shady dealings, etc. Try to take them down from the inside. That sounds like corporate espionage, I think that is very illegal. --- It's not whether your win or lose but who you go home with after the game. <cite>Persinian posted [p:946165033] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>thedeerzord posted... </cite> <quote>Take the job, but leak to other news outlets about the websites inner workings, shady dealings, etc. Try to take them down from the inside.</quote> That sounds like corporate espionage, I think that is very illegal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronBornCorps 10/22/20 4:13:36 PM #11:	Also, a friend of mine used to work there. He said he worked for Bill O'Riley, and made an app that was supposed to take questions and display it on a tablet for him for a speech or something. I guess the app didn't work right and the whole team was fired, because my friend said he was struggling during the speech to get the app to work, before discarding the tablet and having one of his aids ask him questions. --- "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." - Oscar Wilde <cite>IronBornCorps posted [p:946165095] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>Also, a friend of mine used to work there. He said he worked for Bill O'Riley, and made an app that was supposed to take questions and display it on a tablet for him for a speech or something. I guess the app didn't work right and the whole team was fired, because my friend said he was struggling during the speech to get the app to work, before discarding the tablet and having one of his aids ask him questions. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarefreeDude 10/22/20 4:17:29 PM #12:	I mean I used to work for amazon and Disney so I can't judge --- Switch Code: SW-5421-8761-9807 IGN: Chris Pokemon Home Friend Code: XSNF-XRED-EWDK 3DS:5112-3770-6561 <cite>CarefreeDude posted [p:946165261] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>I mean I used to work for amazon and Disney so I can't judge </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronBornCorps 10/22/20 4:19:10 PM #13:	CarefreeDude posted... I mean I used to work for amazon and Disney so I can't judge I feel it. Job is a job --- "A kiss makes your day but anal makes your whole week!" <cite>IronBornCorps posted [p:946165330] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>CarefreeDude posted... </cite> <quote>I mean I used to work for amazon and Disney so I can't judge</quote> I feel it. Job is a job </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thedeerzord 10/22/20 4:20:02 PM #14:	Persinian posted... That sounds like corporate espionage, I think that is very illegal. So? You could go down in history as the person who took down Fox News. You'll be a hero. --- Please pray for this GFaqs user:Jen0125. Shes like, so mean and hateful and stuff. <cite>thedeerzord posted [p:946165357] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>Persinian posted... </cite> <quote>That sounds like corporate espionage, I think that is very illegal.</quote>So? You could go down in history as the person who took down Fox News. You'll be a hero. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarefreeDude 10/22/20 4:21:30 PM #15:	Y'all don't actually think a single developer could bring down a massive corporate entity for more than a few minutes do you? --- Switch Code: SW-5421-8761-9807 IGN: Chris Pokemon Home Friend Code: XSNF-XRED-EWDK 3DS:5112-3770-6561 <cite>CarefreeDude posted [p:946165405] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>Y'all don't actually think a single developer could bring down a massive corporate entity for more than a few minutes do you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JigsawTDC 10/22/20 4:22:42 PM #16:	Persinian posted... That sounds unethical, also if she gets caught the consequences could be bad. Persinian posted... That sounds like corporate espionage, I think that is very illegal. Historically the law has rarely been aligned with ethics. <cite>JigsawTDC posted [p:946165460] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>Persinian posted... </cite> <quote>That sounds unethical, also if she gets caught the consequences could be bad.</quote> Persinian posted... </cite> <quote>That sounds like corporate espionage, I think that is very illegal.</quote> Historically the law has rarely been aligned with ethics. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarefreeDude 10/22/20 4:24:25 PM #17:	Also being a former disney dev, I worked with the fox devs a lot and their internal management structure will do more to harm them than anything else --- Switch Code: SW-5421-8761-9807 IGN: Chris Pokemon Home Friend Code: XSNF-XRED-EWDK 3DS:5112-3770-6561 <cite>CarefreeDude posted [p:946165549] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>Also being a former disney dev, I worked with the fox devs a lot and their internal management structure will do more to harm them than anything else </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronBornCorps 10/22/20 4:24:32 PM #18:	CarefreeDude posted... Y'all don't actually think a single developer could bring down a massive corporate entity for more than a few minutes do you? Maybe I'm a really good developer :)? No, I know I can't do that. Kicking Tucker Carlson in the genitals if he is ever in range though... Also, yay for internal management structure. --- "A kiss makes your day but anal makes your whole week!" <cite>IronBornCorps posted [p:946165557] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>CarefreeDude posted... </cite> <quote>Y'all don't actually think a single developer could bring down a massive corporate entity for more than a few minutes do you?</quote> Maybe I'm a really good developer :)? No, I know I can't do that. Kicking Tucker Carlson in the genitals if he is ever in range though... Also, yay for internal management structure. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarefreeDude 10/22/20 4:27:31 PM #19:	IronBornCorps posted... Maybe I'm a really good developer :)? No, I know I can't do that. Kicking Tucker Carlson in the genitals if he is ever in range though... Also, yay for internal management structure. You'd have to somehow gain access to their past versions of software and find a way to delete them in order to make any headway. Then somehow deleted the local copies of every other developer --- Switch Code: SW-5421-8761-9807 IGN: Chris Pokemon Home Friend Code: XSNF-XRED-EWDK 3DS:5112-3770-6561 <cite>CarefreeDude posted [p:946165693] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>IronBornCorps posted... </cite> <quote>Maybe I'm a really good developer :)? No, I know I can't do that. Kicking Tucker Carlson in the genitals if he is ever in range though... Also, yay for internal management structure.