Current Events > $100,000 but you have to read every license/user agreement you get/got out loud

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Meaning every thing from your first computer to your latest cell phone and beyond, you have to read its agreement. And no skimming; you need to read EVERYTHING.

Since I am a merciful man, I shall give you one week per agreement. Meaning that as long as you have unread agreements, you need to read at least one of them per week, but it doesnt need to be all at once.

If you miss a deadline you will be hooked up to the Machine of Unspeakable Doom, which swaps your conscious and unconscious minds, rendering your fantasies pointless, while everything you know becomes impossible to grasp. Also, every 10 seconds it stabs your balls.

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$100,000 is a lot of money, and I can read pretty fast so at worst it sets me back 20 minutes a few times a month. I'm trying to think about how often these pop up in my life and it's not very often. I say yes, give me money.

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It pops up a lot in my life given how many games I download :<

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Sure.

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