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Drumpf
10/04/20 1:07:56 PM
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I'd watch that. Exact same time as SNL. Filmed in Texas or Florida, live audience

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Rathinor
10/04/20 1:08:41 PM
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Conservative comedy is a very oxymoronic phrase
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MachineJaipur
10/04/20 1:09:24 PM
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Near stp with similar content
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Letron_James
10/04/20 1:10:24 PM
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I'd rather watch paint dry

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Garioshi
10/04/20 1:10:26 PM
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conservative comedy does not exist

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ZMythos
10/04/20 1:10:38 PM
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The reason why it doesn't exist is because there's no market for it. Conservative "comedy" sucks and a majority of Americans are liberal/left

Go subscribe to Steven Crowder or some other white supremacist "comedian" if you want that kind of humor.

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Bluebomber182
10/04/20 1:11:14 PM
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Drumpf posted...
I'd watch that. Exact same time as SNL. Filmed in Texas or Florida, live audience


they had a conservative sketch comedy show years ago called the half hour news hour. it was the least funny thing ever made
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Machete
10/04/20 1:12:05 PM
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"bernie sanders is talking about venezuela" *laugh track*

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Zikten
10/04/20 1:12:20 PM
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Conservatives don't know how to be funny.
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Poop2
10/04/20 1:12:56 PM
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the right can't be funny, they have no sense of irony
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Rathinor
10/04/20 1:13:21 PM
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Machete posted...
"bernie sanders is talking about venezuela" *laugh track*
"Haha folks, how about that coronavirus? Silly democrats and their hoaxes"

*7 days later, that conservative host is hospitalized with COVID-19*
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Drumpf
10/04/20 1:13:24 PM
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Wow can't wait until you're all proven wrong

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Jiggy101011
10/04/20 1:13:26 PM
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Republican =/= humor

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ZMythos
10/04/20 1:14:13 PM
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Rathinor posted...
"Haha folks, how about that coronavirus? Silly democrats and their hoaxes"

*7 days later, that conservative host is hospitalized with COVID-19*
"We have a great show for you tonight! But first, several clips of black people wearing their pants below the belt line!"

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au_gold
10/04/20 1:14:47 PM
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Whats Dennis Miller up to these days?

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Wetterdew
10/04/20 1:14:51 PM
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Drumpf posted...
Wow can't wait until you're all proven wrong
it's not like republicans haven't had decades of time to start being funny.

How much longer do we need to wait?

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Southernfatman
10/04/20 1:15:37 PM
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I can see it now:

"lol poor people. M I rite?"
"lol minorities M I rite?"
"lol immigrants. M I rite?"
"lol socialism. M I rite?"

x100

Like we need more of this shit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJmnLzw8NA4


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MabusIncarnate
10/04/20 1:17:54 PM
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Isnt Donald enough of an ongoing joke?

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ZMythos
10/04/20 1:18:11 PM
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"Remember how Trump got 3 supreme court justices in one term, and Obama couldn't even get one? What a gas!"

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Bluebomber182
10/04/20 1:18:51 PM
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jfc i couldnt even get though a min of that. it aint comedy its just a shit ton of racial stereotypes about chinese people
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Hexenherz
10/04/20 1:21:03 PM
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OANN tried to do a Daily Show knock off.
It was cringe garbage.

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Machete
10/04/20 1:21:21 PM
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Drumpf posted...
Wow can't wait until you're all proven wrong

my post was an actual quote from an actual conservative comedy event that someone here posted about a few years ago, just fyi. The comedian who made that "joke" basically just narrated various at the time current events. There were no set ups, there were no punchlines. He just said things that happened.

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Hexenherz
10/04/20 1:23:27 PM
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here's the OAN thing if people want to see "conservative comedy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbYrmjWvDRE&feature=emb_logo

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ZMythos
10/04/20 1:25:36 PM
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Oh god the formatting. The timing. The audience laughter being played back.

That's so bad.

