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RedJackson
10/12/20 1:45:28 PM
#51:


***i should add to post #31

the point of that was to say: I get some people dont want dogs on their expensive couches or want to deal with hair everywhere.. but I mean, like maybe you can even have a seperate blanket just for them to get most of hair on or always vacuum the house every day just in case.

Maybe even wipe down your doggies paws or wipe his booty or pp (okay, that would be weird but yknow, just throwing that out there) so she knows hes a good, clean doglas
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DarkRainFell
10/12/20 2:52:26 PM
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SolidShadow3 posted...
So she wants to treat the dog like some kind of prisoner and confine it to one small room.

Tell her you'll agree to that if she agrees to stay in the bedroom for 48 hours without leaving (aside from bathroom breaks and meals, like the dog) and if she has absolutely 0 complaints regarding that, then fine. but you don't stick a dog in a cage and expect it to be happy.
does the dog pay rent like she does, missed that part

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DarkRainFell
10/12/20 2:53:34 PM
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LostForest posted...
I'm neurotic about dogs on furniture as well, but my wife and I compromised by letting the dog go on one of our couches but not the other, and everyone is happy.

The fact your gf wants to restrict the dog out of the kitchen and bathroom is asinine. I understand bedroom too, since we don't let our dog in their unattended as well, but your gf is absolutely the bad guy here.
not a fan of dog hair in my food, maybe you are though

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Blue_Inigo
10/12/20 2:54:29 PM
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Illuminoius posted...
pics of dog


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No_U_L7
10/12/20 2:56:05 PM
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I dont think the dog is gonna have sex with him, so easy choice
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PokeCris
10/12/20 3:02:00 PM
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DarkRainFell posted...
not a fan of dog hair in my food, maybe you are though
I mean, this is a really dumb post. If you kept your dog clean, this wouldnt be an concern.

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thronedfire2
10/12/20 3:03:30 PM
#57:


I'm not even a dog person and I would pick the dog

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thronedfire2
10/12/20 3:03:50 PM
#58:


DarkRainFell posted...
not a fan of dog hair in my food, maybe you are though

you eating in your bed though?

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RetsuZaiZen
10/12/20 3:04:13 PM
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PokeCris posted...
I mean, this is a really dumb post. If you kept your dog clean, this wouldnt be an concern.
This is also a dumb post. There are many different types of dogs and most of them shed fucking hair. It does not matter how often you clean them, they will shed.

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Lost_All_Senses
10/12/20 3:06:19 PM
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I4NRulez posted...
Which is fine she stopped sleeping in my bed when she got too big.

Some reason I thought you were referring to your gf here, at first. My brain is broken in funny ways. I thought you were just cold blooded

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DarkRainFell
10/12/20 3:06:37 PM
#61:


thronedfire2 posted...
you eating in your bed though?
nah, kitchen as quote states

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PokeCris
10/12/20 3:06:39 PM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
This is also a dumb post. There are many different types of dogs and most of them shed fucking hair. It does not matter how often you clean them, they will shed.
Even if they shed, how the fuck is it getting on the food? You still have to keep them clean as well as your eating space.

Come on, think. Even if its too hard for you.


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One_Day_Remains
10/12/20 3:07:20 PM
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SSJCAT posted...
Literally everyone in this thread except for the trumper assholes are telling you this girl is bad news. Like, seriously. That dog is a living thing with feelings, wants, needs, etc.

And the fact that youre so cool about all of this is really shedding light on yourself as well dude


Dude, shut the hell up with the presumptuous garbage. Because the dude is conflicted and isn't quick to dump her in the snap of a finger, it's "shedding light on him"? Grow up.
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thronedfire2
10/12/20 3:08:12 PM
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DarkRainFell posted...
nah, kitchen as quote states

it's not like hair flies all over the place when a dog sheds. they're nowhere near as bad as cats.

if you're letting your dog climb on kitchen counters/tables you shouldn't have a dog anyway. even my cat knows not to do that(unless no one is around)

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DarkRainFell
10/12/20 3:08:45 PM
#65:


PokeCris posted...
Even if they shed, how the fuck is it getting on the food? You still have to keep them clean as well as your eating space.

Come on, think. Even if its too hard for you.
I feel like pet owners are blind to how disgusting their pets are. that hair is everywhere no matter what. guaranteed you've eaten at least a hair or two man.

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Beyond01
10/12/20 3:09:04 PM
#66:


Webbernet posted...
All memes aside it sounds like she just doesnt want a dog. Your situation is going to involve having to get rid of the dog or her eventually.


