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UnfairRepresent
10/16/20 6:37:07 PM
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You're doing something illegal one day when your good friend comes up to you and says

"Oh hey! I'm glad I ran into you, i can finally introduce you to you my girlfriend I've been telling you all about, it's getting pretty serious, she's going to move in with me. Hey! Makoto! Come over here! Come meet my friend! This is Makoto and this is her dog Chips."

Your casual amusement fades into concern as you realize Makoto and her dog are both cops. And they are heading right towards you.

https://i.imgur.com/gXJYcsr.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?
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VonOrdelia
10/16/20 6:37:38 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
What do you do?
Her

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Laserion
10/16/20 6:39:44 PM
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Will she notice that I'm playing Kabuki Quantum Fighter on a PC when it should be a NES?
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Questionmarktarius
10/16/20 6:42:06 PM
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All these mattress tags actually belong to someone else. I have no idea how they got there.
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ex2wing
10/16/20 6:42:58 PM
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ArianaGrandSlam posted...
I cum on the spot cause she's hot and dangerous
Then she'd arrest you for public indecency

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Doe
10/16/20 6:44:42 PM
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garan
10/16/20 6:44:54 PM
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I pet the German Shepherd-- those are great, smart, fun dogs.
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monkmith
10/16/20 6:46:51 PM
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Taarsidath-an halsaam.
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Offworlder1
10/16/20 6:52:30 PM
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I offer to give her a few magazines if she wants them for her duty weapon.

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UnfairRepresent
10/16/20 7:17:31 PM
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ArianaGrandSlam posted...
I cum on the spot cause she's hot and dangerous

You cum just from looking at hot girls?
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BarbaricAvatar
10/16/20 7:19:49 PM
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I greet the dog and then after some time acknowledge the woman.
I doubt either of them will really care that i'm playing downloaded ROM's on a GBA

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BloodMoon7
10/17/20 12:10:49 AM
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In retrospect, he should've known better than to introduce her to a literal supervillain. She is now fused with her dog.

On the plus side, she has dog powers now. That might come in handy catching the villai...

Oh wait. Run!

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UnfairRepresent
10/17/20 3:26:35 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
In retrospect, he should've known better than to introduce her to a literal supervillain. She is now fused with her dog.

On the plus side, she has dog powers now. That might come in handy catching the villai...

Oh wait. Run!

Dog Girl does sound like a Japanese superhero
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