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Full Throttle
10/22/20 1:55:56 AM
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Do you think he has what it takes to be a congressman?


He finally released a "written' statement and responses to the media on his run for District 13 in Florida and why YOU should vote for him...and it's VERY LONG!!

His biggest reason for running? because he has SPECTACTULAR POLITICAL INSTINCTS and has read over 500 BOOKS to learn about politics..

His best experience? Having Multiple #1 ranks in the world in GAMING

Why should they vote for him? Because he will actually work with TRUMP should he win again and defund sanctuary cities and stop big tech censorship and overhaul immigration as well as INCREASE funding to POLICE!!

He also mentions something about Sons of Liberty and George Washington

If you actually want to read this loong statement on why you as a voter should vote for him, by all means.

I'm sorry but why did they release this photo to go along with it?

https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/national/election-2020/election-2020-candidate-profiles/jacob-daniel-curnow-us-house-of-representatives-district-13

https://i.imgur.com/SS1Yv4a.png

https://i.imgur.com/U8CAnTL.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/WjnQGWv.jpg
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Irony
10/22/20 1:56:45 AM
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Change your face holy shit

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kingdrake2
10/22/20 1:59:13 AM
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is he on gamefaqs? gotta tell him that.

Irony posted...
Change your face holy shit

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DepreceV2
10/22/20 2:00:17 AM
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Ugh. This guy... Fuck no. He will fail miserably. He is already a constant train wreck

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pegusus123456
10/22/20 2:08:59 AM
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Duckbear, how did you not highlight the fact that one of his main goals is to get his district's sheriff to prioritize solving the murder of Tupac?

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MabusIncarnate
10/22/20 2:15:06 AM
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Imagine letting him kiss your baby, kid would be traumatized for life.

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Irony
10/22/20 2:15:43 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Imagine letting him kiss your baby, kid would be traumatized for life.
https://youtu.be/AMOCWAtN1bM

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ShineboxPhil
10/22/20 2:17:37 AM
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that face has serial killer written all over it.

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WingsOfGood
10/22/20 2:18:53 AM
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Since he is a gamefaqs user, negative comments are flaming.

Obey the rules pls
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Cornhuskers
10/22/20 2:19:08 AM
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Anna Paulina Luna is the nominee. She's a Republican.

Derp.
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Irony
10/22/20 2:19:18 AM
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WingsOfGood posted...
Since he is a gamefaqs user, negative comments are flaming.

Obey the rules pls
What's his username

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Cornhuskers
10/22/20 2:20:40 AM
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Summon
@INTERWEBUSER
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theiwantsong
10/22/20 2:23:21 AM
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"-Multiple #1 Ranks in the World and multiple world records for gaming at a competitive level."

I simply do not believe him.
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MabusIncarnate
10/22/20 2:27:02 AM
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theiwantsong posted...
"-Multiple #1 Ranks in the World and multiple world records for gaming at a competitive level."

I simply do not believe him.
A quick Google came up with this

Alleged World Records

Jacob insists that he has world records. This is absolutely incorrect. As of Oct 22, 1:25 AM, 2020 he has none.

Jacob has links on a video game leaderboard that cannot be verified or substantiated. Jacob submitted entries to Guinness World Records and was denied for this reason. A world record is defined by being able to be independently verified. As Jacob's "accomplishments" are unable to be independently verified, it is incorrect for him to claim them as world records.

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Endgame
10/22/20 2:44:51 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Imagine letting him kiss your baby

Yeah..... can we just let the whole politicians kissing babies thing die already? It was never not creepy.
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Siaperaz
10/22/20 2:49:07 AM
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If AOC can do it, the he can do it too.

Let's go Gamefaqs User!

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Strider102
10/22/20 2:56:40 AM
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He should show off his hundreds of copys of GameFAQs posts he printed out.

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JE19426
10/22/20 3:00:23 AM
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Cornhuskers posted...
Anna Paulina Luna is the nominee. She's a Republican.

Derp.

Jacob Curnow is running as a write-in candidate. Seems like it's a good way to split the vote, if he had any chance to get votes.
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Ranlom
10/22/20 3:03:48 AM
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https://youtu.be/VqryA_AwKtU

His priorities are in order. He's got my vote!

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MacadamianNut3
10/22/20 3:11:41 AM
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Didn't read any posts in this topic but that dude looks like a serial killer

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Crazymaori
10/22/20 3:14:40 AM
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Why do I recognise that name? Username escapes me.

Ranlom posted...
https://youtu.be/VqryA_AwKtU

His priorities are in order. He's got my vote!
holy shit. its been a while eh
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Frosted_Midna
10/22/20 4:48:37 AM
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He will fail.

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TwoDoorPC
10/22/20 4:58:54 AM
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briefly checking the video, this man is the definition of unhinged and having his priorities in the wrong order

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Turbam
10/22/20 5:09:13 AM
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Is this the guy that made an alt account pretending to be his mom so people would stop picking on him?

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TheSavageDragon
10/22/20 5:14:24 AM
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Turbam posted...
Is this the guy that made an alt account pretending to be his mom so people would stop picking on him?

Yup and he copied his main's sig saying he's the greatest gamer ever to that alt.
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MrMallard
10/22/20 5:18:56 AM
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@INTERWEBUSER

caps

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MrMallard
10/22/20 5:20:21 AM
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Also, reminder that he got 0% of the votes in his district. A woman who dropped out of the election got more votes than he did.