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DarkRainFell
10/12/20 3:09:30 PM
#67:


thronedfire2 posted...
it's not like hair flies all over the place when a dog sheds. they're nowhere near as bad as cats.

if you're letting your dog climb on kitchen counters/tables you shouldn't have a dog anyway. even my cat knows not to do that(unless no one is around)
the hair stays stagnant even as all else shifts, especially in these uncertain times

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EndOfZangoose
10/12/20 3:13:30 PM
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DarkRainFell posted...
I feel like pet owners are blind to how disgusting their pets are. that hair is everywhere no matter what. guaranteed you've eaten at least a hair or two man.
Are you even a pet owner? Why are you assuming people live like trash as if they were you?

I used to have St. Bernard. Those fuckers shed like crazy, but I still lived in a house that was clean and never ate dog hair once.
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ToPoPO
10/12/20 3:22:36 PM
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Remember in HIMYM how Ted made Robin get rid of all her dogs
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DarkRainFell
10/12/20 3:23:31 PM
#71:


EndOfZangoose posted...
Are you even a pet owner? Why are you assuming people live like trash as if they were you?

I used to have St. Bernard. Those fuckers shed like crazy, but I still lived in a house that was clean and never ate dog hair once.
kinda proves my point that you can't tell you've ate it

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DarkRainFell
10/12/20 3:24:29 PM
#72:


Conflict posted...
I had a roommate with a dog and never once saw dog hair anywhere close to my food, and it's clear as day that most people who own dogs aren't seeing that either. You're kinda just outing yourself as an unsanitary person
no, in fact I'm a compulsive cleaner, hence my high standards, check mate

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LostForest
10/12/20 3:34:10 PM
#74:


DarkRainFell posted...
not a fan of dog hair in my food, maybe you are though

Then don't cook your food on the floor where dogs are.

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cuttin_in_farm
10/12/20 3:40:54 PM
#75:


I feel like its way more likely a humans hair gets in my food than a dog. Seeing as one is above table level and actually swings over the kitchen vs the thing on the fucking ground.

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Funkydog
10/12/20 3:44:37 PM
#76:


DarkRainFell posted...
I feel like pet owners are blind to how disgusting their pets are. that hair is everywhere no matter what. guaranteed you've eaten at least a hair or two man.
If you've lived with someone else they've likely eaten some of your hair, and you theirs, with this logic.

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Perascamin
10/12/20 3:45:46 PM
#77:


Dog defenders really be like:

My dog isn't disgusting! I clean his butthole after every poop! I wipe his feet 6x a day when he gets done walking outside in the dirt and pissing on his feet! I brush his teeth so that his nasty saliva, while still nasty, isn't as gross all over my floor! I vacuum 3x a day so that their hair isn't everywhere! I bathe the dog every day! I spend 4 hours a day cleaning my dog and cleaning up after my dog! I am not a slave to the consequences of my dog ownership! This is normal!

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MrResetti
10/12/20 3:47:27 PM
#78:


No one should have a dog in a one bedroom if it is "too big to sleep in the bed"

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HighOnSolar
10/12/20 3:48:46 PM
#79:


Perascamin posted...
Dog defenders really be like:

My dog isn't disgusting! I clean his butthole after every poop! I wipe his feet 6x a day when he gets done walking outside in the dirt and pissing on his feet! I brush his teeth so that his nasty saliva, while still nasty, isn't as gross all over my floor! I vacuum 3x a day so that their hair isn't everywhere! I bathe the dog every day! I spend 4 hours a day cleaning my dog and cleaning up after my dog! I am not a slave to the consequences of my dog ownership! This is normal!

how to catch a psychopath


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Perascamin
10/12/20 3:51:02 PM
#80:


Or maybe you don't realize how unsanitary animals are to have in your living space? Ask any landlord.

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EndOfZangoose
10/12/20 3:51:31 PM
#81:


Perascamin posted...
Dog defenders really be like:

My dog isn't disgusting! I clean his butthole after every poop! I wipe his feet 6x a day when he gets done walking outside in the dirt and pissing on his feet! I brush his teeth so that his nasty saliva, while still nasty, isn't as gross all over my floor! I vacuum 3x a day so that their hair isn't everywhere! I bathe the dog every day! I spend 4 hours a day cleaning my dog and cleaning up after my dog! I am not a slave to the consequences of my dog ownership! This is normal!
What do you gain from making your self look like an idiot? Nobody in this topic has said anything that comes close to that. Its literally just simple cleanliness.

If you live in a house thats the equivalent of a dump, then more power to you. Just dont get jealous of people that enjoy a clean home with clean pets.
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Perascamin
10/12/20 3:53:32 PM
#83:


You guys really need to stop projecting

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--Zero-
10/12/20 3:55:02 PM
#84:


TC hasn't been ITT in a while. TC is dating an asshole and just wanted to vent it seems.

