Current Events > You are given $1,000,000 but you have to blow it all on something comically dumb

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Chadwick69 09/16/20 7:01:51 AM #1:	You are given $1,000,000. The catch is you cannot do anything smart or generous with it. You can only spend the money for comically stupid reasons. So no donating or doing anything to profit yourself. What do you do with it? <cite>Chadwick69 posted [p:944665629] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>You are given $1,000,000. The catch is you cannot do anything smart or generous with it. You can only spend the money for comically stupid reasons. So no donating or doing anything to profit yourself. What do you do with it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 09/16/20 7:03:04 AM #2:	Hire a marketing firm to create an advertising campaign for a brand of cookie that does not exist. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:944665641] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>Hire a marketing firm to create an advertising campaign for a brand of cookie that does not exist. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xatrion 09/16/20 7:03:28 AM #3:	Build a pool in my backyard and fill it with jello. --- Shut your BF28/9 sound hole and listen up. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Strike three. <cite>Xatrion posted [p:944665647] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>Build a pool in my backyard and fill it with jello. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slayerblade11 09/16/20 7:04:16 AM #4:	Probably buy the worlds rarest video games and buy the worlds best gaming rig <cite>Slayerblade11 posted [p:944665654] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>Probably buy the worlds rarest video games and buy the worlds best gaming rig </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 09/16/20 7:05:36 AM #5:	Donate to Bernie Sanders --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:944665667] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>Donate to Bernie Sanders </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
winged_weltall 09/16/20 7:08:36 AM #6:	I have a thing for watches, so I'd splurge it all on the sickest watches. <cite>winged_weltall posted [p:944665703] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>I have a thing for watches, so I'd splurge it all on the sickest watches. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Doge 09/16/20 7:14:43 AM #8:	But I don't want to spend it on @jpennys_cat --- Wow such signature join Dogefaqs today http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1341-dogefaqs Mayor of CE <cite>The_Doge posted [p:944665777] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>But I don't want to spend it on @jpennys_cat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Machete 09/16/20 7:20:07 AM #10:	Can I spend it all on gambling and do whatever I want with any winnings? --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- "the final thing that set the mods off was a picture of two lions having sex." -boxington <cite>Machete posted [p:944665853] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>Can I spend it all on gambling and do whatever I want with any winnings?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BettyWhite 09/16/20 7:23:41 AM #11:	Create a webshow where musicians compete to create the greatest theme song for an Abe Vigoda themed porno. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat <cite>BettyWhite posted [p:944665900] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>Create a webshow where musicians compete to create the greatest theme song for an Abe Vigoda themed porno. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 09/16/20 7:26:05 AM #12:	If I can't be generous with it, how am I going to spend it on something comically dumb? Ey! --- Hello, I lack empathy. I am a certified villain who lacks basic human decency. I laugh at images of sad puppies. I eat animal crackers starting with the head. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:944665943] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>If I can't be generous with it, how am I going to spend it on something comically dumb? Ey! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cobra1010 09/16/20 7:28:40 AM #13:	Is it enough to build a life size gundam statue in my backyard? If it needs more land, I can negotiate with the farmer and pay him a bit of money to cut into his land. --- Now is the hour! Riders of Rohan! Oaths you have taken, now fulfill them all, to lord and land! <cite>Cobra1010 posted [p:944665985] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>Is it enough to build a life size gundam statue in my backyard? If it needs more land, I can negotiate with the farmer and pay him a bit of money to cut into his land. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 09/16/20 7:31:56 AM #14:	Pay a thousand people a thousand dollars to hit trump in the face with pies after he leaves office. --- You load sixteen tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:944666033] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>Pay a thousand people a thousand dollars to hit trump in the face with pies after he leaves office. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Perascamin 09/16/20 7:36:46 AM #15:	Buy 1 million scratch off tickets --- I've grown. <cite>Perascamin posted [p:944666106] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>Buy 1 million scratch off tickets </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HValle 09/16/20 7:40:00 AM #16:	Is putting that money into waifu IA reserch dumb enough? Or does it count as profiting myself (not with money, but with the results)? --- The C is for Courage, just another word for brave O! Oh my god, what a very handsome knaive <cite>HValle posted [p:944666159] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>Is putting that money into waifu IA reserch dumb enough? Or does it count as profiting myself (not with money, but with the results)? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 09/16/20 7:40:34 AM #17:	Perascamin posted... Buy 1 million scratch off tickets You'd be better off buying 100k $10 tickets or 50k $20 tickets. They have much higher top prizes and better odds. It varies by state, but here, the most expensive ones have grand prizes of anywhere from 1-20 mil while $1 tickets have grand prizes of only up to 5k. --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- "the final thing that set the mods off was a picture of two lions having sex." -boxington <cite>Machete posted [p:944666167] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>Perascamin posted...</cite> <quote>Buy 1 million scratch off tickets </quote> You'd be better off buying 100k $10 tickets or 50k $20 tickets. They have much higher top prizes and better odds. It varies by state, but here, the most expensive ones have grand prizes of anywhere from 1-20 mil while $1 tickets have grand prizes of only up to 5k.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 09/16/20 7:43:25 AM #18:	I build stairs. Not in a building, just like, in the middle of nowhere. And all the money is spent making the stairs reach as high as possible. There is no destination. Its just stairs. When you reach the top, thats it. --- #1 Kaiju Fangirl ^_^ https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:944666212] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>I build stairs. Not in a building, just like, in the middle of nowhere. And all the money is spent making the stairs reach as high as possible. There is no destination. Its just stairs. When you reach the top, thats it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3PiesAndAFork 09/16/20 7:47:51 AM #19:	I create a company with myself as the sole staff, and pay that company to dance in front of a mirror. --- "I could care less" means you care right now. The proper phrase is "I couldn't care less." <cite>3PiesAndAFork posted [p:944666286] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>I create a company with myself as the sole staff, and pay that company to dance in front of a mirror. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chadwick69 09/16/20 8:15:54 AM #20:	AlisLandale posted... I build stairs. Not in a building, just like, in the middle of nowhere. And all the money is spent making the stairs reach as high as possible. There is no destination. Its just stairs. When you reach the top, thats it. Best answer so far. <cite>Chadwick69 posted [p:944666766] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>AlisLandale posted... </cite> <quote>I build stairs. Not in a building, just like, in the middle of nowhere. And all the money is spent making the stairs reach as high as possible. There is no destination. Its just stairs. When you reach the top, thats it.</quote>Best answer so far. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 09/16/20 8:17:32 AM #21:	winged_weltall posted... I have a thing for watches, so I'd splurge it all on the sickest watches. This as my thought as well. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:944666796] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>winged_weltall posted... </cite> <quote>I have a thing for watches, so I'd splurge it all on the sickest watches.</quote>This as my thought as well. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 09/16/20 8:19:27 AM #22:	https://youtu.be/7I95rdKhWD0 --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:944666834] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/7I95rdKhWD0 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DEKMStephens 09/16/20 8:20:52 AM #23:	Invest it all in Sealand --- ----- ------- <cite>DEKMStephens posted [p:944666860] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>Invest it all in Sealand </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MT_TRAEH 09/16/20 8:32:45 AM #24:	donate it to gfaqs --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>MT_TRAEH posted [p:944667083] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>donate it to gfaqs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Collat 09/16/20 8:56:50 AM #25:	Buy an XFL team and rename it the Alaska Pipelines without relocating it. <cite>Collat posted [p:944667612] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>Buy an XFL team and rename it the Alaska Pipelines without relocating it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
regirafariger 09/16/20 8:59:20 AM #26:	Purchase however many copies of Brewster's Millions and A Million To Juan $1,000,000 will buy. --- Blue Lou Diamond Diamond Almonds Phillips. <cite>regirafariger posted [p:944667676] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>Purchase however many copies of Brewster's Millions and A Million To Juan $1,000,000 will buy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dreamprism 09/16/20 9:13:24 AM #27:	Pass, because I don't want to waste it all and then have to pay taxes on it. --- Walking all night to filter dawn's light into rainbows. * My Site: http://prismaticpenguin.com (needs updating) <cite>Dreamprism posted [p:944668007] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>Pass, because I don't want to waste it all and then have to pay taxes on it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apple1986 09/16/20 9:24:07 AM #28:	Isn't this how Freddie Got Fingered came about? --- I wanted ooorange, it gave me lemon-lime - Gunther Hermann <cite>apple1986 posted [p:944668300] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>Isn't this how Freddie Got Fingered came about? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 09/16/20 9:24:58 AM #29:	I already do that with my paychecks --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:944668319] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>I already do that with my paychecks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SolidShadow3 09/16/20 9:25:12 AM #30:	Buy 500,000 Powerball tickets with the numbers 1,2,3,4,69 --- By Odin's beard! <cite>SolidShadow3 posted [p:944668333] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>Buy 500,000 Powerball tickets with the numbers 1,2,3,4,69 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Popo 09/16/20 9:26:51 AM #31:	Drop $1,000,000 worth of tacos equipped with tiny parachutes over the Arctic to feed the polar bears --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:944668378] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>Drop $1,000,000 worth of tacos equipped with tiny parachutes over the Arctic to feed the polar bears </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrNintendo1213 09/16/20 9:42:05 AM #32:	Femboy Hooters. --- Dot Dot Dot... <cite>MrNintendo1213 posted [p:944668816] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>Femboy Hooters. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aressar 09/16/20 10:09:12 AM #33:	Tranq my dad and have his house with him in it transported to Pakistan so we can sew some soccer balls together. Realistically though, I'd probably blow it all on Cartel Coins from Star Wars: The Old Republic. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. <cite>Aressar posted [p:944669570] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>Tranq my dad and have his house with him in it transported to Pakistan so we can sew some soccer balls together. Realistically though, I'd probably blow it all on Cartel Coins from Star Wars: The Old Republic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroX91 09/16/20 10:09:49 AM #34:	deupd_u posted... Donate to Bernie Sanders --- If the universe is so big why wont it fight me? <cite>ZeroX91 posted [p:944669582] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>deupd_u posted... </cite> <quote>Donate to Bernie Sanders</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unknown5uspect 09/16/20 10:14:17 AM #35:	MrNintendo1213 posted... Femboy Hooters. Man of Culture. AlisLandale posted... I build stairs. Not in a building, just like, in the middle of nowhere. And all the money is spent making the stairs reach as high as possible. There is no destination. Its just stairs. When you reach the top, thats it. I build stairs that start from the top of your stairs and goes back down, but leave a foot gap between the sets of stairs, just cause. --- #Riot2020 Eat The Rich <cite>Unknown5uspect posted [p:944669689] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>MrNintendo1213 posted... </cite> <quote>Femboy Hooters.</quote>Man of Culture. AlisLandale posted... </cite> <quote>I build stairs. Not in a building, just like, in the middle of nowhere. And all the money is spent making the stairs reach as high as possible. There is no destination. Its just stairs. When you reach the top, thats it.</quote>I build stairs that start from the top of your stairs and goes back down, but leave a foot gap between the sets of stairs, just cause. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 09/16/20 10:16:18 AM #36:	Joke answer: research space rocket launching via giant trampolines / slingshots Realistic answer: pay five girls 200 grand apiece for the marathon fetish orgy of my dreams --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:944669735] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>Joke answer: research space rocket launching via giant trampolines / slingshots Realistic answer: pay five girls 200 grand apiece for the marathon fetish orgy of my dreams </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arrow2theknees 09/16/20 10:17:24 AM #37:	I buy a massive goat farm --- I used to be an adventurer like you until... <cite>Arrow2theknees posted [p:944669756] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>I buy a massive goat farm </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pikachupwnage 09/16/20 10:19:22 AM #39:	I dress up in a slowpoke costume and donate to Hurricane Katrina relief efforts in nothing but pennies in George Bushs name --- My Mario Maker 2 Maker ID is J2K-RFD-K4G Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:944669805] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>I dress up in a slowpoke costume and donate to Hurricane Katrina relief efforts in nothing but pennies in George Bushs name </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gwynevere 09/16/20 10:20:49 AM #40:	A giant tesla coil in my backyard --- A hunter is a hunter...even in a dream <cite>Gwynevere posted [p:944669850] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>A giant tesla coil in my backyard </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jpennys_cat 09/16/20 4:19:33 PM #41:	The_Doge posted... But I don't want to spend it on @jpennys_cat Just give me the money and no one gets hurt. --- \| =^-^= >^..^< =^-^= \| A Super Nice Stray Kitty \| =^-^= >^..^< =^-^= \| #CEMayorElect #SayNoToWow #HatersGonnaHate \| #CateEmpire <cite>jpennys_cat posted [p:944683344] in You are gi... [t:78978118]...</cite> <quote>The_Doge posted... </cite> <quote>But I don't want to spend it on @jpennys_cat</quote>Just give me the money and no one gets hurt. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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