Current Events > DSPGaming General XVII: The Chargebacks of Snortre Dame

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Fuck netflix.

DSP is the real "great pretender."

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He fake cried that his parents might die of covid and the paypigs showered him with money. Disgusting. He might milk their actual deaths for years.
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LightningAce11 posted...

He fake cried that his parents might die of covid and the paypigs showered him with money. Disgusting. He might milk their actual deaths for years.

I'd sympathize with Phil worrying about his parents, if his ultimate goal (as with everything) wasn't to make money off of it. Quick reminder, but Phil is the person who monitized a video talking about the death of a friend. Yes, he made a video of a person who supposedly was dear to him and died, in order to make money.

Also, Phil complained after sitting at 13 dollars of tips that "tips were slow" and "what are you gonna do?"

Doesn't matter that he made close to 500 dollars yesterday, or 200 dollars during the early stream. Tips are slow NOW. It is like he instantly tries to make people forget how much money he made earlier, so he can extract more money now.

It's disgusting how he constantly and actively obfuscates his income and tries to memory-hole every extra dollar he makes in order to cry poor.

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DSP only makes money on that day stream. Anything else doesn't exist.

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Toger posted...

DSP only makes money on that day stream. Anything else doesn't exist.

I mean, I get living in the here and now. But if it happened yesterday, in Phil world, it immediatly becomes ancient history, bearing no weight on the present.

It's just as you say, it doesn't matter he made 700 dollars yesterday, because he is only at 13 dollars NOW.

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Phil could win the big game lottery and still find reasons to beg for money

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WallStreetWolf posted...

Phil could win the big game lottery and still find reasons to beg for money

If Phil wins tomorrow, the money will be gone within a week, and memory-holed into oblivion.

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Nazanir posted...

If Phil wins tomorrow, the money will be gone within a week, and memory-holed into oblivion.

Lottery? What the fuck are you talking about dood *snort*it was some gift cards I can't even use and now my taxes got raised. I don't care what that stupid newspaper says about me being a millionnaire now. Fuckin idiots in the chat today bringing up drama

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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1332839888916340738?s=19

This shit right here. Just look at that final, passive aggresive, sentence: "Can't imagine what people are saying otherwise lol.

Phil is, Phil is saying otherwise. He has been pissing against ANYONE getting ANYTHING for free, calling them shills and shitting all over them. But when it comes to people with disabilities he suddenly tries to make nice. But from that last passive aggresive sentence is becomes clear he is still butthurt as fuck that he didn't get anything for free.

If he keeps doubling down further, he'll end up in the Earth's core.

Phil said that tonight's CoD stream will be better than ever, since the controller "issue" has been fixed. Someone then asked Phil (and rightfully so I might add), if he was going to refund the 70 dollars to the fan who bought him the new controller.

This caused Phil to freak out, and called the person a troll and a mouth-drooling idiot asking stupid questions. A second person asking the same thing, was banned. Mind you, that person was a 6 month subscriber.

Phil is such a fucking piece of shit. Can't admit that he fucked up with the controller, and if someone politely asked if Phil would do the right thing, he will chew them up, spit them out and shit all over them.

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Spooking posted...

I wonder if Phil lied about the controller in order to get a free one so Kat and him can play games together.

Occam's Razor says it's more likely he was stupid enough to think that it not working means its broken without him having to tinker with the options and just taking advantage of his whale sanctuary to enrich himself after the fact.
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I definitely think he was just so stupid he didn't know he was doing something wrong

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DeadBankerDream posted...

Occam's Razor says it's more likely he was stupid enough to think that it not working means its broken without him having to tinker with the options and just taking advantage of his whale sanctuary to enrich himself after the fact.

Both are equally possible, it's not the first time Phil has gotten something under the guise of a lie. Remember all the tax fund raisers and the 4.000 dollara Phil got from his mom? Thanks to the bankruptcy we know not a single cent of all of that actually went to taxes. So why buy a controller when you can get your fans to get you one for free?

On the other hand, we know how much Phil sucks at pretty much everything. Fuck, my 9 year old autistic son has better problem solving skills than Phil has. And Phil is known to just throw money against every problem he comes across.

The two take aways from this whole situation:

1. It doesn't matter which one it is, it makes Phil look like a complete asshole either way.

2. The fact that when people inquired about it, he turnes into a complete toxic asshole.

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Why would Phil refund that shit? Only iced cuck would happily buy him another. Dude paid almost $200 to see Phil put on a cowboy hat.

Balnazarr posted...

Why would Phil refund that shit? Only iced cuck would happily buy him another. Dude paid almost $200 to see Phil put on a cowboy hat.

Phil could refund the money because someone literally wasted 70 dollars because of HIS incompetence.

If anything, refunding that money would garner a lot of sympathy from people.

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Phil, give up money willingly? Like that's going to happen.

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Imagine being this greedy and pathetic you insult the people who give you money so you can continue to play games badly instead of getting a job.
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...He's literally ragging on his fans for 50 bits?

Please tell me this is a seriously out-of-date April Fool's joke.

He should be thankful he gets money AT ALL. There are people right now that would KILL for 50 cents.

DevilZhouYu posted...

...He's literally ragging on his fans for 50 bits?