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au_gold
10/04/20 1:26:39 PM
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Hexenherz posted...
here's the OAN thing if people want to see "conservative comedy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbYrmjWvDRE&feature=emb_logo
Thanks. I hate it.

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Proto_Spark
10/04/20 1:27:33 PM
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ZMythos posted...
The reason why it doesn't exist is because there's no market for it. Conservative "comedy" sucks and a majority of Americans are liberal/left

Go subscribe to Steven Crowder or some other white supremacist "comedian" if you want that kind of humor.

This. Its not like we're censoring it or anything, conservative comedy just sucks and nobody wants it.

I youtube'd "conservative comedy" and this was what I got:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSuPdl6IASM

It's... not very funny. Also nothing you would even think twice about "lol sjw's and their dance degree's can't get a job" and "lol feminism"
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Hexenherz
10/04/20 1:28:01 PM
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au_gold posted...
Thanks. I hate it.
Me too.

They haven't uploaded a broadcast in over a year, so I don't know if it's still a thing.

I did just see he posted a video a few days ago about how Trump condemned white supremacists so that was cool...

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Eliza3
10/04/20 1:28:52 PM
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Conservative comedy is almost always without fail about punching down. It just shits on marginalized groups, which is why folks like crowder come off as assholes or bullies. Theres also zero self-awareness. Not a good look fam

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Antifar
10/04/20 1:29:37 PM
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https://youtu.be/DjaOf1vgLIo
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masticatingman
10/04/20 1:31:16 PM
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Plenty are moderate and shit on Democrats and Republicans. Amazing, I know.

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CRON
10/04/20 1:32:43 PM
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The issue with conservative comedy is that it's almost 100% reliant on insulting liberals. There isn't conservative humor without them belitting some demographic of people.

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Hexenherz
10/04/20 1:32:43 PM
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Antifar posted...
https://youtu.be/DjaOf1vgLIo
Is the first minute of this just a Dunkin' advertisement or is it a legit thing? I like how he calls out a 10 year old girl for not knowing about their donut cereal in the 1980s too LOL

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Machete
10/04/20 1:42:12 PM
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Hexenherz posted...
here's the OAN thing if people want to see "conservative comedy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbYrmjWvDRE&feature=emb_logo

first 20 seconds. Whoaaaa... "drinking" on the job? so edgy and cool!

Bit about AOC... I don't get it. Bit about poacher being killed... asinine reach to jussie smolett... okay...

Bit about assange... I thought pro-donald people like that guy? Anyway, not unfunny per se, but didn't laugh or even grin. The castaway reference wasn't bad.

Bit about border... stupid. "tHe gRoWiNg cRiSiS." predictable unfunny trash. Oh back to AOC again *eyeroll* at least they understand the concept of circling back and referencing previous jokes even if they are stupid. Climate change reference... I don't get it. Cut to the other guy there... yeah, these guys are not well spoken lmao.

Bit about home invasion... unfunny and nothing more than shameless AR15 plug. Sad!

Bit about beto o'rourke... unfunny and nothing more than projection. Sad!

Bit about kid at school... yikes. Misgendering someone. That's classy -_-. Someone oughta do something to that host's shiny bald forehead.

And the voice in the outro sounds like a cartoon character.

What a waste of 8 minutes plus the time I took typing this. I don't regret it though. I wanted to watch dumb and stupid and that's what I did.


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Hexenherz
10/04/20 1:45:16 PM
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Machete posted...
first 20 seconds. Whoaaaa... "drinking" on the job? so edgy and cool!

Bit about AOC... I don't get it. Bit about poacher being killed... asinine reach to jussie smolett... okay...

Bit about assange... I thought pro-donald people like that guy? Anyway, not unfunny per se, but didn't laugh or even grin. The castaway reference wasn't bad.

Bit about border... stupid. "tHe gRoWiNg cRiSiS." predictable unfunny trash. Oh back to AOC again *eyeroll* at least they understand the concept of circling back and referencing previous jokes even if they are stupid. Climate change reference... I don't get it. Cut to the other guy there... yeah, these guys are not well spoken lmao.

