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SaltyWet
09/01/20 7:23:24 PM
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Do you take the deal?

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RemixRBG
09/01/20 7:24:09 PM
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No

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Nacen
09/01/20 7:25:12 PM
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Fuck that
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Gobstoppers12
09/01/20 7:26:13 PM
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Yes. I will put a few billion dollars in at least one bank in every civilized country in the world. I will gather interest across the entire planet and always have a place to go. That way, no matter which nations rise or fall, I will have resources somewhere. Including Mars, if we get to that point.

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Eliza-Schuyler
09/01/20 7:26:37 PM
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no ofc not

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SrRd_RacinG
09/01/20 7:27:03 PM
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Imagine being the only person not to know what death is?

Isn't that also kind of...strange?

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3PiesAndAFork
09/01/20 7:28:08 PM
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Define immortal. What would happen if I get decapitated and my head split into 100 pieces.

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Doom_Art
09/01/20 7:28:22 PM
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What kind of immortal

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SJWFaqs
09/01/20 7:28:28 PM
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Fuck yeah. As long as I don't have other immortals wanting to fight me ala Highlander.

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Ving_Rhames
09/01/20 7:28:34 PM
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I used to say no, but yes now.

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Nacen
09/01/20 7:28:35 PM
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Imagine being stuck in an endless void of nothing after the death of all stars, black holes, etc.
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nfearurspecimn
09/01/20 7:28:36 PM
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SrRd_RacinG posted...
Imagine being the only person not to know what death is?
the dead know nothing

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SaltyWet
09/01/20 7:28:40 PM
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3PiesAndAFork posted...
Define immortal. What would happen if I get decapitated and my head split into 100 pieces.
You retain consciousness but you cannot move.

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AdrianBeterson
09/01/20 7:28:57 PM
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3PiesAndAFork posted...
Define immortal. What would happen if I get decapitated and my head split into 100 pieces.

Doom_Art posted...
What kind of immortal


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AdrianBeterson
09/01/20 7:29:15 PM
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SaltyWet posted...
You retain consciousness but you cannot move.
Fuck no

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Zack_Attackv1
09/01/20 7:31:45 PM
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3PiesAndAFork
09/01/20 7:34:00 PM
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Lolno

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Gobstoppers12
09/01/20 7:35:27 PM
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SaltyWet posted...
You retain consciousness but you cannot move.
This is the worst possible thing. Fuck that.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
09/01/20 7:37:42 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSKFV93fGtA

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nfearurspecimn
09/01/20 7:40:27 PM
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Um, will I be in hell when the world ends? Or would I just be floating feeling nothing?

SaltyWet posted...
You retain consciousness but you cannot move.
oh hell no

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weekoldhotdog
09/01/20 7:40:44 PM
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So after the money runs out, I can live forever as a homeless guy? I'm good.

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DirkDiggles
09/01/20 7:48:16 PM
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nativengine
09/01/20 7:50:18 PM
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The cool thing about this scenario is Id have money enough to at least try and make the world a better place. Ya know? Fund scientists, doctored and shit. But Id get to live and see if my contributions made a positive or negative impact.

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Gamerguymass
09/01/20 7:51:22 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
So after the money runs out, I can live forever as a homeless guy? I'm good.

How the fuck can you possibly run out of a trillion dollars? Even at the absolute shittiest interest rate in human history you would still be making millions of dollars a year from doing literally nothing but keeping your money in the bank.

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g0ldie
09/01/20 7:51:39 PM
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I think it could be interesting...but then the heat death of the universe which will be like, in a 100 trillion years, or the big crunch, or something

and before all that, you'll likely be stuck in black holes for billions or trillions of years

and that's all after the planet you're on dies, it's sun goes supernova, etc.

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uwnim
09/01/20 7:51:54 PM
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What happens if I fully obliterate my physical form?

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Hexenherz
09/01/20 7:52:49 PM
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g0ldie posted...
I think it could be interesting...but then the heat death of the universe which will be like, in a 100 trillion years, or the big crunch, or something

and before all that, you'll likely be stuck in black holes for billions or trillions of years

and that's all after the planet you're on dies, it's sun goes supernova, etc.
And you'd be the only person to experience all of that.

