Poll of the Day > Anyone good with cars? My immobilizer is activated.

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Jen0125
10/03/20 10:45:10 AM
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It's a 2013 Volvo S60 with a fob and no key.

I tried the second fob I have. We tried charging the battery. I tried to do the holding down lock and unlock. I tried pressing the panic button for 5 seconds.

Does anyone know how to shut this off? I don't want to tow it to a freaking dealer.

https://www.youcanic.com/guide/volvo-immobilizer-see-manual-problem

I was looking at this site and I'm gonna try disconnecting the fuse next.

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Clench281
10/03/20 10:47:17 AM
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Did you try turning it off and on again?

As a gay, this is all the advice I have to offer

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Jen0125
10/03/20 11:26:01 AM
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Well I did the fuse thing and now a bunch of other errors popped so fuck it I'm just getting it towed

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PK_Spam
10/03/20 11:32:44 AM
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Do you have one of those computers you can plug into your car to help you find problems/errors? It wont help 100% of the time, but Ive found that its a good starting point for figuring out issues.

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Wanded
10/03/20 11:34:19 AM
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did it social distance from other cars? maybe it got car covid

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Jen0125
10/03/20 11:34:19 AM
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PK_Spam posted...
Do you have one of those computers you can plug into your car to help you find problems/errors? It wont help 100% of the time, but Ive found that its a good starting point for figuring out issues.

No, I don't. But it's either the battery needs to be replaced or they need to reprogram the key fob which I can't do.

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Wanded
10/03/20 11:36:21 AM
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you can get car parts cheap here

https://www.rockauto.com/

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Clench281
10/05/20 7:27:22 AM
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Lmao THAT message was deleted?

Either way I hope the car is doing better

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Gamerz4Justice
10/05/20 8:36:36 AM
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Clench281 posted...
Lmao THAT message was deleted?

Either way I hope the car is doing better
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SunWuKung420
10/05/20 9:30:18 AM
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So what was the problem?

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Jen0125
10/05/20 9:42:25 AM
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I just needed a new battery luckily. The tow driver was able to jump it after we couldn't and said the case was bulging and to get a new one. So I drove it to autozone and they installed it for me. Now she drives fine.

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SunWuKung420
10/05/20 12:22:09 PM
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That's good.

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captpackrat
10/05/20 1:31:31 PM
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You should get a car scanner. They'll pay for themselves very quickly. I've got this one:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00PJPHEBO/

It's $13 and is compatible with Torque Pro (which costs $5 on Google Play). It can not only show the error codes but can also display live engine data. If your check engine light is on it's an automatic smog check fail, and with this you can clear the error if it's something minor like a loose gas cap.

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Clench281
10/06/20 2:07:57 PM
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captpackrat posted...
You should get a car scanner. They'll pay for themselves very quickly. I've got this one:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00PJPHEBO/

It's $13 and is compatible with Torque Pro (which costs $5 on Google Play). It can not only show the error codes but can also display live engine data. If your check engine light is on it's an automatic smog check fail, and with this you can clear the error if it's something minor like a loose gas cap.

So the main benefit is knowing whether or not it's something you actually need to bring in, or can ignore?

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captpackrat
10/06/20 4:59:47 PM
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Clench281 posted...
So the main benefit is knowing whether or not it's something you actually need to bring in, or can ignore?
Some errors are just plain stupid, like a loose gas cap. Others are things you might be able to fix yourself, depending on how handy you are (and how hard your car is to repair), like an oxygen sensor or a mass air flow sensor. And some are things that you'll probably want a pro to do, like replacing a catalytic converter. Being able to see what the error is will also tell you if this is something that you can put off for a while or if it needs to be fixed NOW.

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Clench281
10/06/20 5:10:23 PM
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seems pretty dumb that cars can't natively report error codes. Just opens up opportunity for motorists to be exploited by mechanics.

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