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SomeGuyUO
09/20/20 3:55:13 PM
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I hate them. Especially at work.

"But I meant the other way"
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AlephZero
09/20/20 4:06:54 PM
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A banana has two uses

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VideoboysaysCube
09/20/20 4:26:14 PM
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Not a sentence, but I like how literally has come to mean figuratively, but still sometimes literally.

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Nacen
09/20/20 4:27:20 PM
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Let's eat Grandma.

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Yep.
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AlisLandale
09/20/20 4:29:31 PM
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We invited the strippers, JFK and Stalin to the party.

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AlCalavicci
09/20/20 4:53:24 PM
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"I don't know about that"

It can be taken as "I challenge/doubt that viewpoint", or "I have no knowledge of that statement"

Actually just said that exact phrase to my fiance yesterday and she thought I meant one when I actually meant the other

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AlephZero
09/20/20 7:16:22 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
We invited the strippers, JFK and Stalin to the party.
the oxford comma is a tool of facism

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DrizztLink
09/20/20 7:21:50 PM
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AlephZero posted...
the oxford comma is a tool of facism
I will fight you in Hell atop a mound of bones.

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