Current Events > You are now thinking of the most cringe thing you've ever said to a girl

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How bad is it?

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hm...
pretty bad
i havent said anything bad to any guys though! so thats good. i havent really liked that many guys, usually girls

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Honestly I don't have a terrible history but I went on a really terrible date with a girl in college where I was trying to sound really cool and interesting but I ended up spilling my spaghetti

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Honestly I don't have a terrible history but I went on a really terrible date with a girl in college where I was trying to sound really cool and interesting but I ended up spilling my spaghetti

did it fall out of your pocket

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Eliza-Schuyler posted...

did it fall out of your pocket

yess

I was like a sophomore in college and I actually got laid quite a bit in college but my parents were getting divorced and I was going through a really confused part of my life like I did not handle this date the way I handle most dates

I still ended up making out with her later but it was still pretty cringe

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Girl: Do I look good in this dress (says it jokingly/not be serious)
Me: Yes I think it does look good on you!
Girl: I was just kidding! (Pouts)
Me: So was I! (proceeds to chuckle)

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The classic ralph "so do you like stuff"

it was incredibly awkward

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"oh yeah baby does that rock hard weiner make your panties moist"

it was said 100% as a joke and she laughed but it's still the worst thing ever

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I gave a valentine card to a girl I knew in high school, lol

but I wasn't interested in her; I was just an asshole who kinda pursued her because my friend was interested in her, and he insulted me once.

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Hard to choose

There was my stupid pickup line to girls on OKC ("My pokeymanz, let me shows you dem").

That first date I went on with the girl from the tattoo shop. We went to dinner, went back to her apartment, had a few drinks, went for a walk, smoked, talk, went back to her place, put a movie on and were cuddling on the couch getting really close, and then the movie ended and she was like "Well it's getting kinda late..." with that "Want to join me in the bed?" tone of voice, and I responded, "Yeah I need to get home, I had a great night though!" and left (and then kicked myself in the car on the drive home -_-).

Also the time I antagonized my crush - she had short hair and I made a stupid comment that she looked like one of our male classmates. We remained friends though and then at work one day got in a stupid conversation about Mass Effect or some other stupid video game and I said something really stupid and aggressive and we never really spoke again after that, because my comment (about the game and downplaying her opinion) was just ... really immature. It was a sad loss.

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I can't think of any one thing in particular. Probably wearing a dress threw this one girl off, though. We didn't talk much after that.

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@Hexenherz if it makes you feel better that same thing happened to George on Seinfield


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@Hexenherz if it makes you feel better that same thing happened to George on Seinfield

He was trying to show girls his pokemon collection? I didn't even have one, was just trying to be goofy and different than the guys who just message "hey ur hot"

wow this topic took me on an internalized emotional roadtrip I didn't have the gas to return from.

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Hexenherz posted...

He was trying to show girls his pokemon collection? I didn't even have one, was just trying to be goofy and different than the guys who just message "hey ur hot"

wow this topic took me on an internalized emotional roadtrip I didn't have the gas to return from.

lol no, a girl invites him up for coffee and he's like "nah, it's too late for coffee, keeps me up at night" when she was clearly trying to sex him up

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Oh yes lmfao I loved that episode (well that show as a whole is good).

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I can't remember. It could just be I didn't feel embarrassed.

My actual embarrassing moment was with the boys, when I thought penis was spelled "penus".

They laughed and showed me the truth.

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