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HylianFox
09/20/20 1:57:23 PM
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Just 13 y/o edgelords trying to be edgy?

"Eww, this game smells like old people!"

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Damn_Underscore
09/20/20 1:58:33 PM
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It's more like the game has obvious flaws and now that a ton of people are playing the game they are all noticing them.

Blame Nintendo for not updating the game at all.

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Turbam
09/20/20 1:58:37 PM
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Zoomies

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nativengine
09/20/20 1:59:19 PM
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, Zoomer

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Irony
09/20/20 1:59:27 PM
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The game has issues and the 3D All Stars actually made them worse

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TheVipaGTS
09/20/20 1:59:52 PM
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A lot of people view it through nostalgia glasses tbh. It was fine for its time. Its aged terribly.

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nfearurspecimn
09/20/20 2:33:35 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
A lot of people view it through nostalgia glasses tbh. It was fine for its time. Its aged terribly.
I agree with this. It was designed to be "babbys first 3D platformer". I mean, I still love it though.

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Chunkey Simmons
09/20/20 2:35:41 PM
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In the last couple days I've seen a lot of people complain about Super Mario 64 DS, not the original. I like how a sudden way it's considered a bad game
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Guide
09/20/20 2:36:22 PM
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The subject has come up, what with new title out and all, and so people voice things on said subject. It's not that people suddenly decided to dislike Mario 64, you're just hearing this all at once.

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Antifar
09/20/20 2:37:20 PM
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I remember thinking 64 DS was great, even 8 or so years after the original. Haven't touched it on Switch yet, though.
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tremain07
09/20/20 2:38:51 PM
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Godnorgosh posted...
Gen Z, man

https://youtu.be/vQOTMmySfmY
Yeah, it is what it is. what a surprise that decade old games are a bitch to play with modern controls, especially when those controls are implemented so poorly, I can't imagine what a fucking pain it is to play Sunshine with Joycons when they suffer so often from the drift especially in the F.L.U.D.D-less areas where the slightest misstep will send you plummeting into the bottomless pits.

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BeyondWalls
09/20/20 2:39:43 PM
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N64 has aged horribly. Thats why. The camera, the controls, the graphics. None of it is good. It was an important system, but it was a stepping stone. The Atari 2600 aged better than the N64.

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Butterfiles
09/20/20 2:41:01 PM
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BeyondWalls posted...
N64 has aged horribly. Thats why.


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tremain07
09/20/20 2:42:04 PM
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Yeah it has, I look at the old controller for the 64 and am just lost on how the fuck I played with that thing back then. Look at this thing



Gamecube controller= best controller ,I loved the way that thing felt in my hands

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Doe
09/20/20 2:42:27 PM
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Lots of the levels are just "look Ma I'm moving in the 3D axis!" They're very basic by modern standards. Speaking as a zoomer.

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BudDupree48
09/20/20 2:44:53 PM
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smh cancel culture gone too far

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Solar_Crimson
09/20/20 2:48:18 PM
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Super Mario 64 aged worse than the original Super Mario Bros. did.

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Guide
09/20/20 4:38:38 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Super Mario 64 aged worse than the original Super Mario Bros. did.

Which didn't age poorly at all, really.

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One_Day_Remains
09/20/20 4:41:56 PM
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BeyondWalls posted...
The Atari 2600 aged better than the N64.


Lol that's just flat out false
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Southernfatman
09/20/20 4:42:55 PM
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I undestand that things can eventually be dated, but is it really necessary to go around shitting on old things and not seeing how they were for their time?

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nfearurspecimn
09/20/20 4:43:05 PM
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Guide posted...
Which didn't age poorly at all, really.
I'd agree with that statement were you talking about SMB 2 or 3, but not SMB 1. It's still a good game, but it has aged poorly.

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One_Day_Remains
09/20/20 4:43:20 PM
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Guide posted...


Which didn't age poorly at all, really.


SMB1 has definitely aged poorly. There's a reason nobody talks about it and everyone talks about SMB3 and SMW (and hell, even SMB2 USA) instead.
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im not 13
09/20/20 4:43:36 PM
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I mean I can't stand playing sm64 but it's only because I've beaten it like 10 times and seen 100s of speedruns of it

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Verdekal
09/20/20 4:46:02 PM
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It was the breakthrough model 3D platformer. Of course it wouldn't hold water today.

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CM_Ponch
09/20/20 4:50:09 PM
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It's just mad zoomers

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Damn_Underscore
09/20/20 4:50:56 PM
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Verdekal posted...
It was the breakthrough model 3D platformer. Of course it wouldn't hold water today.

Crash Bandicoot came out a few months later (actually before SM64 in the US) and is amazing today.

Good games are always good, bad games are always bad.

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nfearurspecimn
09/20/20 4:51:24 PM
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CM_Ponch posted...
It's just mad zoomers
to be fair, it has aged quite poorly. they didn't even try.

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Makeveli_lives
09/20/20 4:52:25 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
I undestand that things can eventually be dated, but is it really necessary to go around shitting on old things and not seeing how they were for their time?
I adore pokemon but I ain't about to say red and blue weren't a broken, unbalanced mess.