</quote> You'd have to somehow gain access to their past versions of software and find a way to delete them in order to make any headway. Then somehow deleted the local copies of every other developer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 10/22/20 4:29:16 PM #20:	I heard women that apply for jobs at fox news have to give blowjobs as part of the interview process. --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing." <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:946165777] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>I heard women that apply for jobs at fox news have to give blowjobs as part of the interview process. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronBornCorps 10/22/20 4:31:06 PM #21:	I remember at my old job, one of the Jrs. deleted the master branch, even then the app was still recovered and was back up in a few hours. Though that was from a local copy from another dev. --- "A kiss makes your day but anal makes your whole week!" <cite>IronBornCorps posted [p:946165840] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>I remember at my old job, one of the Jrs. deleted the master branch, even then the app was still recovered and was back up in a few hours. Though that was from a local copy from another dev. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrndNhbrHdCEman 10/22/20 4:36:57 PM #22:	IronBornCorps posted... if I got to kick Tucker Carlson right in the dick. That would be worth the job. If ya got to do this Id be so jealous. --- Official nosy neighbor and gossip https://imgur.com/uGKwGsK <cite>FrndNhbrHdCEman posted [p:946166063] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>IronBornCorps posted... </cite> <quote>if I got to kick Tucker Carlson right in the dick. That would be worth the job.</quote>If ya got to do this Id be so jealous. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wanded 10/22/20 4:37:34 PM #23:	fox is leftist propaganda nowdays anyway --- Puss in Boots was a good movie and it deserves more recognition <cite>Wanded posted [p:946166087] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>fox is leftist propaganda nowdays anyway </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarefreeDude 10/22/20 4:38:57 PM #24:	Honestly you'd do a better job of making a mess there by secretly taking execs having sex with you and saying it was abuse of power --- Switch Code: SW-5421-8761-9807 IGN: Chris Pokemon Home Friend Code: XSNF-XRED-EWDK 3DS:5112-3770-6561 <cite>CarefreeDude posted [p:946166128] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>Honestly you'd do a better job of making a mess there by secretly taking execs having sex with you and saying it was abuse of power </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronBornCorps 10/22/20 4:41:19 PM #25:	CarefreeDude posted... Honestly you'd do a better job of making a mess there by secretly taking execs having sex with you and saying it was abuse of power I could do this anywhere though couldn't I? Wanded posted... fox is leftist propaganda nowdays anyway lolwut? --- "A kiss makes your day but anal makes your whole week!" <cite>IronBornCorps posted [p:946166216] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>CarefreeDude posted... </cite> <quote>Honestly you'd do a better job of making a mess there by secretly taking execs having sex with you and saying it was abuse of power</quote> I could do this anywhere though couldn't I? Wanded posted... </cite> <quote>fox is leftist propaganda nowdays anyway</quote> lolwut? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 10/22/20 4:49:40 PM #26:	CarefreeDude posted... Y'all don't actually think a single developer could bring down a massive corporate entity for more than a few minutes do you? Just divide something by zero. Fox News is now hacked. --- why am I even here <cite>Yellow posted [p:946166583] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>CarefreeDude posted... </cite> <quote>Y'all don't actually think a single developer could bring down a massive corporate entity for more than a few minutes do you?</quote>Just divide something by zero. Fox News is now hacked. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 10/22/20 6:23:36 PM #27:	Wanded posted... fox is leftist propaganda nowdays anyway Why are you the way you are? <cite>Cacciato posted [p:946170241] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>Wanded posted... </cite> <quote>fox is leftist propaganda nowdays anyway</quote>Why are you the way you are? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JOExHIGASHI 10/22/20 6:29:58 PM #28:	Take the job and make lots of money --- Next Xbox will be named Xbox1 2 <cite>JOExHIGASHI posted [p:946170499] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>Take the job and make lots of money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FatalAccident 10/22/20 7:24:27 PM #29:	Wanded posted... fox is leftist propaganda nowdays anyway So is that Disney trailer u posted @Wanded --- walks away <cite>FatalAccident posted [p:946172724] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>Wanded posted... </cite> <quote>fox is leftist propaganda nowdays anyway</quote>So is that Disney trailer u posted @Wanded </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wanded 10/22/20 7:26:16 PM #30:	FatalAccident posted... So is that Disney trailer u posted @Wanded nah --- Puss in Boots was a good movie and it deserves more recognition <cite>Wanded posted [p:946172783] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>FatalAccident posted... </cite> <quote>So is that Disney trailer u posted @Wanded</quote>nah </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FatalAccident 10/23/20 9:01:42 AM #31:	Wanded posted... nah When wil u admit to being a lefty shill --- walks away <cite>FatalAccident posted [p:946194804] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>Wanded posted... </cite> <quote>nah</quote>When wil u admit to being a lefty shill </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BeerOnTap 10/23/20 10:10:36 AM #32:	Unlike the other outlets Fox News makes room for folks from the other side of the aisle. Yes, their bread and butter are conservative anchors. Yes the network leans conservative in general. But they have folks like Juan Williams, Donna Brazil, and Chris Wallace prominently featured in prime time. <cite>BeerOnTap posted [p:946196616] in I feel dir... [t:79056342]...</cite> <quote>Unlike the other outlets Fox News makes room for folks from the other side of the aisle. Yes, their bread and butter are conservative anchors. Yes the network leans conservative in general. But they have folks like Juan Williams, Donna Brazil, and Chris Wallace prominently featured in prime time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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