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Strider102
10/22/20 5:21:27 AM
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I, for one, can't wait to see his youtube video about this topic complete with his printed pages of every post in this topic.

We're going to be famous.

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MrMallard
10/22/20 5:23:55 AM
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Strider102 posted...
I, for one, can't wait to see his youtube video about this topic complete with his printed pages of every post in this topic.

We're going to be famous.

Well, if that's going to be the case:

Give it up boyo, you'll never get to feel the strong, sensual embrace of a Secret Service member as he whisks you away from danger. It doesn't matter how hard you try, it'll never happen.

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The_Creep_2020
10/22/20 5:25:45 AM
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Holy shit, is he that greasy naturally or does he use oils?

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ZevLoveDOOM
10/22/20 5:26:54 AM
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fedora and neckbeard are missing...

DISQUALIFIED!!
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SpoiltTrouser
10/22/20 6:53:01 AM
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looks like a serial killer/paedophile

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DeadBankerDream
10/22/20 6:55:12 AM
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I can't remember, is it Deupd?
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Alpha218
10/22/20 9:01:06 AM
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They reached out to the guy who got 0 votes in the GOP primary? Why?

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Vicious_Dios
10/22/20 9:04:23 AM
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Full Throttle posted...
Why should they vote for him? Because he will actually work with TRUMP should he win again and defund sanctuary cities and stop big tech censorship and overhaul immigration as well as INCREASE funding to POLICE!!

Huh, I'm liking these policies already, but I live in Texas.. so

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Shablagoo
10/22/20 9:07:02 AM
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https://youtu.be/p0mVLPViGRI

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NeoBowser
10/22/20 9:10:18 AM
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this emoji

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Will_VIIII
10/22/20 9:17:28 AM
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He has burnt ramen for hair.

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Alucard188
10/22/20 9:19:42 AM
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He reminds me of The Joker.

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TheSavageDragon
10/22/20 10:04:11 AM
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Alucard188 posted...
He reminds me of The Joker.

It's like the Joker and Bruce Campbell from that furniture laughing scene in Evil Dead 2 had a child
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SmidgeIsntBack
10/22/20 10:30:09 AM
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Some parts of the article I enjoyed:

-I would attempt to acquire federal funding for scientific breakthroughs that would be able to physically regenerate full limbs, whereas this technology would be used to repair and heal United States serviceman who have lost limbs serving this great nation.

-I would also be interested in working with the Sheriff's Department that handled the death of internationally famous rapper Tupac Shakur.

1) Partnering with American law enforcement, the United States Armed Forces, Border Patrol, ICE, and Mexican intelligence and/or government personnel in order to detect, then potentially deconstruct, any and all tunnels that connect Central America to the United States, provided that said deconstructions are subject to all local, state, National and international law. Some of these tunnels may need located with the use of very sophisticated scientific equipment that I am already aware of, but even more importantly, these tunnels are allegedly used for human trafficking and expansion of the drug trade coming from Central America.

Based on data that I have collected from the highest levels of the United States government, down to chatting with many Latino locals in District 13, Mexican President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador is a stand up guy that the Mexican drug trade isn't too thrilled about.

In government, I would operate as a pragmatic republican, very often solving issues quite easily through basic common sense.

So I think that the United States government actually handled the Covid-19 pandemic about as well as it could have handled a surprise asteroid strike on US soil.

The President of the United States is 74 years old and recovered from Covid-19 pretty easily

"There is not a better candidate in this race that is better for African-Americans than Jake Curnow. I'd even take it a step further and state that there may not be a better Congressional candidate in the United States, at the House or the Senate level, that is better for African American's than Jake Curnow."

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BeyondWalls
10/22/20 10:49:09 AM
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Ugh. This guy. Isnt he a Mortal Kombat player? Or is it Street Fighter? Its some fighting game. I think I remember some shit about him rage quitting a lot to protect his win/loss ratio or something. I dont know. Start tagging people from the Politics board. They know all about him.

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TheSavageDragon
10/22/20 10:53:16 AM
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BeyondWalls posted...
Ugh. This guy. Isnt he a Mortal Kombat player? Or is it Street Fighter? Its some fighting game. I think I remember some shit about him rage quitting a lot to protect his win/loss ratio or something. I dont know. Start tagging people from the Politics board. They know all about him.

It's the 1st Injustice game. I only learned of him when someone asked what the most laughable and infamous users here are. Someone else posted a bunch of topics from the Politics and Injustice board. I had an hour's worth of reading and laughter
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BeyondWalls
10/22/20 6:10:14 PM
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What was the deal with his Injustice leaderboard score? What was the story behind that?

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InhumaneRaider
10/22/20 6:12:16 PM
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Don't they know this dude is a massive racist, psychopath?

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NES4EVER
10/22/20 6:12:49 PM
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Dude didn't even vote for himself in the primary

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s0nicfan
10/22/20 6:22:45 PM
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500 books? Is he a Sunhawk alt?

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SwordMaster13X
10/22/20 11:52:51 PM
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NES4EVER posted...
Dude didn't even vote for himself in the primary

damn I didnt realize that. Did he forget to vote?

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MMA-SAN
10/23/20 2:54:30 AM
#49:


Just visit the link and click the play button under the "listen to this article" option. Just let that audio run in the background while you continue doing whatever it is that you do...

https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/national/election-2020/election-2020-candidate-profiles/jacob-daniel-curnow-us-house-of-representatives-district-13
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SBAllen
10/23/20 2:10:05 PM
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https://youtu.be/5oN2YIehmFs

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