Current Events > $10,000 but you must refer to everyone* as a dildo

(+) Yeah! (+)

*Everyone except in cases that would get you fired or cost you a job (like an interview) or lose money solely because of that rudeness.

So like you wouldnt need to call your boss a dildo because they would probably fire your ass, but you would need to call your SO, parents, kids, cashiers, etc. that.

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