I think i would take it

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radical rhino
09/01/20 7:54:02 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
Um, will I be in hell when the world ends? Or would I just be floating feeling nothing?

oh hell no
Maybe thats what happens to us anyway.

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weekoldhotdog
09/01/20 7:54:24 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
How the fuck can you possibly run out of a trillion dollars? Even at the absolute shittiest interest rate in human history you would still be making millions of dollars a year from doing literally nothing but keeping your money in the bank.

I'd probably go broke gambling. I know, I'm rich, but what else are you going to do with the money?

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g0ldie
09/01/20 7:54:33 PM
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Hexenherz posted...
And you'd be the only person to experience all of that.

I think i would take it


if your body healed/was able to endure all of that, it would be one thing, but the TC is saying that if you're decapitated, for example, you'll be conscious but unable to move

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Alteres
09/01/20 7:58:54 PM
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Yes.

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cadcrafter
09/01/20 8:05:33 PM
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Can I trade the 1 trillion dollars to be an animated skeleton instead?

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SJWFaqs
09/01/20 8:22:04 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
I'd probably go broke gambling. I know, I'm rich, but what else are you going to do with the money?
Buy a house and a bunch of property then put the rest into a ton of certificates of deposit and let them just keep rolling over for all of eternity.
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Hexenherz
09/01/20 8:25:29 PM
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cadcrafter posted...
Can I trade the 1 trillion dollars to be an animated skeleton instead?
you're already an animated skeleton

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nfearurspecimn
09/01/20 8:35:15 PM
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radical rhino posted...
Maybe thats what happens to us anyway.
that's a nice thought, but I doubt it :(

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Kisai
09/01/20 8:39:47 PM
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SaltyWet posted...
Do you take the deal?
Is this just "eternal life, but you can still die" immortal, or "eternal life + you're invincible and can't die" immortal? Because if it's the former, I'll take that.

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SaltyWet
09/01/20 8:41:11 PM
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Kisai posted...
Is this just "eternal life, but you can still die" immortal, or "eternal life + you're invincible and can't die" immortal? Because if it's the former, I'll take that.
By definition, immortal means you can't die.

So that.

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Kisai
09/01/20 8:42:56 PM
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SaltyWet posted...
By definition, immortal means you can't die.
There's kinda two different types, and there's an "immortal" in stories where you can still die despite having eternal life.

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SaltyWet
09/01/20 8:43:34 PM
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Kisai posted...
you can still die despite having eternal life.
This makes no sense to me.

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Kisai
09/01/20 8:45:20 PM
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SaltyWet posted...
This makes no sense to me.
Maybe a writer wants a character that's immortal but can still be killed, because otherwise that would be OP? Look at vampires. They're immortal, but they can still be killed.

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TreyFlowers
09/01/20 8:49:35 PM
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If it's immortal as in can't die from old age/disease/etc, but you can still die from being killed, then fuck yeah. Live forever as the richest guy in the world so can do anything I want, see civilization evolve, and then when humans die out, shoot yourself in the head. That is my dream.

Oh, as long as I retain a youthful body. After like 150, you'd be breaking bones trying to move. Fuck that.

If it's immortal as in invincible, then no. And there's a big difference.

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EricDraven59
09/01/20 8:50:53 PM
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I would say yes. I'd have all them years being rich and not need to worry about money through my immortal life. Plus I could never die and get old and such. Impervious to all damages. I could be a hero too if I wanted to save people
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SaltyWet
09/01/20 8:51:41 PM
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EricDraven59 posted...
Impervious to all damages.
That wasn't part of my t&c's

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pfh1001
09/01/20 8:52:02 PM
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No, immortality would be awful.
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Cocytus
09/03/20 10:44:20 AM
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RemixRBG posted...
No

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Lysandear
09/03/20 10:45:58 AM
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Absolutely

SaltyWet posted...
That wasn't part of my t&c's
ah, so this thread is stupid and pointless then
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