Current Events > Some girls in LA having disgustingly high dating standards

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Like how in the world is this suppose to persuade me into a relationship? Say I was a fucking billionaire (Just pretend guys ok?). This would be a hard pass for me. Broke girls trying to live extravagant lifestyles by latching onto other people is such a turn off.

for the record this girl isnt even that hot, which makes this way more hilarious.

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I'll never understand how people can still think Maserati is a desirable car brand. They have made absolute dogshit the past 30 years aside from like...one or two decent cars, and one of them is a ferrari in Maserati clothes.

Poor design, horrible build quality, expensive to repair, abysmal value retention, they're all slow too (the MC12 is a Ferrari Enzo, so that doesn't count)

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pogo_rabid posted...

I'll never understand how people can still think Maserati is a desirable car brand. They have made absolute dogshit the past 30 years aside from like...one or two decent cars, and one of them is a ferrari in Maserati clothes.

Poor design, horrible build quality, expensive to repair, abysmal value retention, they're all slow too (the MC12 is a Ferrari Enzo, so that doesn't count)

I live in a regular working class suburb on long Island, a majority black and hispanic one at that and there's like a hundred Maserati's around here. Once they're a year old they're worth shit and yes they break down like crazy and aren't any faster than a dodge charger.

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Fony posted...

I live in a regular working class suburb on long Island, a majority black and hispanic one at that and there's like a hundred Maserati's around here. Once they're a year old they're worth shit and yes they break down like crazy and aren't any faster than a dodge charger.

The whole brand is a trap. They are sold at BMW prices, but depreciate so quickly you can get old ones super cheap. But they're all hype, there is literally nothing they do that other brands do far better for a better price new. The one thing they've done well is market themselves as someething they're not. It's a fugazie

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pogo_rabid posted...

I'll never understand how people can still think Maserati is a desirable car brand.

Their knowledge of what wealthy people own comes from rap and Maserati is easy to rhyme.

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vigorm0rtis posted...

Their knowledge of what wealthy people own comes from rap and Maserati is easy to rhyme.

I don't want to say that, from who i've seen driving them, poorly researched purchasing decisions cross all cultures and creeds.

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these girls must think that LA is swarming with those rich Hollywood types who own mansions and sports cars.

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pogo_rabid posted...

I don't want to say that, from who i've seen driving them, poorly researched purchasing decisions cross all cultures and creeds.

They do, I'm just saying that's where the Maserati fetish comes from.

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I believe she mixed up LA and SF. Way more expensive in SF.

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If that's how she wants to put herself out there then that's on her, but I guarantee this is someone who has never dated an actual billionaire

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girls everywhere have high standards

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It could also be a joke

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I find it hard to believe that there isn't some similarly ridiculous standard that men have for women

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So her life goal is to be a Dubai-toilet?

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Thought this was going to be about height and shit.

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ONE GIRL in LA is an idiot.

Gee.
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Nashville girl standards

1) Be white--uncontrollable
2) Be either meth head skinny or dad bod bear type- controllable
3) Go to Belmont or be a SEC alumni with a Frat background- meh
4) Have a man bun, John Snow hair a plus unless you are beau from Alabma- uncontrollable
5) Come from her Home town- uncontrollable

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Gotta be atleast 60 always gets me lol

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I'm sorry.

But yeah if you're not even a moderator, don't talk to me.

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JBaLLEN66 posted...

Nashville girl standards

1) Be white--uncontrollable
2) Be either meth head skinny or dad bod bear type- controllable
3) Go to Belmont or be a SEC alumni with a Frat background- meh
4) Have a man bun, John Snow hair a plus unless you are beau from Alabma- uncontrollable
5) Come from her Home town- uncontrollable

This reminds me of the rules of dating in Louisville:

1) Drive across the bridge to Indiana
2) Start playing the Hoosier field instead

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