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AmericaTheBrave 10/12/20 7:40:05 PM #1:	https://www.theonering.net/torwp/2020/10/06/108573-sex-sensibility-amazons-nude-take-on-tolkien/ Um...thoughts? --- https://imgur.com/Asq1ds6 <cite>AmericaTheBrave posted [p:945782768] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>https://www.theonering.net/torwp/2020/10/06/108573-sex-sensibility-amazons-nude-take-on-tolkien/ Um...thoughts? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 10/12/20 7:41:01 PM #2:	Hobbits on normal people? --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:945782800] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Hobbits on normal people? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kuwab0 10/12/20 7:41:05 PM #3:	Hot sexy Orc action --- https://imgur.com/QfpP05s https://imgur.com/vdnZ1o6 https://imgur.com/zTgf822 <cite>kuwab0 posted [p:945782804] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Hot sexy Orc action </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 10/12/20 7:41:37 PM #5:	Orc x Elves --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:945782834] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Orc x Elves </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 10/12/20 7:41:58 PM #6:	"orcs forcing themselves on hobbits during a raid scene on a village" coming right up --- i'm Trent B and i get respect your cash and your jewelry is what i expect <cite>The Trent posted [p:945782850] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>"orcs forcing themselves on hobbits during a raid scene on a village" coming right up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FursonaNonGrata 10/12/20 7:42:05 PM #7:	big ole dragon dinkers --- I fought the Mods and I won ~The Outlaw Country of Posting~ <cite>FursonaNonGrata posted [p:945782855] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>big ole dragon dinkers </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CommonJoe 10/12/20 7:42:11 PM #8:	Making the Gandalf x Sauron meme canon? I can dig it --- I dream of a society where I would be guillotined as a conservative. https://youtu.be/NkRkuI0ZgX0 <cite>CommonJoe posted [p:945782859] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Making the Gandalf x Sauron meme canon? I can dig it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StarDestroyer 10/12/20 7:42:27 PM #9:	......... <cite>StarDestroyer posted [p:945782869] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>......... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 10/12/20 7:43:52 PM #10:	Imagine the scene after Sam gives Frodo "god please clap my cheeks" eyes. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:945782926] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Imagine the scene after Sam gives Frodo "god please clap my cheeks" eyes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 10/12/20 7:44:04 PM #11:	I dont know much about that series but if features aragorn and arwen itll clearly be aragorn and arwen moreso than anyone else. --- "Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:945782933] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>I dont know much about that series but if features aragorn and arwen itll clearly be aragorn and arwen moreso than anyone else. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Beveren_Rabbit 10/12/20 7:47:20 PM #12:	I don't remember sex scenes in the books. The only nudity I can remember are the river sprites. --- flops <cite>Beveren_Rabbit posted [p:945783053] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>I don't remember sex scenes in the books. The only nudity I can remember are the river sprites.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 10/12/20 7:48:42 PM #13:	But will Legolas sheathe his arrow in Gimli's mine? --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:945783091] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>But will Legolas sheathe his arrow in Gimli's mine? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 10/12/20 7:49:13 PM #14:	I don't want to see Frodo's schlong. --- https://imgur.com/i9oVpG0 <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:945783110] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>I don't want to see Frodo's schlong. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 10/12/20 7:50:38 PM #15:	will there be girl hobbits? --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:945783179] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>will there be girl hobbits? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590 10/12/20 7:51:03 PM #16:	Why do these companies continually have to do this? I get it in something like The Witcher, because it's a big part of the games as well...but this has never been any part of LOTR. --- https://imgur.com/bbRWLI8 https://imgur.com/A0BErSV https://imgur.com/S1m3po4 https://imgur.com/7fCcfko <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:945783187] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Why do these companies continually have to do this? I get it in something like The Witcher, because it's a big part of the games as well...but this has never been any part of LOTR.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ghirahim 10/12/20 7:51:40 PM #17:	so will there finally be dwarf women? --- I do prefer Lord Ghirahim. <cite>Ghirahim posted [p:945783210] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>so will there finally be dwarf women? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Buu_88 10/12/20 7:51:59 PM #18:	Finally elf porn with decent production quality --- Rehab is for quitters. <cite>Buu_88 posted [p:945783226] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Finally elf porn with decent production quality </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 10/12/20 7:52:24 PM #19:	This is how Lord of the G-String can be implemented into the lore. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:945783240] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>This is how Lord of the G-String can be implemented into the lore. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FF_Redux 10/12/20 7:52:57 PM #20:	Lord of the C-Rings --- https://imgur.com/hRsG4 https://i.imgtc.com/zZQ38Hb.jpg https://imgur.com/Z4cir https://imgur.com/qEyGS https://imgur.com/37KDT <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:945783256] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Lord of the C-Rings </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 10/12/20 7:53:24 PM #21:	Bio1590 posted... Why do these companies continually have to do this? I get it in something like The Witcher, because it's a big part of the games as well...but this has never been any part of LOTR. Well, here's the thing. https://i.imgur.com/rXIyNlg.jpg --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:945783278] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Bio1590 posted... </cite> <quote>Why do these companies continually have to do this? I get it in something like The Witcher, because it's a big part of the games as well...but this has never been any part of LOTR.