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wwinterj25
09/14/20 10:20:29 PM
#51:


Well this topic went well so give me a double rum and coke!

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wolfy42
09/14/20 10:21:19 PM
#52:


Finally, Pole of the day board lives up to it's name. We finally have poles!!

*Wanders in, takes a seat and orders a lemonade, tipping generously as he takes in the atmosphere, waves to a few POTD friends and relaxes*

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IronBornCorps
09/14/20 10:21:33 PM
#53:


WhiskeyDisk posted...
Copious amounts of cocaine run out of the place and prostitution if we're being totally honest.

That makes more sense than being raided for the owner dancing on a pole
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IronBornCorps
09/14/20 10:24:02 PM
#54:


*pours drinks for customers while giving a wink and blowing a kiss*

*goes to the back to change once more*

*comes out topless and in a g-string and starts putting on a show*
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WhiskeyDisk
09/14/20 10:25:26 PM
#55:


IronBornCorps posted...
That makes more sense than being raided for the owner dancing on a pole

I was mainly getting at the fact that the place was so wild, the "propietor/madam" had no compunctions about stepping up to the main stage herself on a slow night after a few huge rails and a couple of drinks

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wwinterj25
09/14/20 10:26:09 PM
#56:


*sits at a table near the stage*

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IronBornCorps
09/14/20 10:28:41 PM
#57:


WhiskeyDisk posted...
I was mainly getting at the fact that the place was so wild, the "propietor/madam" had no compunctions about stepping up to the main stage herself on a slow night after a few huge rails and a couple of drinks

I can see why that leadership style who lead to a chaotic environment for sure

wwinterj25 posted...
*sits at a table near the stage*

*stands on your table and continues dancing to give you an up close view*
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wwinterj25
09/14/20 10:31:21 PM
#58:


*puts down tips*

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IronBornCorps
09/14/20 10:33:40 PM
#59:


*does the splits and picks up the tip with my cheeks*

Thanks honey *blows kiss*
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wwinterj25
09/14/20 10:37:16 PM
#60:


*continues enjoying the show*

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JigsawTDC
09/14/20 10:38:18 PM
#61:


this topic is getting a little weird. i'm too stoned for this. can i have some of the mac and cheese you made in the other thread??
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IronBornCorps
09/14/20 10:41:56 PM
#62:


JigsawTDC posted...
this topic is getting a little weird. i'm too stoned for this. can i have some of the mac and cheese you made in the other thread??

Of course, it's one of our house specialties.

If I'm being totally honest, losing my job has not done well for my self confidence, and when I get a little blue...I tend to act a hoe a bit. This is my attempt to at least contain it in one topic.

*makes my ass clap*
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Metalsonic66
09/14/20 10:42:39 PM
#63:


Hoe it up yo

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LaggnFragnLarry
09/14/20 10:45:48 PM
#64:


JigsawTDC posted...
this topic is getting a little weird. i'm too stoned for this. can i have some of the mac and cheese you made in the other thread??
my sous chef got a little too drunk while i was banging lounge ladies but i will whip up an order of my sons favorite mac and cheese for you momentarily
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WhiskeyDisk
09/14/20 10:46:43 PM
#65:


IronBornCorps posted...
Of course, it's one of our house specialties.

If I'm being totally honest, losing my job has not done well for my self confidence, and when I get a little blue...I tend to act a hoe a bit. This is my attempt to at least contain it in one topic.

*makes my ass clap*


*pulls the DJ aside, tips him a $20, and requests "Missy Eliott's Work it"*

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IronBornCorps
09/14/20 10:50:29 PM
#66:


WhiskeyDisk posted...
*pulls the DJ aside, tips him a $20, and requests "Missy Eliott's Work it"*

great song, I almost expected "A Lap Dance is so much better when the stripper is crying" from you

*bends over on stage*
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wwinterj25
09/14/20 10:58:51 PM
#67:


*orders anther double rum and coke*
*puts tips on stage*
This is good shit.


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IronBornCorps
09/14/20 11:01:57 PM
#68:


*walks over to where winter is standing, and bends over in front of him and pulls my g-string down*
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Metalsonic66
09/14/20 11:03:32 PM
#69:


Sixty-nine doods

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WhiskeyDisk
09/14/20 11:13:11 PM
#71:


IronBornCorps posted...
great song, I almost expected "A Lap Dance is so much better when the stripper is crying" from you

*bends over on stage*

You know me better than I know you, but I'm playing to the crowd for your benefit. This is old hat to me, lol. Play along dammit, I'm doing this for your amusement not mine. You're lucky it wasn't Firestarter or Du Hast Mich. One of my infamous exes was a stripper and another stripper great friend was the type that liked fishnet bodysuits, had fangs, and would play with fire on stage. Sadly, in my bad old days this was squarely in my wheelhouse.

I used to let the goth one haul off and backhand me in the middle of her set because the whitehats would throw money afterwards like it was hurting them to hold it and we'd go back to my place and do coke for the rest of the weekend...

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WhiskeyDisk
09/14/20 11:14:39 PM
#72:


That being said, can someone get me another round, I'm parched.

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IronBornCorps
09/14/20 11:18:14 PM
#73:


My bartender has gone missing...

