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YellowSUV 10/12/20 8:18:19 PM #53:	"Never thought I'd be fucking an elf!" "How about fucking a friend." "Aye. I could do that." --- We all live in a Yellow SUV! a Yellow SUV! <cite>YellowSUV posted [p:945784202] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>"Never thought I'd be fucking an elf!" "How about fucking a friend." "Aye. I could do that." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 10/12/20 8:19:06 PM #54:	YellowSUV posted... "Never thought I'd be fucking an elf!" "How about fucking a friend." "Aye. I could do that." Lol --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:945784232] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>YellowSUV posted... </cite> <quote>"Never thought I'd be fucking an elf!" "How about fucking a friend." "Aye. I could do that."</quote> Lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ghirahim 10/12/20 8:19:15 PM #55:	Strider102 posted... Instead of The Battle of Helm's Deep it'll be The Battle of Ball's Deep. ha --- I do prefer Lord Ghirahim. <cite>Ghirahim posted [p:945784244] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Strider102 posted... </cite> <quote>Instead of The Battle of Helm's Deep it'll be The Battle of Ball's Deep.</quote> ha </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DD Divine 10/12/20 8:19:21 PM #56:	Irony posted... Hobbits on normal people? Dont tempt me with a good time. Rosie Cotton was fine --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. <cite>DD Divine posted [p:945784250] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite> <quote>Hobbits on normal people?</quote>Dont tempt me with a good time. Rosie Cotton was fine </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ghirahim 10/12/20 8:20:01 PM #57:	DD Divine posted... Dont tempt me with a good time. Rosie Cotton was fine Rosie Palms ain't bad either --- I do prefer Lord Ghirahim. <cite>Ghirahim posted [p:945784280] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>DD Divine posted... </cite> <quote>Dont tempt me with a good time. Rosie Cotton was fine</quote> Rosie Palms ain't bad either </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 10/12/20 8:20:51 PM #58:	"We will do anything for the precious" "....anything?" --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:945784306] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>"We will do anything for the precious" "....anything?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solution_45 10/12/20 8:49:18 PM #59:	Yes bring on the big booty female orcs <cite>Solution_45 posted [p:945785393] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Yes bring on the big booty female orcs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 10/12/20 8:51:11 PM #60:	Imagine the scenes with the giant spider. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:945785482] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Imagine the scenes with the giant spider. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 10/12/20 8:53:02 PM #61:	Strider102 posted... Imagine the scenes with the giant spider. Maybe this was why they gave her tits in Shadow or War --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:945785560] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Strider102 posted... </cite> <quote>Imagine the scenes with the giant spider.</quote> Maybe this was why they gave her tits in Shadow or War </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 10/12/20 8:54:34 PM #62:	Strider102 posted... Imagine the scenes with the giant spider. Don't ever play Shadow of War! --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:945785620] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Strider102 posted... </cite> <quote>Imagine the scenes with the giant spider.</quote>Don't ever play Shadow of War! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 10/12/20 8:56:05 PM #64:	Darmik posted... Maybe this was why they gave her tits in Shadow or War Sam gonna "stab" her while she's spraying Frodo with her sticky webbing. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:945785678] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Darmik posted... </cite> <quote>Maybe this was why they gave her tits in Shadow or War</quote> Sam gonna "stab" her while she's spraying Frodo with her sticky webbing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TendoDRM 10/12/20 8:56:15 PM #65:	Anything to make LOTR interesting. --- Cel Damage! Tonight at 8:00! <cite>TendoDRM posted [p:945785686] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Anything to make LOTR interesting. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kami_no_Kami 10/12/20 9:04:08 PM #66:	Ivynn posted... Will we see Ent dong Aw yeah girl. Varnish my branch with your knothole Im about to finish! <cite>Kami_no_Kami posted [p:945785988] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Ivynn posted... </cite> <quote>Will we see Ent dong</quote>Aw yeah girl. Varnish my branch with your knothole Im about to finish! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
