Current Events > stupid, fucking bitch of a professor just assigned a 100-word essay today

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cavalierking
09/03/20 11:02:40 PM
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shit's due tuesday at 8:00 a.m. sharp

well, there goes my labor day weekend, holy fuck, god, fuck college

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DespondentDeity
09/03/20 11:03:12 PM
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100 words? Just use predictive text lmao

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Blbmbr666
09/03/20 11:03:15 PM
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100 words lmfao

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Alteres
09/03/20 11:04:01 PM
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Thats like two fucking paragraphs.

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DrizztLink
09/03/20 11:04:02 PM
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Are there even 100 words in the language?

This is some bullshit, I'm with TC.

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RIPVyseCity
09/03/20 11:04:25 PM
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My kindergartener just did 10 words. I think you should manage
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Alexanaxela
09/03/20 11:04:47 PM
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100 words? That's only like 100 words. I think this post is just about a fourth of the way there
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LikeImmolation
09/03/20 11:05:06 PM
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Shut up and do your work.

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Nacen
09/03/20 11:05:49 PM
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2020 and people still take these topics seriously
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Notti
09/03/20 11:05:57 PM
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uwnim
09/04/20 12:07:04 AM
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You are already like a third of the way there. Keep up the good work.

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StarReaper13
09/04/20 12:08:19 AM
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It could be worse.

My professor made us read a 100 word essay one time.

Don't know how I didn't fail that class.

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armandro
09/04/20 12:08:20 AM
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imagine falling for this low hanging bait

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Zeeak4444
09/04/20 2:21:14 AM
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armandro posted...
imagine falling for this low hanging bait

jokes on you, hes serious, and its a 100 word essay in Latin.

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ThanksUglyGod
09/04/20 2:24:31 AM
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Just find one of those "Write x's speech 1 word at a time" topics and boom
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Machete
09/04/20 2:31:09 AM
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You could come up with 100 words for parts of the male and female reproductive systems including various slang terms for various parts of them. Just do that.
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Reis
09/04/20 2:33:51 AM
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imagine starting a semester off with some bullshit like this, i'd just drop the class if i were you
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AlisLandale
09/04/20 2:35:22 AM
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Just use 14 point font and double space. Your teacher won't even know the difference.
Also Arial is bigger than Times New Roman.

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toyota
09/04/20 2:36:10 AM
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lmao why was it in hs they gave high ass word counts and wanted you to rabble on about bs just to fill up the words and length but in college its all about just getting to the fucking point.
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Returning_CEmen
09/04/20 2:54:29 AM
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If you increase the size of the period it will help...oh no this bitch professor found away to bypass that hack!!!
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DarkFists
09/04/20 3:13:47 AM
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I bet your professor will be happy with 100 words bitching about the assignment, heck, use your first post somewhere in it!

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BaphometFlux
09/04/20 3:15:59 AM
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Tc , take trolling lessons , you suck at it.

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snickerbar2029
09/04/20 3:21:05 AM
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You'll never finish it.

Enjoy working at burger king for the rest of your days, OP.

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DepreceV2
09/04/20 3:30:39 AM
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Alteres posted...
Thats like two fucking paragraphs.


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Turbam
09/04/20 3:39:17 AM
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Reis posted...
imagine starting a semester off with some bullshit like this, i'd just drop the class if i were you
This.
I took a class like this over the summer and it only got worse.
Our final was 125 words

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cadcrafter
09/04/20 3:47:01 AM
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toyota posted...
lmao why was it in hs they gave high ass word counts and wanted you to rabble on about bs just to fill up the words and length but in college its all about just getting to the fucking point.
My freshmen English class had essays that were 2-3 pages (double spaced), so you actually had to try and be concise. I remember one time one of my essays was just bleeding over into page 4... so I changed once space to size 11 and it worked, lol

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Tyranthraxus
09/04/20 3:49:28 AM
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armandro posted...
imagine falling for this low hanging bait

I legitimately can't tell anymore if the responses are part of the joke or not.

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Cornhuskers
09/04/20 3:55:17 AM
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snickerbar2029 posted...
You'll never finish it.

Enjoy working at burger king for the rest of your days, OP.

No, robots will be the only BK workers by 2030.
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samurai bandit
09/04/20 4:10:24 AM
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What I learned in boating school is

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
09/04/20 4:24:37 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
i can't believe she stooped so low
Duct tape are you serious!?
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Delirious_Beard
09/04/20 4:25:28 AM
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count yourself lucky

i have a 200 word paper due next year

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