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PokeCris
10/12/20 3:55:15 PM
#85:


Perascamin posted...
You guys really need to stop projecting
How can you say this when you posted that?
Perascamin posted...
Dog defenders really be like:

My dog isn't disgusting! I clean his butthole after every poop! I wipe his feet 6x a day when he gets done walking outside in the dirt and pissing on his feet! I brush his teeth so that his nasty saliva, while still nasty, isn't as gross all over my floor! I vacuum 3x a day so that their hair isn't everywhere! I bathe the dog every day! I spend 4 hours a day cleaning my dog and cleaning up after my dog! I am not a slave to the consequences of my dog ownership! This is normal!
Youre the only one projecting here.

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Perascamin
10/12/20 3:58:08 PM
#86:


My post isn't projecting because I don't own a dog. You guys are projecting because you keep talking about how people who dislike dogs live in an unclean home/are unclean/etc. You're not making any actual argument to defend the ability for dogs to be clean or address how they're naturally unclean.

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I4NRulez
10/12/20 7:58:47 PM
#87:


My girlfriend isnt a bad person guys holy shit. We just have different views on how we see dogs. I see them as part of the family she sees them as pets.

Shes not a shitty person and she's not trying to get rid of my dog. She loves my dog she was playing with her today and putting pics on IG. I feel like most of you have never been in a functional relationship with disagreements. I'm not leaving her.

The issue at hand is that she doesnt want the dog in the bedroom at all and i want her in the bedroom just not in the bed. The issue last night was that my dog was scared and i wanted her in there and she didnt. She isnt trying to kill my dog like someone in here said.

Like holy shit. We talked today and she doesnt mind the dog in the kitchen she just doesnt want her begging for food.

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HighOnSolar
10/12/20 8:04:25 PM
#88:


You can tell a lot about a person by how they treat animals.

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One_Day_Remains
10/12/20 10:56:55 PM
#89:


I4NRulez posted...
My girlfriend isnt a bad person guys holy shit. We just have different views on how we see dogs. I see them as part of the family she sees them as pets.

Shes not a shitty person and she's not trying to get rid of my dog. She loves my dog she was playing with her today and putting pics on IG. I feel like most of you have never been in a functional relationship with disagreements. I'm not leaving her.

The issue at hand is that she doesnt want the dog in the bedroom at all and i want her in the bedroom just not in the bed. The issue last night was that my dog was scared and i wanted her in there and she didnt. She isnt trying to kill my dog like someone in here said.

Like holy shit. We talked today and she doesnt mind the dog in the kitchen she just doesnt want her begging for food.


Nah bro. You're a "terrible person" because you didn't break up with her on the spot like the peeps itt who have never been in a relationship suggested you to do
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LostForest
10/13/20 12:20:40 AM
#90:


I4NRulez posted...
Shes not a shitty person and she's not trying to get rid of my dog. She loves my dog she was playing with her today and putting pics on IG. I feel like most of you have never been in a functional relationship with disagreements. I'm not leaving her.

FWIW, I'm literally married, and I posted a well thought out response, in which I gave my personal insight on having almost the exact same disagreement about dogs on furniture with my wife, that you didn't really acknowledge. But I'll say it again. Your girlfriend sounds like the bad guy here.

Plus you literally started the topic off by saying you had to sleep on the couch cuz of an argument, and you yourself said your gf wanted the dog restricted to just the living room. People didn't make that up.
Don't get pissy and accuse other posters of not being in relationships when the two of you handled a minor disagreement like a couple of 90s sitcom characters.

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SolidShadow3
10/13/20 12:23:23 AM
#91:


What even going on here anymore?

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Apocalyptic
10/13/20 12:27:07 AM
#92:


SolidShadow3 posted...
What even going on here anymore?

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shadowofwar
10/13/20 12:46:10 AM
#93:


Boring. *topic list*
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I4NRulez
10/13/20 12:52:31 AM
#94:


LostForest posted...
FWIW, I'm literally married, and I posted a well thought out response, in which I gave my personal insight on having almost the exact same disagreement about dogs on furniture with my wife, that you didn't really acknowledge. But I'll say it again. Your girlfriend sounds like the bad guy here.

Plus you literally started the topic off by saying you had to sleep on the couch cuz of an argument, and you yourself said your gf wanted the dog restricted to just the living room. People didn't make that up.
Don't get pissy and accuse other posters of not being in relationships when the two of you handled a minor disagreement like a couple of 90s sitcom characters.

I was actually going to reply to your post but the rest of the topic turned into "Leave her bro" "she hates dogs" "Shes gonna kill your dog" so it just got overlooked

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