untrustful 10/12/20 9:08:25 PM #67:	"We'll GoT LotR except do it better and makes a lot of money."~Amazon --- My Mario Maker Levels https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/profile/untrustful?type=posted <cite>untrustful posted [p:945786124] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>"We'll GoT LotR except do it better and makes a lot of money."~Amazon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yutterh 10/12/20 9:10:19 PM #68:	Strider102 posted... This is how Lord of the G-String can be implemented into the lore. That shit was hilarious, especially the random lemonade stand guerilla. --- MICHALECOLE is the greatest poster of all time I have literally watched him bang my mom before <cite>yutterh posted [p:945786196] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Strider102 posted... </cite> <quote>This is how Lord of the G-String can be implemented into the lore.</quote> That shit was hilarious, especially the random lemonade stand guerilla. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Seaman_Prime 10/12/20 9:16:40 PM #69:	I was gonna say thats fucking stupid but it seems like its worth it for all these jokes lol. <cite>Seaman_Prime posted [p:945786429] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>I was gonna say thats fucking stupid but it seems like its worth it for all these jokes lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
garan 10/12/20 9:18:43 PM #70:	I don't trust Amazon to do the series justice anyway, so there might as well be some elf boobies. <cite>garan posted [p:945786507] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>I don't trust Amazon to do the series justice anyway, so there might as well be some elf boobies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman 10/12/20 9:33:48 PM #71:	From what Ive heard, it has a fair bit of potential to massively suck. Not to mention, their source material is pretty vague so they can run with a lot of random ideas. Which, in todays premium tv, can spell catastrophe. Probably their only positive is that they have a likely unlimited budget. But that doesnt really mean much, tbh. And I read LOTR as a kid and adore the movies so Id like this to work out. --- Fervent appearing <cite>masticatingman posted [p:945787095] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>From what Ive heard, it has a fair bit of potential to massively suck. Not to mention, their source material is pretty vague so they can run with a lot of random ideas. Which, in todays premium tv, can spell catastrophe. Probably their only positive is that they have a likely unlimited budget. But that doesnt really mean much, tbh. And I read LOTR as a kid and adore the movies so Id like this to work out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YellowSUV 10/12/20 10:01:42 PM #72:	Seaman_Prime posted... I was gonna say thats fucking stupid but it seems like its worth it for all these jokes lol. Yeah, normally when things like this happen you get one or two jokes, but this whole topic is full of great jokes. --- We all live in a Yellow SUV! a Yellow SUV! <cite>YellowSUV posted [p:945788149] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Seaman_Prime posted... </cite> <quote>I was gonna say thats fucking stupid but it seems like its worth it for all these jokes lol.</quote> Yeah, normally when things like this happen you get one or two jokes, but this whole topic is full of great jokes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Frizzurd 10/12/20 10:02:59 PM #73:	Who asked for this? --- Super Mario Maker 2: Cauca Ape JVC-2R6-4QG <cite>Frizzurd posted [p:945788196] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Who asked for this? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Poop2 10/12/20 10:06:52 PM #74:	YellowSUV posted... "Never thought I'd be fucking an elf!" "How about fucking a friend." "Aye. I could do that." <cite>Poop2 posted [p:945788350] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>YellowSUV posted... </cite> <quote>"Never thought I'd be fucking an elf!" "How about fucking a friend." "Aye. I could do that."</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Poop2 10/12/20 10:07:26 PM #75:	"One does not simply enter the Backdoor" <cite>Poop2 posted [p:945788370] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>"One does not simply enter the Backdoor" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solution_45 10/12/20 10:07:29 PM #76:	Frizzurd posted... Who asked for this? Men and women of culture <cite>Solution_45 posted [p:945788375] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Frizzurd posted... </cite> <quote>Who asked for this?</quote> Men and women of culture </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 10/12/20 10:10:24 PM #77:	"I'll be dead before I have my cheeks clapped by an Elf!!!" --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:945788466] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>"I'll be dead before I have my cheeks clapped by an Elf!!!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 10/12/20 10:11:31 PM #78:	Kinda expecting this series to either be complete shit or some how amazing. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:945788505] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Kinda expecting this series to either be complete shit or some how amazing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 10/12/20 10:13:46 PM #79:	"Pippin, what are you doing?" "I just want to touch it, one last time." "Pippin!!!" --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:945788571] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>"Pippin, what are you doing?" "I just want to touch it, one last time." "Pippin!!!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coh 10/12/20 10:14:12 PM #80:	Tolkien's rolling in his grave <cite>coh posted [p:945788588] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Tolkien's rolling in his grave </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solution_45 10/12/20 10:16:49 PM #81:	"a Wizard is never late, nor is he early. He cums precisely when he means to" <cite>Solution_45 posted [p:945788681] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>"a Wizard is never late, nor is he early. He cums precisely when he means to" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3PiesAndAFork 10/12/20 10:22:54 PM #82:	coh posted... Tolkien's rolling in his grave Trying to get a good peak at dem Galadriel titties --- "I could care less" means you care right now. The proper phrase is "I couldn't care less." <cite>3PiesAndAFork posted [p:945788871] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>coh posted... </cite> <quote>Tolkien's rolling in his grave</quote>Trying to get a good peak at dem Galadriel titties </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 10/12/20 10:30:59 PM #83:	Elves X Human Dwarves X Hobbit Wizards X their hand <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:945789151] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Elves X Human Dwarves X Hobbit Wizards X their hand </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 10/12/20 11:19:52 PM #84:	You shall not pass! But you may show ass! --- If reading my posts gives you an erection lasting longer than four hours, you're welcome. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:945790871] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>You shall not pass! But you may show ass!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 10/12/20 11:20:39 PM #85:	This topic got weird --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:945790906] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>This topic got weird </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Phynaster 10/12/20 11:22:46 PM #86:	Thanks I hate it. --- Rebel <cite>Phynaster posted [p:945790983] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Thanks I hate it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AngelsNAirwav3s 10/12/20 11:33:31 PM #87:	This is probably just gonna be a shitty Game of Thrones rip off --- Hello world! <cite>AngelsNAirwav3s posted [p:945791330] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>This is probably just gonna be a shitty Game of Thrones rip off </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IShall_Run_Amok 10/12/20 11:47:32 PM #88:	They've taken the hobbits ... ;) --- damn I thought I was just making a diarrhea joke I didn't think it would get dark <cite>IShall_Run_Amok posted [p:945791815] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>They've taken the hobbits ... ;) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Frizzurd 10/13/20 10:01:01 AM #89:	I hope the Tolkien estate throws a bitch fit. --- Super Mario Maker 2: Cauca Ape JVC-2R6-4QG <cite>Frizzurd posted [p:945801763] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>I hope the Tolkien estate throws a bitch fit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CoolMaskGuy 10/13/20 11:31:08 AM #90:	Phynaster posted... Thanks I hate it. <cite>CoolMaskGuy posted [p:945804381] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Phynaster posted... </cite> <quote>Thanks I hate it.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
southcoast09 10/13/20 11:44:32 AM #91:	This is the problem with modern film. This is not necessary, nobody asked for it, and it makes people uncomfortable. Its partially why I havent been to a movie theater in close to ten years and typically dont watch movies past 2010 unless I know theyre not basically pornographic. Cant watch it with my family because that would be awkward. Cant watch it on a date because the girl would think I was trying to be too forward. Cant watch it in an apartment because the random sex scenes (which are much louder than the voices) play through your neighbors walls and they think youre watching porn. Why can we not just put a stop to this? If I want to see two people having sex, I have the internet. <cite>southcoast09 posted [p:945804819] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>This is the problem with modern film. This is not necessary, nobody asked for it, and it makes people uncomfortable. Its partially why I havent been to a movie theater in close to ten years and typically dont watch movies past 2010 unless I know theyre not basically pornographic. Cant watch it with my family because that would be awkward. Cant watch it on a date because the girl would think I was trying to be too forward. Cant