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Hexenherz
10/09/20 8:59:17 AM
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lol what a terrible movie srsly. It was like Final Destination except none of the deaths were that shocking. And because they tell you upfront what's happening there's not a lot of suspense.

Watching "The Night Before" right now and it's not any better.

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Hexenherz
10/09/20 10:10:10 AM
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I think "The Night Before" is legitimately the stupidest horror movie I've ever seen.

I'm at the end, I think I've seen at least four scenes where the protagonist had a chance to attack and/or escape from the bad guy and she squandered every one.

There's something off about it that's really bugging me. I think it's because the first several scenes are back-to-back-to-back-to-back "event happens that results in a natural question, and then event immediately happens that answers that question".

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