</quote>Well, here's the thing. https://i.imgur.com/rXIyNlg.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ghirahim 10/12/20 7:53:42 PM #22:	ironically, back in the day the only people who gave a shit about LOTR could never get laid :/ --- I do prefer Lord Ghirahim. <cite>Ghirahim posted [p:945783288] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>ironically, back in the day the only people who gave a shit about LOTR could never get laid :/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 10/12/20 7:54:30 PM #23:	Will we see Ent dong --- https://imgur.com/vDci4hD <cite>Ivynn posted [p:945783313] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Will we see Ent dong </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FF_Redux 10/12/20 7:56:13 PM #24:	Ivynn posted... Will we see Ent dong well see an Ent orgy in s1 then they are still at same orgy few seasons later --- https://imgur.com/hRsG4 https://i.imgtc.com/zZQ38Hb.jpg https://imgur.com/Z4cir https://imgur.com/qEyGS https://imgur.com/37KDT <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:945783370] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Ivynn posted... </cite> <quote>Will we see Ent dong</quote> well see an Ent orgy in s1 then they are still at same orgy few seasons later </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gamer167 10/12/20 7:56:40 PM #25:	Im not familiar with LOTR outside of the 3 books/movies. Is there source material from Tolkien for this series or are they making it up? <cite>gamer167 posted [p:945783396] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Im not familiar with LOTR outside of the 3 books/movies. Is there source material from Tolkien for this series or are they making it up?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 10/12/20 7:56:46 PM #26:	I don't like that LOTRs should be a family friendly actions. ( has family friendly as fighting monsters can be) everything does have to have sex and nudity in it. I mean somethings a family would just like to watch together . Well at least for some people it would match their skyrim mods. --- NO I don't support Trump Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives? <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:945783401] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote> I don't like that LOTRs should be a family friendly actions. ( has family friendly as fighting monsters can be) everything does have to have sex and nudity in it. I mean somethings a family would just like to watch together . Well at least for some people it would match their skyrim mods. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 10/12/20 7:57:17 PM #27:	FF_Redux posted... well see an Ent orgy in s1 then they are still at same orgy few seasons later "Finished? Noooo. We just started foreplay." --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:945783424] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>FF_Redux posted... </cite> <quote>well see an Ent orgy in s1 then they are still at same orgy few seasons later</quote> "Finished? Noooo. We just started foreplay." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cleo_II 10/12/20 7:59:09 PM #29:	They seem to be trying really hard for their own GoT success. <cite>Cleo_II posted [p:945783494] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>They seem to be trying really hard for their own GoT success. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3PiesAndAFork 10/12/20 7:59:41 PM #30:	Excellent. --- "I could care less" means you care right now. The proper phrase is "I couldn't care less." <cite>3PiesAndAFork posted [p:945783506] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Excellent. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nfearurspecimn 10/12/20 8:00:47 PM #32:	gamer167 posted... Is there source material from Tolkien for this series or are they making it up? this little snippit according to Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lord_of_the_Rings_(TV_series)#Writing At the start of March 2019, Amazon revealed that the series would be set in the Second Age of Middle-earth, thousands of years before the story of The Lord of the Rings.[2] Shippey explained that the series was not allowed to contradict anything that Tolkien had written about the Second Age and would have to follow the broad strokes of his narrative, with the Tolkien Estate prepared to veto any such changes, but Amazon was free to add characters or details to fill in the gaps between Tolkien's works. The series is also only allowed to adapt and reference content from the Lord of the Rings books and their extensive appendices rather than any of Tolkien's other books that explore the Second Age such as The Silmarillion. The Tolkien Estate retained the rights to the events of the First Age while Middle-earth Enterprises held the rights to the events of the Third Age (as seen in The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings films), so the series was also not allowed to explore those. Shippey felt this left the series with "a lot of scope for interpretation and free invention".[34] --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta (hungry ghost) <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:945783547] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>gamer167 posted... </cite> <quote>Is there source material from Tolkien for this series or are they making it up?</quote>this little snippit according to Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lord_of_the_Rings_(TV_series)#Writing At the start of March 2019, Amazon revealed that the series would be set in the Second Age of Middle-earth, thousands of years before the story of The Lord of the Rings.[2] Shippey explained that the series was not allowed to contradict anything that Tolkien had written about the Second Age and would have to follow the broad strokes of his narrative, with the Tolkien Estate prepared to veto any such changes, but Amazon was free to add characters or details to fill in the gaps between Tolkien's works. The series is also only allowed to adapt and reference content from the Lord of the Rings books and their extensive appendices rather than any of Tolkien's other books that explore the Second Age such as The Silmarillion. The Tolkien Estate retained the rights to the events of the First Age while Middle-earth Enterprises held the rights to the events of the Third Age (as seen in The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings films), so the series was also not allowed to explore those. Shippey felt this left the series with "a lot of scope for interpretation and free invention".