watch it in an apartment because the random sex scenes (which are much louder than the voices) play through your neighbors walls and they think youre watching porn. Why can we not just put a stop to this? If I want to see two people having sex, I have the internet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 10/13/20 11:45:45 AM #92:	No surprise really. Hard R ahows are working for them. --- Occam's razor: The simplest solution (answer) is most likely the right one <cite>creativerealms posted [p:945804860] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>No surprise really. Hard R ahows are working for them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Buu_88 10/15/20 3:03:59 AM #93:	I hope to see an interracial scene because an orc and a goblin --- Rehab is for quitters. <cite>Buu_88 posted [p:945873196] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>I hope to see an interracial scene because an orc and a goblin </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fhqwhgads 10/15/20 3:04:41 AM #94:	Disappointing --- Everybody to the Limit you can't bxzwlads the fhqwhgads~spudger <cite>fhqwhgads posted [p:945873207] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Disappointing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
scar the 1 10/15/20 3:26:44 AM #95:	I always knew this would be a shit show and this just cements my intention to not pay for this --- Stop being so aggressively argumentative for no reason. - UnfairRepresent <cite>scar the 1 posted [p:945873509] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>I always knew this would be a shit show and this just cements my intention to not pay for this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 10/15/20 3:30:11 AM #96:	Frizzurd posted... I hope the Tolkien estate throws a bitch fit. Amazon buried them in more money than most people could ever hope to see in their lives. --- If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:945873551] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Frizzurd posted... </cite> <quote>I hope the Tolkien estate throws a bitch fit.</quote>Amazon buried them in more money than most people could ever hope to see in their lives. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 10/15/20 10:13:17 AM #97:	008Zulu posted... Amazon buried them in more money than most people could ever hope to see in their lives. John and Chris are both gone, meaning it's the grandkids happily milking it into dust. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:945879770] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>008Zulu posted... </cite> <quote>Amazon buried them in more money than most people could ever hope to see in their lives.</quote>John and Chris are both gone, meaning it's the grandkids happily milking it into dust. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IShall_Run_Amok 10/15/20 10:25:19 AM #98:	southcoast09 posted... This is the problem with modern film. Isn't this a TV show? --- damn I thought I was just making a diarrhea joke I didn't think it would get dark <cite>IShall_Run_Amok posted [p:945880119] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>southcoast09 posted... </cite> <quote>This is the problem with modern film. </quote>Isn't this a TV show? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 10/15/20 10:38:17 AM #99:	absolutely unnecessary even if it might mean naked elf women --- https://imgur.com/A0TAfek <cite>TheMikh posted [p:945880536] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>absolutely unnecessary even if it might mean naked elf women </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
radical rhino 10/15/20 10:39:14 AM #100:	Youre producing a fantasy tv show? Better copy Game of Thrones as much as possible because TV executives dont know any other way to make money than to copy what was recently successful. --- .____ [____]===0 . . . . Ye olde beating stick. <cite>radical rhino posted [p:945880563] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Youre producing a fantasy tv show? Better copy Game of Thrones as much as possible because TV executives dont know any other way to make money than to copy what was recently successful. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 10/15/20 10:41:15 AM #102:	radical rhino posted... Better copy Game of Thrones as much as possible because TV executives dont know any other way to make money than to copy what was recently successful. Silmarillion is naughty enough in parts to make this a decent "may as well" case. At the very least, we had better get prettyboy-Sauron and Tom Bombadil out of this. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:945880632] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>radical rhino posted... </cite> <quote>Better copy Game of Thrones as much as possible because TV executives dont know any other way to make money than to copy what was recently successful.</quote>Silmarillion is naughty enough in parts to make this a decent "may as well" case. At the very least, we had better get prettyboy-Sauron and Tom Bombadil out of this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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