Current Events > Chris Rock: Trump is in the hospital with Covid. My heart goes out to Covid.

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Lebronwon
10/04/20 1:01:03 PM
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Poop2
10/04/20 1:01:57 PM
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nope, not tired. thats pretty fucking funny, actually.
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uwnim
10/04/20 1:02:12 PM
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XD, that is funny, yeah

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yemmy
10/04/20 1:04:40 PM
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Everyone noteworthy left snl years ago

Only dude still left is the fat good burger guy because he doesnt wanna end up like the skinny good burger guy.

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Poop2
10/04/20 1:06:04 PM
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also hilarious and pathetic to see republicans crying about this when trump has said the exact same shit at his covid rallies
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justaguy3492
10/04/20 1:06:08 PM
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Finally swinging back.

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Blue_Inigo
10/04/20 1:06:56 PM
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Whats the problem?

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Machete
10/04/20 1:07:11 PM
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"waaaaahhhhh" - guy with "text trump to 88022" in his username. Fucking useless idiot.

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Jiggy101011
10/04/20 1:08:27 PM
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Poop2 posted...
also hilarious and pathetic to see republicans crying about this when trump has said the exact same shit at his covid rallies

If you really believe Keenan is the top talent at SNL then I can tell our type of humor does not line up at all. You probably enjoy those Adam Sandler Netflix movies too...

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pick4six
10/04/20 1:08:56 PM
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Aww whittle feelings hurt? Talk about snowflakes

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eston
10/04/20 1:09:14 PM
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Poop2
10/04/20 1:10:33 PM
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Jiggy101011 posted...
If you really believe Keenan is the top talent at SNL then I can tell our type of humor does not line up at all. You probably enjoy those Adam Sandler Netflix movies too...
i literally never mention him or the bit, just the hypocrisy.
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yemmy
10/04/20 1:15:23 PM
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Jiggy101011 posted...
If you really believe Keenan is the top talent at SNL then I can tell our type of humor does not line up at all. You probably enjoy those Adam Sandler Netflix movies too...

I'm just saying when Fred Armison (sp?), Bill Hader, Seth Meyers etc left that was pretty much the death of SNL.

I mean ratings don't lie. Nobody watches that shit anymore lol.

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Rathinor
10/04/20 1:18:07 PM
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Jim Carrey's bit about science and karma meeting to send a message though

In the cold open of the show's season premiere, Carrey's Biden halts Alec Baldwin's President Trump midsentence using a remote control.

"I think we all needed a break. Isn't that satisfying? Just not to hear his voice for a single goddamned second. Let's wallow in it. Let's bask in the Trumplessness," he says in the sketch. Carrey directs the audience to "look directly into my eyeballs" and alludes to the president's positive coronavirus test last week.

"You can trust me because I believe in science and karma. Now just imagine if science and karma could somehow team up to send us all a message about how dangerous this virus can be," he continues. "I'm not saying I want it to happen. Just imagine it did. So this November, please get on the Biden train, which is literally a commuter train to Delaware. And we can all make America not actively on fire again."

Carrey as Biden then proceeds to "unpause" Baldwin as Trump, who immediately bellows "antifa."
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SonnerAnarchy
10/04/20 1:19:34 PM
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Republicans: "Turn the middle east into the glass parking lot"
Republicans: "Just shoot border crossers on sight"
Republicans: "Lol Hillary is a dying old lady"
Republicans: "If someone stands in front of my car, I'll run him over"

Democrats: "RIP TRUMP"
Republicans: "Reeeeee you can't say that it's disrespectful!"
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lilORANG
10/04/20 1:19:59 PM
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Trump deserves 0 sympathy and is 100% to blame for his predicament. All jokes are fair game.
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Eliza3
10/04/20 1:39:09 PM
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Lol thats incredibly tame compared to what Trump actually deserves to have said about him.

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-Unowninator-
10/04/20 1:41:00 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/fc1p7Rr.gifv
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TheVipaGTS
10/04/20 1:42:14 PM
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Awww, what happened to "you can joke about anything! stop being so sensitive!"?

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InhumaneRaider
10/04/20 1:44:44 PM
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https://twitter.com/TheEpicDept/status/1312082841983954948/photo/1

https://twitter.com/TheEpicDept/status/1312268741602881538

Based.

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Solar_Crimson
10/04/20 1:44:56 PM
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Poop2 posted...
also hilarious and pathetic to see republicans crying about this when trump has said the exact same shit at his covid rallies
Not to mention the stuff said about RBG.

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iPhone_7
10/04/20 1:51:30 PM
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SonnerAnarchy posted...
Republicans: "Turn the middle east into the glass parking lot"
Republicans: "Just shoot border crossers on sight"
Republicans: "Lol Hillary is a dying old lady"
Republicans: "If someone stands in front of my car, I'll run him over"

Democrats: "RIP TRUMP"
Republicans: "Reeeeee you can't say that it's disrespectful!"


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thronedfire2
10/04/20 1:53:04 PM
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Trump supporters showing they're the real snowflakes

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