[34] </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 10/12/20 8:00:50 PM #33:	"Gandalf what's the Elvish word for vagina?!" "POON-NAHNG" giant curtain opens --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:945783551] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>"Gandalf what's the Elvish word for vagina?!" "POON-NAHNG" giant curtain opens </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 10/12/20 8:01:26 PM #34:	Captain_Qwark posted... Share the load, Mr. Frodo The load is mine, Sam. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:945783568] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Captain_Qwark posted... </cite> <quote>Share the load, Mr. Frodo </quote> The load is mine, Sam. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BurmesePenguin 10/12/20 8:01:40 PM #35:	Hot Durins Bane on Balins corpse action. ~~If balrogs have wings I quit~~ <cite>BurmesePenguin posted [p:945783578] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Hot Durins Bane on Balins corpse action. If balrogs have wings I quit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jagr_68 10/12/20 8:03:37 PM #37:	Strider102 posted... Captain_Qwark posted... Share the load, Mr. Frodo The load is mine, Sam. NOOOOOOOOOOOO --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:945783642] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Strider102 posted... </cite> <quote>Captain_Qwark posted... Share the load, Mr. Frodo The load is mine, Sam.</quote> NOOOOOOOOOOOO </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BurmesePenguin 10/12/20 8:03:49 PM #38:	ProfessorKukui posted... Wonder what his son thinks of this He died a while ago. <cite>BurmesePenguin posted [p:945783654] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>ProfessorKukui posted... </cite> <quote>Wonder what his son thinks of this</quote>He died a while ago. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 10/12/20 8:04:18 PM #39:	Poh-TAY-toes Boil them mash them stick em in my ass --- https://imgur.com/ZVrHdEl <cite>Touch posted [p:945783667] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Poh-TAY-toes Boil them mash them stick em in my ass </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/12/20 8:06:09 PM #40:	Touch posted... Poh-TAY-toes Boil them mash them stick em in my ass fucking lol --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:945783732] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Touch posted... </cite> <quote>Poh-TAY-toes Boil them mash them stick em in my ass</quote>fucking lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
theskinthickens 10/12/20 8:06:40 PM #41:	... --- Raise your defense two points <cite>theskinthickens posted [p:945783746] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 10/12/20 8:06:44 PM #42:	"Come Smeagol, come to Masta." --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:945783750] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>"Come Smeagol, come to Masta." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 10/12/20 8:07:43 PM #43:	Lord of the Thrones here we come. Let the shitshow begin <cite>Axiom posted [p:945783788] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Lord of the Thrones here we come. Let the shitshow begin </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FortuneCookie 10/12/20 8:08:36 PM #45:	It's a weird choice, but I approve of this. I'm so sick of censorship and anti-sex attitudes. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:945783815] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>It's a weird choice, but I approve of this. I'm so sick of censorship and anti-sex attitudes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jabodie 10/12/20 8:10:11 PM #46:	Eh, sounds like a bad idea. It better be real tasteful at least, no edgy "we want to be game of thrones" type sex. --- <insert sig here> <cite>Jabodie posted [p:945783877] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Eh, sounds like a bad idea. It better be real tasteful at least, no edgy "we want to be game of thrones" type sex. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 10/12/20 8:12:00 PM #47:	"Put it out, you fools!" "Oh great! Ash on my ass!" --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:945783952] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>"Put it out, you fools!" "Oh great! Ash on my ass!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 10/12/20 8:12:15 PM #48:	Touch posted... Poh-TAY-toes Boil them mash them stick em in my ass --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:945783960] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Touch posted... </cite> <quote>Poh-TAY-toes Boil them mash them stick em in my ass</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 10/12/20 8:12:24 PM #49:	FortuneCookie posted... I'm so sick of censorship and anti-sex attitudes. really? for me it's the opposite. I'm sick of sex scenes being hamfisted into movies and shows. --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta (hungry ghost) <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:945783969] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>FortuneCookie posted... </cite> <quote>I'm so sick of censorship and anti-sex attitudes.</quote>really? for me it's the opposite. I'm sick of sex scenes being hamfisted into movies and shows. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 10/12/20 8:16:27 PM #50:	Mods are asleep, post ent porn! <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:945784122] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Mods are asleep, post ent porn! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 10/12/20 8:16:38 PM #51:	Good The general masses and i cannot, no, WILL NOT, go three hours without watching somebody get railed --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:945784126] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Good The general masses and i cannot, no, WILL NOT, go three hours without watching somebody get railed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 10/12/20 8:18:11 PM #52:	Lordgold666 posted... Good The general masses and i cannot, no, WILL NOT, go three hours without watching somebody get railed Instead of The Battle of Helm's Deep it'll be The Battle of Ball's Deep. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:945784196] in Amazon's L... [t:79036611]...</cite> <quote>Lordgold666 posted... </cite> <quote>Good The general masses and i cannot, no, WILL NOT, go three hours without watching somebody get railed</quote> Instead of The Battle of Helm's Deep it'll be The Battle of Ball's Deep. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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