*steps behind bar and tops off everyones drink in the nude*

*also serves everyone a free shot on the house*
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JazzMasterZero
09/14/20 11:23:53 PM
#74:


Surprised @TheWorstPoster hasnt chimed in yet. *Orders a few drinks*
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IronBornCorps
09/14/20 11:24:00 PM
#75:


I'm doing shots off my booty for anyone interested ;)
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WhiskeyDisk
09/14/20 11:24:35 PM
#76:


IronBornCorps posted...
I'm doing shots off my booty for anyone interested ;)

Err, tempting, but it's hot in here, and frankly, you're sweaty right now.

I might have to switch to Jager...

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AmasIrugo
09/14/20 11:25:30 PM
#77:


I think the money we get here should be invested back into Simpsons topics

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LaggnFragnLarry
09/14/20 11:27:27 PM
#78:


IronBornCorps posted...
I'm doing shots off my booty for anyone interested ;)
i was going to make a joke about eating ass but it was a little too tongue in cheek for my taste
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IronBornCorps
09/14/20 11:30:19 PM
#79:


LaggnFragnLarry posted...
i was going to make a joke about eating ass but it was a little too tongue in cheek for my taste

I actually laughed at this, I hadn't heard that one before
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WhiskeyDisk
09/14/20 11:30:29 PM
#80:


LaggnFragnLarry posted...
i was going to make a joke about eating ass but it was a little too tongue in cheek for my taste


ngl, I laughed.

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IronBornCorps
09/14/20 11:37:02 PM
#81:


I'll probably head to bed soon, I do have a desire to play with the ol' chickpea before I fall asleep.
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Metalsonic66
09/15/20 12:00:23 AM
#82:


Flick that shit

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WhiskeyDisk
09/15/20 12:01:14 AM
#83:


Never paid a girl to garbanzo bean on my face...*rimj--shot*

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IronBornCorps
09/15/20 12:26:12 AM
#84:


Well I handled my business...now I'm not really tired

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wwinterj25
09/15/20 12:26:57 AM
#85:


*drinks more*
I really like this lounge. Sadly it seems the host has gone to bed.... maybe.

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IronBornCorps
09/15/20 12:30:15 AM
#86:


wwinterj25 posted...
*drinks more*
I really like this lounge. Sadly it seems the host has gone to bed.... maybe.

In bed, but not sleeping, lol
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IronBornCorps
09/15/20 12:42:28 AM
#87:


I could use a toke, *sigh* gotta find a job first
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Ogurisama
09/15/20 12:43:57 AM
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IronBornCorps
09/15/20 12:46:39 AM
#89:


Ogurisama posted...
Just become an onlyfans star, thats what all the popular young adults are doing

Been there, done that. Was a while ago, I imagine OnlyFans makes some things easier tho. I had a Chatturbate show at one point in time...when I was younger and perkier.
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wwinterj25
09/15/20 12:49:05 AM
#90:


IronBornCorps posted...
I had a Chatturbate show at one point in time...when I was younger and perkier.

Niiiice! What made you give that up?

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IronBornCorps
09/15/20 12:54:07 AM
#91:


wwinterj25 posted...
Niiiice! What made you give that up?

Wanted a job that includes things like benefits and retirement plans. Went back to school and became a computer programmer. Pays better too.

I always knew that line of work is easy to age out of. Unless you do fetish stuff. It was a means to an end, and when I found something better I went with that.
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wwinterj25
09/15/20 12:57:20 AM
#92:


IronBornCorps posted...
Unless you do fetish stuff.

Understandable.


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IronBornCorps
09/15/20 12:58:55 AM
#93:


wwinterj25 posted...
Understandable.

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for fetishes. I've done S&M scenes as a dominatrix as well.
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wwinterj25
09/15/20 1:01:49 AM
#94:


IronBornCorps posted...
Don't get me wrong, I'm all for fetishes. I've done S&M scenes as a dominatrix as well.
That is interesting to hear....

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IronBornCorps
09/15/20 1:05:18 AM
#95:


wwinterj25 posted...
That is interesting to hear....

It was only a few times. It was empowering and all that, but it kind of goes against the grain of my personality.
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wwinterj25
09/15/20 1:06:12 AM
#96:


IronBornCorps posted...
It was only a few times. It was empowering and all that, but it kind of goes against the grain of my personality.
Ah. So what is your personality if you don't mind me asking?

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Metalsonic66
09/15/20 1:08:51 AM
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IronBornCorps
09/15/20 1:11:05 AM
#98:


I tend to be more go with the flow, and I'm not exactly super commanding. It really was as much acting as it was sex work. Wanted a job where I could be my happy go lucky self.
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wwinterj25
09/15/20 1:13:40 AM
#99:


IronBornCorps posted...
I tend to be more go with the flow, and I'm not exactly super commanding. It really was as much acting as it was sex work. Wanted a job where I could be my happy go lucky self.
Fair enough. I always like folk who are more laid back and don't take things that seriously. It's always best to be happy is what you do though.

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wwinterj25
09/15/20 1:16:31 AM
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Ogurisama
09/15/20 1:17:59 AM
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