Please tell me this is a seriously out-of-date April Fool's joke.

He should be thankful he gets money AT ALL. There are people right now that would KILL for 50 cents.

This is the same man that says on multiple occassions that tips as little as a dollar helps.

And this is gonna be great if Phil gets wind of it: Tevin has been partnered on Twitch. Can't wait to see the salt this will produce.

Phil is trying to memory-hole the controller, is now going to perpetuate the lie that his controller was defective, rather than him being incompetent:

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1333303608385839104?s=19

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And of course the 50 bit bitch got unbanned after begging phil.

His fans are so pathetic.
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If I give Phil 1 dollar will he have a depthful conversation about his horrible behavior?
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DeadBankerDream posted...

If I give Phil 1 dollar will he have a depthful conversation about his horrible behavior?

He'll misrepresent anything and everything you say. Pigroach lives in a straw hut.
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Rage quitted demon souls again lol.
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But... he already beat it on PS3.
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What's he done in Demon's?

Has he beat Flamelurker or Maneater yet?
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One thing I can't understand with this guy is that now that he's married, he refuses to do romance options in video games and look at any character with even a hint of sex appeal. Like, he'll take all of this with actual disgust now.

Does he sincerely think that he's cheating on his wife if he does a romance storyline or comments on some female character in a game?

I'm truly baffled at his train of thought.

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Storm Chamber posted...

Does he sincerely think that he's cheating on his wife if he does a romance storyline or comments on some female character in a game?

Yes. Yes he does.

He said romance options are only for kids and a mature man who has a wife doesn't need to do that.
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I am still STILL baffled by the fact that he doesn't retain information.

He has played every FROM Software game twice at the leasr, with the exception of Sekiro. He should know just by sheer repetition, how these games work and play. And he STILL is complaining about the delayed dodges (he was holding up the controller in true Phil fashion to show the delay, but it wasn't there of course).

But even if there was a delay, he should have adapted to it by now. I swear he must have a cognitive disability, because he doesn't retain anything learned, nor does he adapt. I know for a fact, that even if you keep doing something over and over, even if you dislike it, the repetition makes you more proficient at it.

But not Phil.

This is why he loves Bug Snax so much, and why it is unironically a contender for game of the year for Phil: the game takes no effort, is easy to follow and you can't even die. Phil has taken to defend the game as not being a "children's" game.

That game is a perfectly reflection of what Phil actually is. Compare Phil's attitude when playing both Bug Snax and Demon's Souls.

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I heard that the combination of getting mad regularly when things don't go his way+not being able to adapt after repetition is a sign of possible autism? Is that true?
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LightningAce11 posted...

I heard that the combination of getting mad regularly when things don't go his way+not being able to adapt after repetition is a sign of possible autism? Is that true?

I'd still chalk it up to Phil being a massive narcissist. He doesn't have to improve, he is perfect as he is.

This is why he blames everything, including planetary alignment, but never himself.

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LightningAce11 posted...

I heard that the combination of getting mad regularly when things don't go his way+not being able to adapt after repetition is a sign of possible autism? Is that true?

He has multiple signs of it, and repetition is just one. Take it from someone who is on the spectrum themselves. I've listed it before here.

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Very salty that cd projekt red sent action figures to other youtubers and streamers but not him.

Pigroach is having wolverine toy flashbacks.
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Did he have a full on melty that people aren't giving him free shit even though he adds nothing of value to them?
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Usual talk about shills and bias toward reviews.

He's missing the days where he'd spam youtube with day 1 videos.
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Got a link to him getting upset over this?

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Wow, thanks.

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Man, he really, really hates it whenever other streamers/Youtubers get free stuff and he doesn't. It's funny how they are all "paid shills" and those people never say anything negative about the games they receive for free (which they will do if the game is not good).

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It's funny. He keeps shitting on people for being shills, and how he is "just like us", an honest guy, who has to buy games just like everyone else.

But everytime someone gets something he wants/needs for free, he throws a bitch fit. He is seeping with jealousy while shitting all over people. He even did so with Super Blindman, saying he "only got a PS5 because of his disability".

Phil also went on another Twitter slapfight.over TLOU2 again. For some reason this game brings out the best (worst) in him. Never is he able to actually have an argument without insulting people.

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Yeah the TLOU2 stuff is crazy. He's piggybacking on what other people who dislike the game, calling anybody who likes the game a brainwashed shill who lives ina safe space.

Dude has zero self awareness. Life needs to hit him really hard without any paypigs to help.
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I had to share this, Phil is so fucking dumb it physicslly hurts:

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1334628516306907136?s=19

"I didn't call anyone brainwashed, but you are brainwashed."

I know he doesn't have any filter when he talks, but doesn't he look at what he is typing?

But more importantly:

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1334626890154270722?s=19

He literally said it a few tweets ago in the same thread. The fuck is going on inside his head.

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The shilling of his fucking hour long review is absurd. You're having an argument on a platform that limits itself to 248 letters and you're acting like it's a win for you when people don't want to watch an hour long video by someone they rightly consider an idiot.
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how cringy was his actual tlou2 playthrough

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I can only imagine that he read all the leaks and watched some dumb videos to get his exact anti-sjw reactions ready and know how to apply them.
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