Bit about home invasion... unfunny and nothing more than shameless AR15 plug. Sad!

Bit about beto o'rourke... unfunny and nothing more than projection. Sad!

Bit about kid at school... yikes. Misgendering someone. That's classy -_-. Someone oughta do something to that host's shiny bald forehead.

And the voice in the outro sounds like a cartoon character.

What a waste of 8 minutes plus the time I took typing this. I don't regret it though. I wanted to watch dumb and stupid and that's what I did.
it's true
seriously
true story

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IShall_Run_Amok
10/04/20 1:56:45 PM
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American conservatives just don't understand that the point of humor is to make as many people laugh as possible, and you can't do that when your outlook on the world is so entirely malignant and full of shit, that the only thing remotely funny about your shtick is how much in denial you are of that fact.

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Machete
10/04/20 1:57:31 PM
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Hexenherz posted...
it's true
seriously
true story

One of my machetes was all "Look at that big, fat, bald forehead. You know what I wanna do and you know you want to do it too. C'mon, buddy! Let's do it! Trust me, it'll be fine... When have I ever steered you wrong?" and I was like "That one time a few months ago at my parents' house when you told me you wanted to chop a bunch of vines and I listened to you... and the big furry vine that was like 3 inches thick turned out to be poison ivy and I didn't know that until after I had chopped all the way through it >_>. You're lucky I didn't have a reaction. That could have been really inconvenient." and the machete was like "Yeah but... besides that one time?" and I was like "You're a bad influence." and one of the other machetes was like "You got that one for $7 at Wal-Mart. What did you expect?"

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NextSundayAD
10/04/20 1:58:24 PM
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Drumpf
10/04/20 2:02:42 PM
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You're all so against the idea based on the worst examples

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Blightzkrieg
10/04/20 2:03:20 PM
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Definitely wanna see more of this shit

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Machete
10/04/20 2:03:28 PM
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Drumpf posted...
You're all so against the idea based on the worst examples

so provide a "not worst" example \_()_/

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Solid Snake07
10/04/20 2:03:38 PM
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Anyone remember red eye?

God damn that show was terrible

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Pitlord_Special
10/04/20 2:04:08 PM
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What's the deal with liberals? They want to live in a just and fair society? What's with that? If you want human rights, you can pay for them like everyone else.

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Machete
10/04/20 2:16:44 PM
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I edited the ben garrison pic to make it more clear what everything is. He didn't label enough things this time so I added more labels.



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Cornhuskers
10/04/20 2:19:43 PM
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The existing comedy shows are not an echo chamber; I can see the need for one.
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Prestoff
10/04/20 2:24:07 PM
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Bluebomber182 posted...
they had a conservative sketch comedy show years ago called the half hour news hour. it was the least funny thing ever made

A lot of the humor in that show was incredibly mean spirited in a dickish kind of way, in my opinion.

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JoeDangIt
10/04/20 2:58:23 PM
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A conservative comedian is that one uncle who is always telling the same jokes that no one ever laughs at.
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YellowMustard69
10/04/20 3:02:59 PM
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Rush Limbaugh was (maybe still is? Haven't listened in about 7 years) a good comedian. Has good jokes and great wit.

And that's the weird thing about Rush...he was always a comedian. His show was never meant to be taken as gospel, yet a lot (not all) of conservatives have and still do.
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Drumpf
10/04/20 3:33:22 PM
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Rush Limbaugh is serisous

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Solid Snake07
10/04/20 4:26:34 PM
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YellowMustard69 posted...
Rush Limbaugh was (maybe still is? Haven't listened in about 7 years) a good comedian. Has good jokes and great wit.

And that's the weird thing about Rush...he was always a comedian. His show was never meant to be taken as gospel, yet a lot (not all) of conservatives have and still do.


It should be satire, but it's not

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