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im not 13
09/20/20 4:53:08 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
Crash Bandicoot came out a few months later (actually before SM64 in the US) and is amazing today.

Good games are always good, bad games are always bad.

Completely disagree with everything you said

A game can be good in it's time but not be up to scratch today

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CM_Ponch
09/20/20 4:54:35 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
Crash Bandicoot came out a few months later (actually before SM64 in the US) and is amazing today.

Good games are always good, bad games are always bad.
Crash isn't comparable to Mario 64 at all. Crash was essentially a 2D game in 3D.

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Scotty_Rogers
09/20/20 4:54:48 PM
#35:


If you're gonna rerelease an old game, you touch it up so it's more acceptable by today's standards. Nintendo didn't even try here.

Damn_Underscore posted...
Crash Bandicoot came out a few months later (actually before SM64 in the US) and is amazing today.

Naw, the original Bandicoot and Spyro are trash by today's standards. They were just touched up for their PS4 rerelease, iirc.

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One_Day_Remains
09/20/20 4:54:48 PM
#36:


Also how poorly the game has aged may depend on your enjoyment of collectathons in general. I had fun with the DS version so its not that dated to me, and its still possible to enjoy playing through it despite how barren a lot of stages may look

The same people who didn't care that much for Odyssey probably wouldn't be replaying this
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nfearurspecimn
09/20/20 4:56:37 PM
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One_Day_Remains posted...
Also how poorly the game has aged may depend on your enjoyment of collectathons in general. I had fun with the DS version so its not that dated to me, and its still possible to enjoy playing through it despite how barren a lot of stages may look
I still enjoy Mario 64 tbh, but I'd still say it aged pretty poorly objectively.

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Damn_Underscore
09/20/20 4:57:37 PM
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If a game is all you have, then you'll be more willing to forgive obvious flaws.

2D Madden games are just not fun, but they were the best simulation football games of their time. Tecmo Super Bowl has flaws of its own but that game (and series in general) is so much more fun to play than old Madden.

A game like Super Mario Bros 1, though, the only real flaw is that the graphics aren't that good. But that is the best thing to have as your flaw because who really cares.

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nfearurspecimn
09/20/20 4:59:41 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
the only real flaw is that the graphics aren't that good
can't go backwards
can't grab shells
harsh jump mechanics

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Damn_Underscore
09/20/20 5:02:20 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
can't go backwards
can't grab shells
harsh jump mechanics

Ok?

Super Mario Bros 1 2 3 and World are all very different experiences. Have you played Mario maker? This is like saying Tony Hawk 3 sucks because you can't get off your board and there is a 2 minute time limit.


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One_Day_Remains
09/20/20 5:04:41 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...


Ok?

Super Mario Bros 1 2 3 and World are all very different experiences. Have you played Mario maker? This is like saying Tony Hawk 3 sucks because you can't get off your board and there is a 2 minute time limit.



Well THPS1 and 2 are super dated so
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nfearurspecimn
09/20/20 5:07:06 PM
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Tony Hawk 3 was my favorite one. I liked it even though I had the lowly PSX version.

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CM_Ponch
09/20/20 5:10:10 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
can't go backwards
can't grab shells
harsh jump mechanics
Aside from the jump mechanics nether of those are flaws. The game wasn't built with those in mind.

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Lyrica
09/20/20 5:11:43 PM
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CM_Ponch posted...
Aside from the jump mechanics nether of those are flaws. The game wasn't built with those in mind.
Hence why it aged poorly.
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GiftedACIII
09/20/20 5:12:17 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
I agree with this. It was designed to be "babbys first 3D platformer". I mean, I still love it though.


It was the pioneer of 3D platformers.
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CM_Ponch
09/20/20 5:13:03 PM
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Lyrica posted...
Hence why it aged poorly.
Neither of those aged the game poorly. Mario lacking a move that the game wasn't designed around or needed does not age it poorly.

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ZevLoveDOOM
09/20/20 5:13:28 PM
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i get the cultural impact this game had but overall, it's my least favorite 3D Mario game tbh. specially when you got Odyssey!

with that said tho, i still enjoy it. hell i'm playing on 3D All Stars rn. only thing that pisses me off is the camera but besides that, it's still a nice piece of nostalgia!
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One_Day_Remains
09/20/20 5:17:03 PM
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CM_Ponch posted...

Neither of those aged the game poorly. Mario lacking a move that the game wasn't designed around or needed does not age it poorly.


It does however, in addition to very simplistic level design, make the game basic and boring

Which are core determinants of what makes a game dated. It's not horrendously dated like Zelda 1 but there isn't much incentive to play it now
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TheMikh
09/20/20 5:17:13 PM
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tremain07 posted...
Yeah it has, I look at the old controller for the 64 and am just lost on how the fuck I played with that thing back then. Look at this thing



Gamecube controller= best controller ,I loved the way that thing felt in my hands

the trident was great

i'd hold that thing tilted 90 degrees to the left and still kick everyone's butt at super smash bros

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Kisai
09/20/20 5:19:11 PM
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What the fuck, just a year ago, everyone loved the game, now suddenly everyone's turning on it after the release of 3D All-Stars?

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