Current Events > Nebraska Man pleads with lawmakers to rename boneless wings as chicken tenders.

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Lebronwon
09/04/20 12:59:20 PM
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https://twitter.com/geoffschwartz/status/1301194486127656960



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Solar_Crimson
09/04/20 1:00:08 PM
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Literal first world problems

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eston
09/04/20 1:01:18 PM
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That's literally all they are, just tendies with sauce coating them. It's time to stop lying to our children, and our children's children

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Guide
09/04/20 1:01:50 PM
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I wish I were gay, so I could ask this guy out.

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littlebro07
09/04/20 1:02:33 PM
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How he managed to get through this whole presentation with a straight face, even scolding an interrupting audience member, is commendable.

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SiO4
09/04/20 1:04:34 PM
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Not all heroes wear capes.
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ExtremeLuchador
09/04/20 1:04:37 PM
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Same city where a guy in a clown suit did porno reviews on public access television.

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3PiesAndAFork
09/04/20 1:04:49 PM
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I'm impressed that he kept a straight face through it all.
If I were in charge I'd take his plea to heart.

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Squall28
09/04/20 1:05:15 PM
#9:


littlebro07 posted...
How he managed to get through this whole presentation with a straight face, even when pausing to scold an interrupting audience member, is commendable.


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pikachupwnage
09/04/20 1:05:29 PM
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Amazing. He does lose a few points for not mentioning boneless pizza though.

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Were_Wyrm
09/04/20 1:07:44 PM
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Destroyed with facts and logic.

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SiO4
09/04/20 1:10:55 PM
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".....We can call them Saucy nugs, or trash..."

OMG, I'm dead. LMAO, I fucking needed this.
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Master_Bass
09/04/20 1:15:02 PM
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Lmao. I love the singular clap he got at the end.

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The Wheelman1
09/04/20 1:23:40 PM
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Lol Boneless tacos

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g0ldie
09/04/20 1:25:07 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
How he managed to get through this whole presentation with a straight face, even when pausing to scold an interrupting audience member, is commendable.
it's a deadly serious matter

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Machete
09/04/20 1:38:26 PM
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Why didn't he wear a clown suit? And/or a strap-on on his head?
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King Rial
09/04/20 1:45:31 PM
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Run for office, man. I have it on good authority that KochSoros will back you 91% of the way!


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MelbuFrahma4
09/04/20 4:10:46 PM
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SiO4 posted...
Not all heroes wear capes.


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Intro2Logic
09/04/20 4:13:37 PM
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