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WhiskeyDisk
10/04/20 2:25:22 AM
#1:


how many attention seeking topics will Jen make today?










Will her simp brigade defend her?

lets find out.

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DirtBasedSoap
10/04/20 2:26:31 AM
#2:


lol

jens got you pretty heated, huh?
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DirtBasedSoap
10/04/20 2:27:05 AM
#3:


we live in your head rent free
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WhiskeyDisk
10/04/20 2:32:13 AM
#4:


not at all, just wondering what the command structure was over in Jen's simp army.

the fact that you posted in under 2 minutes without even a name in the topic title speaks volumes.

how does she pay you guys i wonder?

i mean fuck, i make maybe a topic a week and it usually takes a couple of hours to hit 3 or 4 posts.

i assume you're the UrSimp then? SimpPrime?

what's the command structure? i must have these answers.

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DirtBasedSoap
10/04/20 2:34:20 AM
#5:


im the leader of the jen rebellion. any complaints about jen should be PMd to me directly.


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DirtBasedSoap
10/04/20 2:35:51 AM
#6:


and she pays me in Taco Bell gift cards. I get 1 nickel for every jen defense post and I redeem my rewards on the 1st of every month
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Entity13
10/04/20 2:38:55 AM
#7:


Can you imagine a topic being made that doesn't want attention drawn to the relevant issue? Can you imagine an old man being hot and bothered by one younger woman who doesn't need him in order to live and do her thing? Can you imagine this third and last question being the least bit serious?

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WhiskeyDisk
10/04/20 2:40:06 AM
#8:


Entity13 posted...
Can you imagine a topic being made that doesn't want attention drawn to the relevant issue? Can you imagine an old man being hot and bothered by one younger woman who doesn't need him in order to live and do her thing? Can you imagine this third and last question being the least bit serious?


at least you get the joke....

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DirtBasedSoap
10/04/20 2:41:43 AM
#9:


WhiskeyDisk posted...
at least you get the joke....
damn dude harassing BEAUTIFUL and COOL women online is so funny

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DirtBasedSoap
10/04/20 2:42:14 AM
#10:


that was a joke btw

it is highly offensive and NOT funny at ALL
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Jen0125
10/04/20 2:43:54 AM
#11:


Why are you so obsessed with me

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Jen0125
10/04/20 2:44:36 AM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
i mean fuck, i make maybe a topic a week and it usually takes a couple of hours to hit 3 or 4 posts.

Maybe because you're boring and no one likes you?

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WhiskeyDisk
10/04/20 2:46:13 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
that was a joke btw

it is highly offensive and NOT funny at ALL

says the guy that thinks posting the literal "ugliest girl in the world" pic proves something when there's literally no image you'd ever find of me on the internet with a mustache.

that's like istaphobic or something i'm sure.

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Jen0125
10/04/20 2:47:26 AM
#14:


I think whiskey made a topic dedicated to me just so people will interact with him lmfao

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TheWitchMorgana
10/04/20 2:48:00 AM
#15:


whiskeys 2020 protracted meltdown is shaping up to be the best one yet

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WhiskeyDisk
10/04/20 2:49:11 AM
#16:


Jen0125 posted...
Why are you so obsessed with me

oh look, the simp army summoned Jen. what a surprise. don't lose your ruby slippers over me Gru. >:)

Jen0125 posted...
Maybe because you're boring and no one likes you?

i mean, i've always fought my own fights, so there's that.

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WhiskeyDisk
10/04/20 2:49:43 AM
#17:


TheWitchMorgana posted...
whiskeys 2020 protracted meltdown is shaping up to be the best one yet

shut up Ian, nobody asked you.

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DirtBasedSoap
10/04/20 2:50:08 AM
#18:


damn dude thats so badass

you fight your own fights on dying video game forums. thats tight.
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Jen0125
10/04/20 2:50:49 AM
#19:


He's so mad

Me nice to girl online once why girl no suck my dick

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WhiskeyDisk
10/04/20 2:51:19 AM
#20:


DirtBasedSoap posted...
damn dude thats so badass

you fight your own fights on dying video game forums. thats tight.

says the simp fighting someone else's battle unprompted, and unprovoked.

damn DBS, you so scary!

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TheWitchMorgana
10/04/20 2:51:54 AM
#21:


WhiskeyDisk posted...
shut up Ian, nobody asked you.

i don't know what you think my name is but it's not that

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Jen0125
10/04/20 2:53:05 AM
#22:


I'm sorry you have zero friends who want to talk shit to people with you

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WhiskeyDisk
10/04/20 2:53:17 AM
#23:


Jen0125 posted...
He's so mad

Me nice to girl online once why girl no suck my dick


when have i literally ever been nice to you, aside from the one time i tried to empathize with you for not wanting kids? you can't be like, frigid and play the victim too. that's not how any of this works.

