Current Events > Suddenly, your conscience went back to 1992 and now you are Trump with knowledge

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SaltyDogGum
10/17/20 5:06:53 PM
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Of the future and his current knowledge. The Trump of that time is gone. Now you are Trump. What do you do?

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Unleash the Kraken
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Blue_Inigo
10/17/20 5:07:18 PM
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Give away all my fortunes to minorities

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"This is your last dance."
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VitalGetPrank
10/17/20 5:08:38 PM
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End up dead because at this point I'm knee deep in the Russian mafia and I wouldn't know the first thing about money laundering.

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DigitalCamera
10/17/20 5:10:33 PM
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Keep the timeline intact.

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No stupid film for me.
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BeyondWalls
10/17/20 5:11:39 PM
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DigitalCamera posted...
Keep the timeline intact.
What the hell for?
Its time to 7-Days this shit.

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Esrac
10/17/20 5:14:30 PM
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My conscience?

I dunno, tell him to be a little more honest?
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AlisLandale
10/17/20 5:21:10 PM
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Hit the gym. Go on a diet. Let the production studio behind Home Alone 2 film in Trump Tower without demanding a cameo.

Use my money to hire a bunch of ex-military who wont ask questions. Assign them to board certain flights at certain times on certain dates, and to fuck up the 9/11 terrorists when they pull their shit.

Commission SEGA to fully translate, localize, and then port all three parts of Shining Force on Sega Saturn to PC.

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NeonOctopus
10/17/20 5:33:02 PM
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Fuck mad models while grabbing them by the pussy, dodge taxes, then run for president!

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Damn_Underscore
10/17/20 5:40:28 PM
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Retire and live the rich life with no one bothering me

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Shenmue II = best game of all time
Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time
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Antbregante
10/17/20 5:49:11 PM
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First thing I do is shave my head. After that I'll just take things one day at a time knowing the world would be a better place with me being in place of the original Trump.

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www.thebookofpdr.com. My friends site with bizarre web comics and a strange blog about the weird thoughts going on inside his head.
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3PiesAndAFork
10/17/20 5:58:54 PM
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Run my businesses well. Donate profits to help charitable causes. Send Jr and Eric to join the military. Pay my debts. Hit the gym.

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"I could care less" means you care right now.
The proper phrase is "I couldn't care less."
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Questionmarktarius
10/17/20 6:00:34 PM
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which wife would that be?
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InotiumBomb
10/17/20 6:43:38 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
which wife would that be?

last year with Ivana in 1992 then with Marla in 1993. You'd be Tiffany's dad.
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