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DirtBasedSoap
10/04/20 2:53:28 AM
#24:


WhiskeyDisk posted...
unprompted, and unprovoked.

WhiskeyDisk posted...
Will her simp brigade defend her

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WhiskeyDisk
10/04/20 2:54:35 AM
#25:


Jen0125 posted...
I'm sorry you have zero friends who want to talk shit to people with you


keep swinging Gru, you're not nearly as scary as you think you are.

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DirtBasedSoap
10/04/20 2:54:54 AM
#26:


I started off joking around with you but this is legitimately a very sad topic.
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Jen0125
10/04/20 2:55:40 AM
#27:


You're the only one acting like a victim in this weird situation you've created in your head and continuously throw up onto this message board

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WhiskeyDisk
10/04/20 2:57:36 AM
#28:


https://imgur.com/a/t5HHL9U.jpg

so you're admitting to being a simp, just so we're clear.

@DirtBasedSoap

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DirtBasedSoap
10/04/20 2:59:10 AM
#29:


you can call me whatever you want :)
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WhiskeyDisk
10/04/20 3:00:18 AM
#30:


Jen0125 posted...
You're the only one acting like a victim in this weird situation you've created in your head and continuously throw up onto this message board


bwah, someone defend me in the topic my name wasn't even in the title of. i just wandered in here by coincidence! how dare someone take one of my half dozen topics off the front page making their own.

*angry potato chip eating sounds*

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DirtBasedSoap
10/04/20 3:00:53 AM
#31:


dude are you for real lmoa
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Jen0125
10/04/20 3:01:27 AM
#32:


Because people only read topics that have their name in the title

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DirtBasedSoap
10/04/20 3:04:36 AM
#33:


I truly hope you find happiness my dude @WhiskeyDisk
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WhiskeyDisk
10/04/20 3:06:20 AM
#34:


Jen0125 posted...
Because people only read topics that have their name in the title

so what, Pringles? Doritos? Ruffles?

i must have these answers.

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Jen0125
10/04/20 3:07:04 AM
#35:


Idk look at the crumbs on your shirt, bro. If you're forgetting what snacks you're eating you may wanna see a doctor

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likehelly
10/04/20 3:07:14 AM
#36:


jen really got you that upset huh

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WhiskeyDisk
10/04/20 3:07:48 AM
#37:


Jen0125 posted...
Idk look at the crumbs on your shirt, bro. If you're forgetting what snacks you're eating you may wanna see a doctor

"I know you are, but what am I?": the post.

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DirtBasedSoap
10/04/20 3:08:41 AM
#38:


likehelly posted...
jen really got you that upset huh
stop simpin bro
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Jen0125
10/04/20 3:10:55 AM
#39:


I don't get it. Is eating chips like an insult

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DirtBasedSoap
10/04/20 3:11:24 AM
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WhiskeyDisk
10/04/20 3:12:07 AM
#41:


Jen0125 posted...
I don't get it. Is eating chips like an insult

like, you do realize how stupid this post is after trying to flip the chip thing back on me, right?

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Jen0125
10/04/20 3:14:40 AM
#42:


Bro you take this site waaay too seriously. You may need to get a hobby

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WhiskeyDisk
10/04/20 3:16:08 AM
#43:


Jen0125 posted...
Bro you take this site waaay too seriously. You may need to get a hobby


how many topics have I made in the past week?

just asking for a friend.

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DirtBasedSoap
10/04/20 3:17:11 AM
#44:


how many topics you make isnt really relevant to how seriously you take this place in all honesty
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Jen0125
10/04/20 3:17:40 AM
#45:


The whole point of this site is to make topics and posts how many posts or topics have you made about me in the past week?

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WhiskeyDisk
10/04/20 3:18:27 AM
#46:


DirtBasedSoap posted...
how many topics you make isnt really relevant to how seriously you take this place in all honesty

i'm about to tag you "turtleneck" because your jabs are like being strangled by a weak toddler.

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WhiskeyDisk
10/04/20 3:19:44 AM
#47:


Jen0125 posted...
The whole point of this site is to make topics and posts how many posts or topics have you made about me in the past week?

less than the total topics youve made by an order of magnitude, I'm positive. would you like to borrow a shovel?

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Jen0125
10/04/20 3:21:16 AM
#48:


WhiskeyDisk posted...
less than the total topics youve made by an order of magnitude, I'm positive. would you like to borrow a shovel?

But still far too many

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WhiskeyDisk
10/04/20 3:22:10 AM
#49:


Jen0125 posted...
But still far too many


if you ever want to fight your own fight Gru, let me know.

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DirtBasedSoap
10/04/20 3:22:16 AM
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you admitted to having a small, nonfunctional dick today lmao
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